Boys, i have the proof of the existence of GOD, and a pick for NFL
Boys, you know me by now that i don't just come in here to hear myself talk. 5 months ago, i had this once a year dream that a CFL game was very low scoring.. In my dream, there was hardly any scoring. I bet under 55.5. I posted the under here, and the game went under by 20 pts or so. My career dreams now are 11-0.. I have this power in my dreams that i see things that no one else sees. it's like GOD gives me these messages. When i dream something like this, it always comes true.. I just wish i can dream of having sex with Pamela Anderson, or winning the lottery..now that would be a nice dream..
But something dramatic happened to me this morning. Boys, i swear to you, i am not making this up.. 100% true. I live facing a very quiet street. maybe 15 cars a day pass by my street here. So as i was looking outside my window, i spoke to GOD, and i said, GOD, give me a message that you hear me.. if a blue car passes by me here in the next 20 seconds, then the Eagles cover on SUN. if not, then you are not telling me anything.. boys, 11 seconds after, a blue car comes flying down the road.. i was shaking..
So just to make sure it wasn't a fluke, i asked GOD, i said GOD, if my door knocks in the next 3 minutes, then you are basically telling me for sure the Eagles cover on SUN and that you hear me. (btw, my door knocks unexpectedly maybe 2 times a month) boys, i swear to you, 1 min 20 secs after, i hear a knock.. i had never been so scared to answer the door. It was like GOD was on the other side.. but i still answered, shaking as hell, and it was 2 little russian girls selling some cookies.. so i just slammed the door on them and went back inside shaking.
Bottom line is boys, i do have the proof of the existence of GOD.. and I will say this.. go bet the eagles.. i am pounding it.. GOD has spoken to me boys, and he's told me the Eagles.. So if you want to follow me, go ahead, but i am not to get blamed if it loses. I am confident that GOD has spoken to me and that he really does exist. When the eagles cover this sunday, you will all be assured there really is a GOD..
Thanks again GOD for the pick.. boys, it's not too often GOD talks to me.. and i am taking full of advantage of this. Boys, i am so shaking right now, that i will be leaving soon to go to church and light a candle, then talk to Father Bertoldi of St Monica's Parish here at the local church here and tell him all about this. I know Father Bertoldi used to love to gamble on sports, so maybe he will ride the bet with me after i tell him GOD gave me the sign to bet the EAGLES.. I know Father Bertoldi once told me he's a big parlay guy, he loves to bet parlays, so i don't know what he'll do here.
GO eagles GO.
Thanks again, GOD.. Amen.
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