[The Prick]

The ol' Prick just took a meeting w/SBR John, that Dozer cat, some "legendary" marketing bubba and a coupla other SBR fellas. Bottom line, looks like da Prick is gonna be back this fall. My lawyer's gotta rubberstamp the deal when he gets done whackin' off in Fort Worth, but they got a HUGE sponsorship deal in the works and they plan on givin' away the farm......'course, only if any of you girls actually beat me. Most of you clowns prolly shouldn't even waste yer time trying to steal some of my loot

[Aces]

Prick my old shirts worn out time for a new one. I loved your picks LY made a bunch of money fading you LOL.

[bigboydan]

i can't believe there letting you come back for another ass whoopin agian.... i would have figured they learned there lesson last year after them having to take out a second morgage on there building to payoff all those losses because of your shitty picks.

[The Prick]

figgers you'd mention "ass whoopin" BGD. you gonna actually enter this year or talk shit without putting anything on the line? SBR must get some kinda tax-cut fer keeping yer retarded ass on the payroll

[Illusion]

Spread the word posters, stealing money has never been this easy.

[slacker00]

Good luck this year, Prick.


You'll need it!

[The Prick]

Thanks, Slack, you always were a real guy.....ill, maybe you should put yer money where yer mouth is, say a little side action between me and you?

[Illusion]

ill, maybe you should put yer money where yer mouth is, say a little side action between me and you?

Do you really wanna lose more money? Our posters damn near took all of your strip club money last year and I would feel bad denying you the rest of your jiggly room funds.

[The Prick]

good point, Ill, i got beat like a drum last year. i hadda trim the payroll some, prolly cost some poor law student her degree, but this years a whole new deal

[stump]

Great contest, i'm looking forward to it again this year

[picantel]

Last year I had a chimp making my picks and he won easily. For more sport and to give the Prick a chance I am gonna have a box of rocks make my football picks this year. I expect an easy win.

[onlooker]

Good news. Always a good thing when someone hands out free money more or less.

To everyone that didnt play last year. I really recommend you sign up for this contest once sign ups start. You wont be disappointed.

[HAPPY BOY]

Prick is Back Prick is Back God Help us Jesus and Baby Jesus help us!!!! Dude JJGold has a better chance of getting some stink on his hang low than you beating me this year!

[pags11]

I seriously can't wait prick!...

[The Prick]

keep on chirpin', ladies, i'm starting up a special list.....you are all gonna shit gerbils when you see what's up fer grabs

[bigboydan]

so now your into gerbils uh prick. why am i not suprised.

[The Prick]

Holy Sheeeyit, i just saw the prize list....a little math sez i'm gonna be on the hook for 10k a week????!!!!! this makes that Tommy Bahama scam look like peanuts, where's that fackin' wanker lawyer i got on retainer?

[Illusion]

Holy Sheeeyit, i just saw the prize list....a little math sez i'm gonna be on the hook for 10k a week????!!!!!

Damn prick, you better hire a few extra body guards if you mess up this year!!! That is some serious coin!!!

[SBR_John]

CRIS did mention we can always change the contest to: Beat (the f\*\*k out of) the Prick.

[sergfro]

I noticed CRIS only paid out a maximum amount of people who beat out da prick each week...I suspect that the contest will atleast in double in entry this year making it harder to win money.

[Dave]

CRIS did mention we can always change the contest to: Beat (the f\*\*k out of) the Prick.

Isn't there an understanding that there is a chance for some broken limbs if the prick cant 'hold his own'?


sergfro - One of our non English speaking techs won a Tommy Bahama and he was just putting in random picks for debugging purposes. Beating the prick is easier than beating your own prick. I just hope his losses doesn't go against my budget, or I'll be the one kicking his ass.

[sergfro]

oh I know its easy to beat him..i'm just saying that CRIS limited it to like 10 winners each week i believe....there were times where there was more then 10 winners and those people didnt get any $$ from CRIS....now that the contest will probably double in people...it will be harder to get in that "top 10" or whatever amount of players CRIS will pay each week they beat the prick

[HAPPY BOY]

I noticed CRIS only paid out a maximum amount of people who beat out da prick each week...I suspect that the contest will atleast in double in entry this year making it harder to win money.

Shit I forgot about all the new members. Guess this year I'm gonna have to do some real homework and not have my dog shit on a spread sheet.(p.s. my dog Trouble finally died this year he made it 5months after I told you guys he was I'll so now Georgia my bulldog will be doing the shitting)

[pags11]

Aces, good to see you around bud...it's gonna be fun going after the ol' prick...

[JT16]

Can someone give me a quick summary of the contest. I don't even know what you are talking about but it sounds like fun.

[mad]

Full board of college and Pro games
Prick picks 3 games, these games then OTB
We pick from remaining games
Gotta beat the prick (usually 1 winner will do), not hard to do based on last years performance.

[bigboydan]

mad is right bud... based on the pricks track record, all you probly have to do is pick 1 winner out of 3 games and your gonna win.

[onlooker]

Dont forget you had to pick a best bet pick, that counted as 2 points. More often then not, if you hit that best bet pick, you were a lock to win for the week.

Hope to see you playing this year JT16.

[Illusion]

Can someone give me a quick summary of the contest. I don't even know what you are talking about but it sounds like fun.

Contest details will be released real soon, so stay tuned.

[Illusion]

oh I know its easy to beat him..i'm just saying that CRIS limited it to like 10 winners each week i believe....there were times where there was more then 10 winners and those people didnt get any $$ from CRIS....now that the contest will probably double in people...it will be harder to get in that "top 10" or whatever amount of players CRIS will pay each week they beat the prick

There were actually 20 prizes per week last year, but I understand your point.

[The Prick]

whiney, snivvelin' little girls......how about we pay 50 this year, will that stop the cryin'? there ain't 50 of you broads EVER gonna get in my pocket, much less 50 per week

[bigboydan]

trying to switch it to $50 now uh prick. i guess your not that confident in your capping skills uh. well, i can't say i blame ya because you suck !!

[The Prick]

Hey, BGD, ya illiterate bastage....not $50, 50 winners. One of these Nellys was crying about only paying 20 winners, so how about this year we make it 50 winners? That big ol' brain of yers prolly starts throbbing once ya count past 10, then ya take yer shoes off to get to 20

[bigboydan]

well how about a 100 then if your that confident, or are ya chicken ??

[sjelveh]

Do we really even need the prick. I remember that most people last year beat the prick almost every week, and it really came down to the people on the forums battling each other.

Best Bet fade the prick