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    Default Cwissy's 2012 Suicide Pawlay Thread - The Year of the Pussycat!

    Don't even want to talk about 2011. **** 2011. With Wisconsin choke job, that officially ends it. Michigan -2.5 officially begins 2012. That will leave Les Miles to complete a six teamer for...

    $145.24

    Don't aks. Like I said, **** 2011. A couple wins here will be symbolic and set the tone. Me and Cwissy are ending what we start. No more 9-1 and $0. 10-0 and $100,000.

    IT'S WINNING TIME.

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    Cwissy authorizes thread. 2012 is the year of the pussycat.

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    Default Shoelace 23 Vagina Tech 20 FOT


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    New Year's resolutions. It would be easy to say I want to walk off. Let's be specific. I want to go 10-0-0 in a cat. Not 9-1 like me and Cwissy did twice in 2011. I want to hit 70% on final games to close pawlays, not 10% in 2011. I want to hit both sides of a robin hood/Lady Gaga, not go 6-1 robin/0-1 Gaga or 3-4 robin and 5-1 Gaga. At least 6-1, 7-1, 8-2 and 3-1. Want to hit at least three (3) Desmond too too's, not zero (0) in '11. Want to hit 70% on all or nothing Big Shots, not sub 35% in 2011. And I want to hit a regular pawlay of at least 8 and at least 250-1.

    Non gambling resolutions are to get down to 150, quit the shop, move to Canada and get slapped in the face by Miley Cyrus.

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    Cwissy's New Year's resolutions are to sleep more, stress less, win more, lose less and not put Joey down when he goes rogue scholar.

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    Oh, I forgot. Also resolve not to make unauthorized bets. No more rogue scholars.

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    Bungals moneyline. Cwissy has pussycat double-checked.

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    Would have been Falcons, Tebow and under. Still have $39 but Cwissy declined to pussycat double-check deposit to Heritage. No rogue. No bet.

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    **** it. It's Tebow Time.

    Thank you for your load. The money you added is now available on your ******** Account.

    Load Amount : $ 20.05
    Load Fee : $ 1.95
    Total charged to your DC : $ 22.00

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    Cwissy about to break a New Year's resolution.

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    1/8/2012 12:18PM Parlay 19.00 56.08

    Football - 108 Denver Broncos +4½ +105 for 1st Half
    Football - 107 Pittsburgh Steelers/Denver Broncos under 17 -105 for 1st Half

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    No cover, no call, no show. Sleep more, work less.

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    After Les Miles raises the trophy, Cwissy will have his first bankroll of 2012. Cwissy will also spare Joey consequences for his unauthorized Tebow.

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    1/14/2012 4:30 PM NFL Football 109 New Orleans Saints* -3½ -107* vs San Francisco 49ers
    1/14/2012 4:30 PM NFL Football 109 New Orleans Saints/San Francisco 49ers* Under 47 -107*
    1/14/2012 8:00 PM NFL Football 111 Denver Broncos* +15 -132* vs New England Patriots
    1/14/2012 8:00 PM NFL Football 111 Denver Broncos/New England Patriots* Over 50 -107*
    1/15/2012 1:00 PM NFL Football 113 Houston Texans/Baltimore Ravens* Over 36 -107*
    1/15/2012 1:00 PM NFL Football 114 Baltimore Ravens* -9 +118* vs Houston Texans
    1/15/2012 4:30 PM NFL Football 116 Green Bay Packers* -9 +113* vs New York Giants

    Risking $40.00 (8 parlays at $5.00) To Win $2,569.10*

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    Deduct $840 from total payout. Rogue scholar if win that didn't.

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    The **** is going on in this thread?
    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 05/21/2012

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 05/24/2012

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 05/17/2012

    175 pts

    3-QUESTION
    SBR TRIVIA WINNER 05/28/2012


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    slatter you had to respond?

    lost even threw in a naked backside picture, there was a unspoken sbr rule not to respond to one of these threads unless someone else did first.

    next time just let this clown post 26 straight times + and don't respond

    iPad
    WINNER
    SBR Store 4/4/2012

    60pts

    SBR POKER TOURNEY13th Place 5/28/2012

    200pts

    SBR POKER TOURNEY5th Place 5/24/2012

    60pts

    SBR POKER TOURNEY13th Place 5/25/2012

    275pts

    SBR POKER TOURNEY3rd Place 5/21/2012

    iPad
    WINNER
    SBR Store 01/05/2012

    325pts

    SBR POKER TOURNEY2nd Place 5/16/2012


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    Cwissy says it's time for Butch's final say to officially end the NFL divisional playoffs weekend.

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    Butch quit. I think his final say (or words) were '**** you'.

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    I want to take this opportunity to thank Dell Dude for asking me to fill in for Butch and thank Cwissy for his valiant attempt at hitting an NFL playoffs walkoff. You know every relationship begins with trust. You must trust your significant other to be faithful in the face of temptation and make the right decisions when challenged by adversity. Unfortunately Dell Dude failed both tests and he and Cwissy will go to sleep at $0 tonight for the 23rd straight Sunday. But there is always another day, another game, another opportunity to make things right and do right. Hopefully Cwissy can find it in his heart to forgive Dell Dude for his rogue scholar infidelity and give Dell Dude one more chance for the only thing stronger than love is forgiveness. Winning comes afterwards. Take care of yourselves. And each other.

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