[ryanXL977]

ap/reuters. 2:52 est. 03/08/2009

ms61853/larry the pizza delivery man/ obama our lord has been found, naked, with a semi erection, face down in a pile of his own urine and feces, dead of a massive heart attack. funeral services will not be held as there was not a casket large enough to fit a 450 lb man made of chocolate and cupcakes

[Mudcat]

You shouldn't joke. His weight is obama's fault.

[ryanXL977]

i know, youre right
considering the party of self reliance and personal accountability is bellyaching, id think they would blame themselves rather than others

but yes, its obamas fault. damn him and his 6 weeks

[rjt721]

This what happened to ryanXL?

[CarpeDime]

yup

the right wing spammer guy's new name is garlic pie

i wonder what threads will be bumped from the front page tomorrow morning

if they are any good ones I will bump them back to the top

[yisman]

Originally Posted by rjt721

This what happened to ryanXL?

you better believe it.

He was found last week in a similar state with CREDIT WAGERING branded on his forehead and ass.

Also, his pubes were shaved and STIFF was scrawled in magic marker.

[tacomax]

www.creditwagering.com

[Hotdiggity11]

Ryan St*rn? :O