[pavyracer]

SBR Forum is looking to hire a new mod. The following are the requirements for the position:

1. Ability to pick winners at a 30% rate or less
2. Ability to stir shit at a speed of 100 RPM's or better
3. Ability to create ghosts at the blink of an eye to defend himself or make threads look busy
4. Ability to suck cock at a speed of 10 strokes per second or better
5. Weigh more than 250 lbs but less than 400 lbs (healthy mods tend to leave their computers more often than unhealthy ones)
6. Ability to drink alcohol at the job at a rate of a six-pack per hour for beer or 12 shots per hr for hard liquor.
7. Ablility to copy and paste useless articles
8. Ability to not spell correctly
9. Ability to work 24/7 at a moments notice and get paid minimum salary
10. Ability to praise other mods, paid posters, and their ghosts on a constant basis.

Please PM your resumes to sbrforumnewmod

[Tsoprano]

[UntilTheNDofTimE]

dac qualifies

[onthewhat]

Is BBD getting replaced

[Casperwaits]

Pavy, I am proud.

[flyingillini]

Goldstein where are you?

[frostno98]

Can't believe I missed this position opening at MonsterJobs.com

[crisp]

11. needs a penis thats less than 3 inches.

[SportsLockPicks]

12. Must even address women as "Sir"

[smitch124]

13. Must have proof of a reliable liver donor lined up.

[Robyn]

I would like to officially say that this job is not for me. Sorry Willie.

[THEGREAT30]

14. Must chew tobacco.

[biggamer3]

omg this is the fuuniest shit i have seen in months.

good stuff pavy

[Willie Bee]

Originally Posted by Robyn

I would like to officially say that this job is not for me. Sorry Willie.

Apparently I no longer meet most of the qualifications either. Oh well, c'est la vie. Unreal.

[pico]

#15 must own guns and have a shack in middle of the woods

[Boner_18]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

SBR Forum is looking to hire a new mod. The following are the requirements for the position:

8. Ability to not spell correctly

Please PM your resumes to sbrforumnewmod

If bad grammar were a requirement hand in hand w/ spelling you'd be right in.

Add the word "incorrectly" to the repertoire.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by Boner_18

If bad grammar were a requirement hand in hand w/ spelling you'd be right in.

Add the word "incorrectly" to the repertoire.

I can't spell incorectly. Sorry pal.

[blittydeuce]

lol

[Shark79]

Great laugh Paver ...

[flyingillini]

Should you have a "Sissy Voice", like Vagina Dave?