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Old 03-08-09, 12:13 AM   #1
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My buddy called and he's seeing Vanessa Hudgens and she asked him to a party with Jennifer Lopez, Teela, Beyonce, Keira Knightley plus 10 other girls who are your favourite hot chicks - if you can think of a hot chick then she'll be here tonight. To the bar then after party at her house.

Pictures will be loaded for you guys tomorrow, wish me luck.
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Old 03-08-09, 12:15 AM   #2
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Good luck, I hope you dont lose your camera tonight, would hate to miss the pictures.
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Old 03-08-09, 12:18 AM   #3
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lucky you. i partied w/ Roseanne, Rosie O'donnel and Oprah tonight.....left my camera home but imagine my 4some!
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Old 03-08-09, 12:18 AM   #4
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That's my biggest concern, tullamore. I'll be doing each of them in 3 different positions and my main worry is that I'll lose the pictorial evidence. However, I'm a respected poster so you can take my word on what happened.
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Old 03-08-09, 12:19 AM   #5
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lucky you. i partied w/ Roseanne, Rosie O'donnel and Oprah tonight.....left my camera home but imagine my 4some!
I told you - you should have taken a wide angled lens camera.
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Old 03-08-09, 12:20 AM   #6
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That's my biggest concern, tullamore. I'll be doing each of them in 3 different positions and my main worry is that I'll lose the pictorial evidence. However, I'm a respected poster so you can take my word on what happened.
I have already done them in my mind, so pictures aren't really necessary.
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Old 03-08-09, 01:06 AM   #7
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I've just fucked Vanessa Hudgens - here's a (edited) photo before I did her:

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Old 03-08-09, 01:09 AM   #8
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i love vagina.
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Old 03-08-09, 01:11 AM   #9
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That's fukkin bullshit. That bitch was supposed to call me tonight. Fukkin cvnt. You can have the slut, taco.

Unreal.
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My buddy called and he's seeing Vanessa Hudgens and she asked him to a party with Jennifer Lopez, Teela, Beyonce, Keira Knightley plus 10 other girls who are your favourite hot chicks - if you can think of a hot chick then she'll be here tonight. To the bar then after party at her house.

Pictures will be loaded for you guys tomorrow, wish me luck.
YOU ARE A TOOL BOX!!!

Don't you have anything better to do then make bullsh*t up and photoshop pictures..???

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Old 03-08-09, 01:24 AM   #11
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Aww. And here I thought Shams had died... Apparently not. Lucky us.
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Old 03-08-09, 01:24 AM   #12
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Just about to drill Jennifer Lopez. The look of shock on her face was when she saw how big my tool was.

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Old 03-08-09, 03:11 AM   #13
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Finished off with Halle Berry after depositing equal amounts of population paste in each nipple.

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Old 03-08-09, 03:32 AM   #14
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LOL.

Iwin is also out partying with lots of chicks tonight. Strange.
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Old 03-08-09, 03:54 AM   #15
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lol great thread....
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Old 03-08-09, 04:10 AM   #16
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I laugh when i see that tacomax has posted, let alone what he posts.
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Old 03-08-09, 04:15 AM   #17
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I've just fucked Vanessa Hudgens - here's a (edited) photo before I did her:

Why'd you chop off her left arm? You're a sick fuck, taco.
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My night was an epic failure, appartently urs wasn't
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Old 03-08-09, 06:02 AM   #19
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Call me on the 310 line, pal.
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Old 03-08-09, 06:23 AM   #20
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YOU ARE A TOOL BOX!!!

Don't you have anything better to do then make bullsh*t up and photoshop pictures..???


When u look like a cross between a Chupacabra and Jennifer Aniston, I would imagine the only women in his life are photoshopped ones. So the answer is a resounding no.
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Old 03-08-09, 06:26 AM   #21
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When u look like a cross between a Chupacabra and Jennifer Aniston, I would imagine the only women in his life are photoshopped ones. So the answer is a resounding no.
Take the Domincan Republic to the limit at -2000. Thank me tomorrow.
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Old 03-08-09, 06:38 AM   #22
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Taco you are the man. Now you need to give that willy of yours a long needed rest. I hope now that he fvcked celebrity poon that hes better than us.
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Old 03-08-09, 06:40 AM   #23
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Get a haircut and squint a lot. Might help with that scaring women thing.
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Old 03-08-09, 06:43 AM   #24
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Get a haircut and squint a lot. Might help with that scaring women thing.
See you at the next bash!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
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Old 03-08-09, 06:51 AM   #25
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Hope we dont see u.

-Signed everyone that shit their pants in laughter at 2008 Bash
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Old 03-08-09, 06:56 AM   #26
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Funny that the people who were the most full of shit didn't turn up. Unreal. Probably won't see you this year, then.
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Old 03-10-09, 03:14 AM   #27
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Who is this vanessa chick anyways?
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Old 03-10-09, 03:31 AM   #28
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archie, either we google her or we wait till mr pop culture bread wakes up and tells us

im waiting
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Old 03-10-09, 03:33 AM   #29
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ok hold on......
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ok I called him and he didn't answer... he must be in a deep sleep...

looks like i'm waiting too
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Praise be to sammy..... Bread is finally awake
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Old 03-10-09, 07:59 AM   #32
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Vanessa is the little hottie from High School Musical who had a couple nude photos get out a year ago or so.
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thx
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