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Old 08-14-06, 08:06 PM   #1
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Default hey coach, "the prick" is in deperate need of some help

hey coach, are you gonna help the prick with his capping this year?
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Old 08-14-06, 08:09 PM   #2
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Im not sure even the coach can get through to The Prick. When you stink, you always stink. No matter how much perfume you spray on.

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Old 08-14-06, 08:11 PM   #3
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Danny I went bad about 2 months ago, I lose basically every night and tired of running to the bank on Mondays for loans.
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Old 08-14-06, 08:12 PM   #4
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looker, if anyone can help the prick out with his play it's JJ.

the coach is a true pro capper and a well known sharp who knows what to look for when the lines don't look quite right, and the prick really needs some help in that department.
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Old 08-15-06, 09:26 AM   #5
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say, Danny-boy, WTF is "deperate"???? is that some kinda homo-code word for some degenerate act???? i do appreciate yer concern, son, but ain't you got a Star Trek convention to go to, or a big night of Dungeons and Dragons in yer momma's basement to practice up for?
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Old 08-17-06, 11:31 AM   #6
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awe-right, looker, that was a cold shot. so thats how its gonna be, no problem. all this time i figgered we were tight. you can get in line to apologize once football season is over
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Old 08-17-06, 12:06 PM   #7
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Prick,
If you don't mind me asking, what was your record - ATS- last year?
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Old 08-17-06, 12:21 PM   #8
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Prick,
If you don't mind me asking, what was your record - ATS- last year?
just put a "2" and a "-" in front of his post count, and that will give you a good idea of what it was.
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Old 08-17-06, 01:51 PM   #9
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I don't get it? Prick ws 2- 17?

or

2- 173?

Either way, he only had 2 winners ATS last year? C'mon, no way... A blind, 90 year-old grandmother could throw a dart at a board and do better.
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Old 08-17-06, 02:32 PM   #10
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Rich, if what I find HERE is correct, he was 22-26 with some ties last year. I'd be embarrassed if I that was my score. But then, he should be embarrassed for a lot of other reasons as well
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Old 08-17-06, 03:01 PM   #11
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et tu, willie boy???? looks like the "gun list" just got one name longer. you got room to chunk rocks, son, with that stellar record in the bases deal??? 23-22, just picking winners, no points????
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Old 08-17-06, 03:11 PM   #12
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I got kicked out of that contest just before my hot streak, Prick

If you can beat the Magic 8-Ball this year, I'll supply a nice bottle of small batch bourbon for the lads at a true Big Drunk Wednesday, and another for you to take home in a doggy bag
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Old 08-18-06, 03:09 PM   #13
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WB, sounds like we got a bet, long as you make mine Irish instead of bourbon. only, instead of an 8-Ball what say me an' you go head-to-head?
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Old 08-18-06, 04:09 PM   #14
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Sure, I'll get you a bottle of some of that potato whiskey if that's what you want. But the stuff I'm bringing to the office --- in the event that you should somehow stumble, fumble, fart and fall into a winning season --- is going to be some of that good Kentucky or Tennessee sippin' whiskey.

If we are going head-to-head, you ain't cherry-pickin' your games off the top of the heap.
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Old 08-18-06, 09:11 PM   #15
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Hey Dan,

Where did you find this jewel? I guess I need to pay more attention or you need to quit holding out on me.
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Hey Dan,

Where did you find this jewel? I guess I need to pay more attention or you need to quit holding out on me.
i thought everyone knew about the prick.

hommie, i this guy makes master L look like billy walters.
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Old 08-18-06, 09:24 PM   #17
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i thought everyone knew about the prick.

hommie, i this guy makes master L look like billy walters.
You got that right.

Best fade on the net, thats why we have him locked up here at SBR.
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