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    Colt
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    SBR Hedge Fund Prospectus & Discussion

    Investing
    Investors must invest a minimum of 20 SBR Points. It is easier to deal with a minimum of 20 because of the 5% manager fee. Investors must also invest for a minimum of 1 week. Those who have already invested may request their funds at any time by Sunday May 9, but to receive their funds on the 9th their request has to be in by the close of business on May 8th. The hedge fund works with a Sunday deadline, and donations will continue to be accepted thru Friday. The hedge fund begins on Saturday, May 1st.

    Current Investors
    jjgold - 100 points
    GRUMPERZ - 100 points
    ACoochy - 100 points
    iifold - 100 points

    Investment Strategy
    The SBR Hedge Fund will use a betting strategy with the least risk and best chance for success. The hedge fund will focus on betting plays where the manager feels like he has an edge based on either the current market price or based on the manager's statistical analysis. The maximum risk of any wager is 2.5% of the fund and the maximum amount of the fund in play at any one time will be 30%. This is to ensure success.

    In the event of a complete loss, the manager will attempt to repay his investors however due to the amount of investors and small amount of points received per day, it will be hard and take time to accomplish. However, with the betting strategy outlined above, it will be very hard to have a complete loss and if the investor is struggling, investors may be able to get out with minimal damage.

    Long Term Prediction
    If given time and investment capital, this hedge fund will succeed. I cannot say how much, but it will turn a profit.



    You may invest up until Friday April 30 at 11:59 PM Eastern Time. We will use this thread for discussion of the SBR Hedge Fund.
    Points Awarded:

    iifold gave Colt 100 SBR Point(s) for this post.

    Dad gave Colt 20 SBR Point(s) for this post.

    jjgold gave Colt 25 SBR Point(s) for this post.

    Holtgetsback gave Colt 10 SBR Point(s) for this post.


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    dont screw me here guy, i need those points

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    Thanks Foldy!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colt View Post
    Thanks Foldy!!
    any funny stuff and jj gets paid a visit.

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    from your claim of 100 k to begging for points

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    1% rake is going to cut into your profit margin mr. hedge fund manager

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    1% rake is going to cut into your profit margin mr. hedge fund manager

    i wouldnt worry so much about that

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    You are going to have alibis angry investors.

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    2dabank and 36mafia, make an investment!!!

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    Why do I get the feeling he's gonna pull a Madoff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    Why do I get the feeling he's gonna pull a Madoff.
    no way, jj's investment insures us this guy is a good ghost that can be trusted

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    Isn't this the same retarded tout service that Enogsiwon was trying to start? Fukking clown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colt View Post
    2dabank and 36mafia, make an investment!!!

    you are a idiot, the day i need a joke like yourself to pick games for me is the day i quit this shit

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    This guy is the second coming of Jesus. I have to post how wonderful he is every 24 hrs so in 20 days I'll have all my points back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 36mafia View Post
    1% rake is going to cut into your profit margin mr. hedge fund manager
    That is only when investors send me points and when they cash out from the investment. It won't be that big of a deal.

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    tell you what i will do for you, you can throw all your bs statistics out the window and for a fee i will pm you winners so you dont lose everyone's points and look like a genius at the same time...
    Last edited by 2daBank; 04-29-10 at 12:06 PM.

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    Nickay!!!! Hermannnnnnn!!!!!! Whater!!!!!!!!

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    I am too point poor to invest

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    So what happens if you lose our investment?

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    Colt, make me rich.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colt View Post
    2dabank and 36mafia, make an investment!!!
    how bout for 8 pts/day ill trade you one sbr lotto ticket

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    ground floor investors like myself,jj,grumperz and coochy should get a reduced 3% commission fee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iifold View Post
    ground floor investors like myself,jj,grumperz and coochy should get a reduced 3% commission fee.
    I will see what I can come up with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dad View Post
    Colt, make me rich.
    Thanks Dad!!

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    can we extend the deadline so I can invest more? Or how can I invest more later?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeFall View Post
    can we extend the deadline so I can invest more? Or how can I invest more later?
    You may invest more but it will run on a week-to-week basis for easier tracking purposes.

    You can deposit any time next week and it will go towards the Week 2 plays and for however long you wish to stay with me.

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    You stil haven't answered my question what happens if you lose the points?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tltaylor89 View Post
    You stil haven't answered my question what happens if you lose the points?
    Read the first post in the thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Colt View Post
    In the event of a complete loss, the manager will attempt to repay his investors however due to the amount of investors and small amount of points received per day, it will be hard and take time to accomplish. However, with the betting strategy outlined above, it will be very hard to have a complete loss and if the investor is struggling, investors may be able to get out with minimal damage.

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    Another thing - all of my points will be invested at the fund, consider that like a deposit bonus. As of right now I have 420 points invested and 454 points total. So 34 of my own points are going in, and if I lose 34 points today all of the investors still have their initial investment in full with me.

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    Ghosts gotta love them

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    Taylor make a 25 point deposit when you hit your 13,000 post.

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    I need 500 points by Saturday...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Colt View Post
    I need 500 points by Saturday...
    youll make that easy. word is getting out about this great idea

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    Wow. This might constitute an offering under the '33 and '34 Acts... Be careful here.

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    Boner just donate to the fund.

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