[betplom]

We need lines on which moderator will drop dead first and the cause of death.

Nicky may be useful here.

Here is the list of active mods (odds to follow - will update):

Justin7
JoshW
Willie Bee
VegasDave
Ganchrow
CrazyLou
The General
Bill Dozer

If any of these guys have already died, please let me know - your bet will not be graded a winner as it will be deemed to be a palpable error and bad line.

My money is on Willie Bee, he is older than dirt and still chews tobacco, plus he has a daughter he worries about and admits to eating alot of red meat, Willie is not long for this earth I'm afraid.

[pat venditto]

some infractions might be thrown out after this.

[daggerkobe]

Pretty obvious who the big fav is.....

[flyingillini]

VD can't be in good health.

[sickler]

Some suggestions for cause of death:

General - clogged arteries (too much greasy McD's)

CrazyLou - collapse during a long climb up a steep cliff (exercise regimen, biting off more than he can chew...)

[daggerkobe]

VD looked chubbier in his last video. Probably not good idea moving to a state where they don't ask to supersize, they just do it.

[betplom]

Willie Bee has to be favoured in this contest, Vegas Dave a close second, Dave left a very safe place in California for a very dangerous place called Texas, I hope VD can handle himself in the gladiator state.

[SBR Lou]

CrazyLou - collapse during a long climb up a steep cliff (exercise regimen, biting off more than he can chew...)

I've gained 2.5 lbs since the weight loss contest started.

[betplom]

There may be some value in Justin7 as he claims to be a winning gambler, in tough times books need to do what they must to keep profitable, sending Justin7 to the bottom of a lake in cement shoes doesn't seem unreasonable.

[Chi_archie]

is the general already dead? when was the last time he posted?

Vegas Dave and Crazylou may have accidently eaten him in the midst of devouring a bucket of wings at lunch

[daggerkobe]

Crazyl might be the fittest out of them, but he's probably got a bookie after him, trying to collect for his tennis losses.

[VegasDave]

is the general already dead? when was the last time he posted?

Vegas Dave and Crazylou may have accidently eaten him in the midst of devouring a bucket of wings at lunch

I thought the chicken tasted funny, but I assumed it was just a Texas thing.

[tullamore]

Do any of the mods qualify for life insurance? THe premiums most be off the wall if they do.

[pavyracer]

It's a dead even heat between The General, CrazyLou and VegasDave. With a combined weight of more than a 1/2 ton someone is going to have a heart attack sooner than later.

[Willie Bee]

I Willie Bee, being of unsound mind and aging body, do hereby set this forth as my official last will and testament.

To my daughter BadNina, I leave my cowboy hat, photos of happier times when your mom and I were together (that was one helluva' weekend), and half of the family ranch out in Bum Fcuk, Texas.

To my best friend forever, Bread, I leave my bike and half of my gambling debts.

To my latest wife Queen Bee, I leave the other half of the gambling debts which should be covered by the 401k that I also leave.

To my cat Gomez, I bequeath all of my individual stocks and bonds plus the Edward D. Jones account. Spend it wisely, Gomez, and try not to cough up any hairballs on the good sofa.

To fiveteamer, I leave one infraction per day for a year.

To betplom, I leave the other half of the ranch in Texas. What's that, you can't come to Texas? Ok, then the whole ranch goes to my daughter.

To the gang down at Gruene Hall, I leave $5000 for which to purchase Lone Star longnecks during the free matinee shows on Saturday and Sunday afternoons.

To Casperwaits, I leave you one Final Top 10 list - Things I hope to hear while mourners are passing by during the viewing:

10) He always looked good in blue.
9) I never knew he had such big hands.
8) Bastard owes me $100, no I'll never get it.
7) The devil's got no clue what he's in for when this guy arrives.
6) He always looked younger than his age, well, not now, but before.
5) At least now we'll have a chance on poker night.
4) Does anyone know what kind of beer they're serving at the wake?
3) The casket is beautiful, and it goes well with his tie.
2) I'll tell you what, nobody will ever top that party he threw last weekend.
1) Look! He's moving!

[SBR Lou]

Do any of the mods qualify for life insurance? THe premiums most be off the wall if they do.

I do maintain a healthy lifestyle with my rhythmic keystrokes. I can type 115 WPM and in doing so burn approximately 0.5 calories per paragraph.

[Bread]

I know he's not technically a mod, but I'm going with Loshak.

Guy just seems stressed out lately.

[The General]

I am a solid bet if you guys want to put up a price on the exchange.

Good luck

[Chi_archie]

good to see ya genny

[Casi]

what a fvkked up thread..

[pavyracer]

Put Genny, VD and CLou on the back of a 1/2 ton truck and the shocks will fail.

[Panic]

General is back? Hell yeah.

[VegasDave]

what a fvkked up thread..

Welcome to SBR

[Chi_archie]

has nicky put any x-bets up on matchy yet? nah, he wouldn't be that class-less

[betplom]

what a fvkked up thread..

what?