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    JMobile
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    Has anyone ever dated a Hooters girl?

    I don't mean one that use to work at Hooters. I mean where you walked in, had some food and beer with the guys, and then before you left you got the phone number of the girl who was serving you.
    I know that these girls get asked out 12 times the hour during their shift, but has any of you degens have any luck scoring with at least their contact #?

    This is not a trolling thread. I just came back from Hooters for MNF and WS. Our waitress had some big jugs, not that great in shape, but very acceptable to me. She really didn't do much to try and get our attention, I guess because my friends are not that attracted and so we were all acting like horny animals looking at all the hooter girls walking around. I try not to act like a chimp, so I when I made my orders I just finish off with a "thank you" and tried to be polite as possible so that she can see my manners and that I can still have my guy-ttitude so she won't think I'm just a "nice guy". The place was very busy, she never had time to talk to us and try to earned her tip, like other servers do at general restaurants. Although when our food arrived, she got an empty plate, grab the catchup bottle, spelled her name and put a smile with it and placed it near me.

    I know this whole story sounds like I'm a noob at asking chicks out. I'm not. I just know that attempting with a Hooters girl while she is on the clock is 80% impossible. It's useless to ask my friends for some advice, because these guys live life to become clowns, it's unreal. I'm asking my fellow SBR members because us sports gamblers degens spend some time at Hooters. So, anyone have any stories? I will try to attempt to take the Hooters girl out, but I would like some stories. If I do, I will post pics of her. Real pics.
    Trolls, please post last.
    Last edited by JMobile; 10-25-11 at 12:24 AM. Reason: pic is not of her.

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    Most of them have herpes

    Its hit or miss

    Not worth risk

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    Not to burst your bubble, but they all do that ketchup thing, they also smile at you and put their hand on your shoulder and talk about how everyone else is lame but "you guys seem cool"

    Can't hurt to try but the odds are stacked against you. BOL.

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    They are all angling for a bigger tip.

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    i banged one in jacksonville. wasnt worth it

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    I have dated 2, they were actually pretty sweet. Extra money for college they said.

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    Hooters chicks need/get laid like the rest of em. May as well be you. I think the best approach to picking up one of these chicks is to hit up the same hooters every so often. Don't want to go there daily at the same time trying to pick one up on the first trip probably won't work either. If it does she probably got railed by 5 others on her way to meet you. I assume a small % of these as dating material. Hang out, have fun, sit back, observe and pick out a hottie that isn't a whore.

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    I never scored a Hooters girl, but I did pull a Wing House girl down in Clearwater Beach two years ago.

    Wing House is the exact same thing as Hooters, but the girls wear black tanks, black shorts and are hotter on average. The food is way better too.

    She was a nice girl. Wish I lived down there, probably marry her

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    I just googled "hooters girls" and this pic came up several times under images including there corporate website. Good story!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    I just googled "hooters girls" and this pic came up several times under images including there corporate website. Good story!
    don't think he said that picture was of the girl he met

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrStale View Post
    Not to burst your bubble, but they all do that ketchup thing, they also smile at you and put their hand on your shoulder and talk about how everyone else is lame but "you guys seem cool"

    Can't hurt to try but the odds are stacked against you. BOL.
    I appreciate the all honesty. I was never into going to Hooters. I only been there twice. Today and like 3 years ago and no one did the ketchup thing. So I didn't know if it was new or just a form of favoritism. Thanks!

    Quote Originally Posted by Bcatswin View Post
    I have dated 2, they were actually pretty sweet. Extra money for college they said.
    You paid for the dates??? That's what it sounds like. If not, what was your strategy?

    Quote Originally Posted by Djstucky View Post
    Hooters chicks need/get laid like the rest of em. May as well be you. I think the best approach to picking up one of these chicks is to hit up the same hooters every so often. Don't want to go there daily at the same time trying to pick one up on the first trip probably won't work either. If it does she probably got railed by 5 others on her way to meet you. I assume a small % of these as dating material. Hang out, have fun, sit back, observe and pick out a hottie that isn't a whore.
    I was thinking of being a regular now. I notice that some of the waitress knew some of the guy's names as they walked in. So being familiar could help.

    I really do appreciate this guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sledge187 View Post
    I just googled "hooters girls" and this pic came up several times under images including there corporate website. Good story!
    That's not her. I just posted that pic from google to get you guys "active and motivated" to respond. It was a form of advertisement. I did mention though that if I ever ask the girl out, I will post REAL pics of her.
    That pic posted on the top was to motivate you guys to respond. It's like reading a kids book, you ignore the text because their are no pics.

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    I dated a girl in college who worked at Hooters. Met her at school though.

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    Become a regular and check if she acts the same way towards others , maybe she was just trying to be all sweet and get you to think she was digging you to get a better tip outta you (which she probably got) so yeah just go there more often and try to Fukk her if you can

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasInsider View Post
    I never scored a Hooters girl, but I did pull a Wing House girl down in Clearwater Beach two years ago.

    Wing House is the exact same thing as Hooters, but the girls wear black tanks, black shorts and are hotter on average. The food is way better too.

    She was a nice girl. Wish I lived down there, probably marry her
    Do those girls get asked out everyday as well? Sounds like you didn't struggle much with them girls.

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    would love to smash

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    Quote Originally Posted by koz-man View Post
    lol thats the first thing that came to mind..ha ha ha.. butters

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    No... however, I did eat deep fried pickles today....

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    Nah man. Furthermore i've been served by hooters girls that had no "hooters". how the f_uck are they hired with no hooters??

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    If you're here asking SBR if she is out of your league, she is out of your league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deuce View Post
    If you're here asking SBR if she is out of your league, she is out of your league.
    "when you expect nothing and get everything, that's destiny"

    "wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one gets filled first"

    "life is like a box of chocolates...."

    anyone know how to kill random crickets? fukkin "cheep-cheep"... im ready to kill something....

    what's Jamaica like? anyone got pics?

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    JM - She's a cutie for sure! You should be interested in her! This reminds me of a story back years ago... 1996. I was 19 years old at the time. One of my close guy friends (who lost touch from our high school days...) said hey TMS you want to go to Hooters? One just opened up down the street. I said sure why not.

    We sat down and this older chick took our order. She was from a different location training all the new workers. Now, keep in mind... (not knocking my friend) my friend isn't that attractive and for being 18 he was pretty out of shape. But I noticed when he spoke to her... he talked dignified... an almost like classy artistic accent. LOL I was sitting back and laughing inside. SHE NEVER LOOKED AT ME ONE TIME! I was kind of pissed off. She was 24 years old... and she was all into my friend. I was right in front of the conversation... it was amazing. She goes... well I'm in town for the night and my hotel is right over there... that's where I'm staying give me a call later on tonight. (MY JAW DROPPED) As we were walking outside (me and my friend) I said... How did you do that? That was totally awesome!! He wasn't even giddy about it... he was straight "A" calm. This girl was probably the hottest chick he ever talked to. Til this day... he never told me what happened... and I never asked... but he did meet her.

    My point of the story is... anything is possible. I wouldn't know how to work a "HOOTERS" girl while i'm eating lunch or dinner. I'd probably just say... hey... what's your number? I don't even ask for her name. It's a waste of time. GIRL #5 in my "4 Hour Thread" worked at Hooters for 5 years. She's a flat out whore. Not going to lie.

    Good Luck JM Cheering you on!

    ADDING: I thought that was a pic of her? My bad. But hey... use the advice. Anything can happen. Just go 4 it. You've got nothing to lose!
    Last edited by TheMoneyShot; 10-25-11 at 03:08 AM.

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    jmobile post ur cok pics, we will advise from there pal

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    first rule of trying to score a big tip for these whores, let EVERY dude think they have a shot

    yea you got a shot

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    This thread hits home for me. No lie, I married a hooters girl...we've been married for a few years now and have a kid. She's no longer a hooters girl, now she's just some chick that yells at me 24/7, who'll eventually have half my money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rod Tidwell View Post
    This thread hits home for me. No lie, I married a hooters girl...we've been married for a few years now and have a kid. She's no longer a hooters girl, now she's just some chick that yells at me 24/7, who'll eventually have half my money.
    ever call her "Big Boobs McGee"?

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    Hahahahaha

    Jesus H.


    I can dress up even more homeless and get the same treatment.

    She really likes you, best go run along and tell your friends she wants to bang.

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    wait, she spelled her name out on a plate with a fukkin ketchup bottle? how fukkin hard was that?

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    My ex roomate dated one when Hooters was in State College Pa

    Was cool, sex nothing too personal then she weirded out and started telling all these made up stories about him

    He broke it off and they hated eachother

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    I've been calling my wife Tit's Mcgee since we met. I can't wait to tell our kid when we're older that their Mom used to serve Chicken Wings in hot pants for money.

    Actually, she made double working there vs what she does now (real job)...mostly cash too.

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    my uncle always says - "she looked at me, she must wanna fuc"

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    no, id say the odds r very much against it without even seeing her and you. if you hit on her on the job your just like every other fool in her mind.

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    My neighbor was a hooters waitress....shes had more dicks in her than most of you have had hot meals....my advice....hit it and run
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpreadSniper View Post
    my uncle always says - "she looked at me, she must wanna fuc"


    jokes aside there are so many dudes who actually think this way... for real

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