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Old 01-12-09, 07:42 PM   #1
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Exclamation Newsflash: Christina Applegate - has no tits

Breast Cancer Survivor Christina Applegate Opts for Preventive Double Mastectomy and Breast Reconstructive Surgery.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26276282/

I thought she was hot when I first saw her on Married With Children, but as the years went by I never gave her much thought.

Now she had both breasts lopped off and is also showing signs of aging even though she's only 36.

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Old 01-12-09, 07:48 PM   #2
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kelly bundy pumpkin

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Old 01-12-09, 07:49 PM   #3
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this is what happens when you're a bundy
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Old 01-12-09, 07:50 PM   #4
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She will get a pair of DD's now made of silicone. She will look much hotter.
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Way to make fun of someone's lopped off breasts. Very fukked up.

Poor Taste.
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Old 01-12-09, 07:54 PM   #6
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BP: Thanks for keeping us abreast of this situation.
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Old 01-12-09, 07:54 PM   #7
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Way to make fun of someone's lopped off breasts. Very fukked up.

Poor Taste.
It's not like I wished for her titties to get lopped off, I really wished she could have kept 'em.

Don't hate the player, hate the game, pal.
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Old 01-12-09, 07:55 PM   #8
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pretty poor taste dude, cancer is a bad bad thing. a lot of people on here have lost people to cancer. i am not upset but thats a bad joke. i aint judging you but i would not make cancer jokes
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Old 01-12-09, 07:56 PM   #9
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Don't shoot the messenger Taco.
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pretty poor taste dude, cancer is a bad bad thing. a lot of people on here have lost people to cancer. i am not upset but thats a bad joke. i aint judging you but i would not make cancer jokes
You mean like this:

How many cancer victims does it take to change a light bulb?

None: they're too weak to climb the ladder.
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Old 01-12-09, 08:01 PM   #11
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it doesnt hurt my feelings but i did lose two aunts to cancer in the last 3 years
you can proceed how you want but it may bother some others is all im saying.

i just dont see how cancer jokes are funny is all.
im always down for a good retard joke.
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Old 01-12-09, 08:01 PM   #12
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or this:

Doctor: I've got your test results and some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's.


Man: Boy, am I lucky! I was afraid I had cancer!

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Old 01-12-09, 08:02 PM   #13
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Why did the cancer victim cross the road?

He was hoping to get hit by a truck.
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Old 01-12-09, 08:03 PM   #14
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or this:

Doctor: I've got your test results and some bad news. You have cancer and Alzheimer's.


Man: Boy, am I lucky! I was afraid I had cancer!


that one is funny
but its more of an alzheimers joke, my granny died of that shit 5 years back
shitty disease also

**** man, youre brutal
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Old 01-12-09, 08:03 PM   #15
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This is obsurd. The guy calling Down's Syndrome children mongoloids is offended by cancer jokes.
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Old 01-12-09, 08:04 PM   #16
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A testicular cancer patient is admitted to the hospital for an orchiectomy to remove a cancerous testicle. When he wakes up the doctor tells him that he has good news and bad news.

Doctor: Which would you like to hear first?

Patient: The bad news.

Doctor: We accidentally removed both of your testicles.

Patient: What is the good news?

Doctor: You won't get prostate cancer.
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this is what happens when you're a bundy

LOL
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This is obsurd. The guy calling Down's Syndrome children mongoloids is offended by cancer jokes.

i guess you cant read dummy

a: i am not offended
b: i want anyone to say whatever they want.
c: mongoloids should be made fun of
d: betplom can say whatever he wants, cancer is lethal,downys aint lethal
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Old 01-12-09, 09:33 PM   #19
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No one should be offended by sick humour, people die every day from terrible diseases, accidents and other tragedies, Ryan it's not like your alone in having someone close to you die of Cancer, Alzheimer's or whatever, death is part of life and life goes on, I deal with life/death in my own way, usually by making fun of it.

I'll continue to do so, if anyone is offended don't read my threads.
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DUDE
IM NOT OFFENDED
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN POOR TASTE

good god sbr is retarded
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DUDE
IM NOT OFFENDED
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN POOR TASTE

good god sbr is retarded
your face looks retarded....

plommer stirring the pot again
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DUDE
IM NOT OFFENDED
I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING OTHER THAN POOR TASTE

good god sbr is retarded
I was telling anyone that may be offended to not read, I wasn't referring specifically to you about being offended.

You're not that important to me Ryan, I've got bigger fish to fry, like cluck and digger.
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a troll is not a big fish

but gl with him, ive had him on ignore for 4+ months now
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I will still suck on her fakes. No biggie.
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Hey betplom show some ****ing class asshole I'v also lost relatives to the disease and if you haven't your very lucky so grow up you ****ing piece of worthless shit
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I was telling anyone that may be offended to not read, I wasn't referring specifically to you about being offended.

You're not that important to me Ryan, I've got bigger fish to fry, like cluck and digger.
you fukin with me?...you fukin with the man




I put my face in a coke pile before I conduct business

do we have business here sir?
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a troll is not a big fish

but gl with him, ive had him on ignore for 4+ months now
are you talking about the girl in your avatar?
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Hey betplom show some ****ing class asshole I'v also lost relatives to the disease and if you haven't your very lucky so grow up you ****ing piece of worthless shit
Sorry for your loss, does that make you feel better?

Get yourself a kleenex and have yourself a good cry, then go fυck yourself.

I can't help it if you are weak and offended by a total stranger on the internet that's merely poking fun at life and death.

Applegate didn't die, she just had her titties sliced off. Poor broad.

Life is a bitch.

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Yeah, I'm phucking with you, pal.
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Sorry for your loss, does that make you feel better?

Get yourself a kleenex and have yourself a good cry, then go fυck yourself.

I can't help it if you are weak and offended by a total stranger on the internet that's merely poking fun at life and death.

Applegate didn't die, she just had her titties sliced off. Poor broad.

Life is a bitch.



Yeah, I'm phucking with you, pal.
listen up you dirty canadian....

I know life is miserable where you are....its cold....the women look like men....hockey is all canada has

no need to take out your sexual fustration on me or anyone else for that matter by cracking jokes about cancer patients

I leave you with this video...when people think about the name "plommer" this is what comes to mind



...you dont want it with me buddy....ill make you run home and cry to your 2 dads
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Thats right cocklicker your just some cocksucking baglicking **** on the internet who woulden]t have the balls to say it my face all this shit you think is funny
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Thats right cocklicker your just some cocksucking baglicking **** on the internet who woulden]t have the balls to say it my face all this shit you think is funny
lmfao

dont let plommer get to you...its the natural ice talking
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listen up you dirty canadian....

I know life is miserable where you are....its cold....the women look like men....hockey is all canada has

no need to take out your sexual fustration on me or anyone else for that matter by cracking jokes about cancer patients

I leave you with this video...when people think about the name "plommer" this is what comes to mind

...you dont want it with me buddy....ill make you run home and cry to your 2 dads

LOL, funny shit, but no need to feel sorry for this dirty Canadian, life is good (so far) for me - I'm nowhere near sexually frustrated, sexual frustration is definitely more of an American problem than a Canadian one.

I live in an actual free country, not a theoretical free country like the good ole USA.

I can place a bet online with legal bookmakers around the world and not have to worry about my government minding my business or telling me I can't do it.

Oh, and I can travel wherever I want on the globe - my government doesn't tell me I can't go to Cuba, plus my passport is an asset when travelling, the same can't be said for yours.

Cloaker, we are all fair game on the forum give and take, Cancer patients are fair game, for those that can't take it - tough.

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Thats right cocklicker your just some cocksucking baglicking **** on the internet who woulden]t have the balls to say it my face all this shit you think is funny
Is that your best, pal? What are you in 8th grade?

Pal not only would I say it to your face, I'd whisper it in your ear, and then blow you a kiss to make you feel better.

Dead relatives eh? They'd be so proud of you if they were still alive.

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LOL, funny shit, but no need to feel sorry for this dirty Canadian, life is good (so far) for me - I'm nowhere near sexually frustrated, sexual frustration is definitely more of an American problem than a Canadian one.

I live in an actual free country, not a theoretical free country like the good ole USA.

I can place a bet online with legal bookmakers around the world and not have to worry about my government minding my business or telling me I can't do it.

Oh, and I can travel wherever I want on the globe - my government doesn't tell me I can't go to Cuba, plus my passport is an asset when travelling, the same can't be said for yours.

Cloaker, we are all fair game on the forum give and take, Cancer patients are fair game, for those that can't take it - tough.
lol

very nice rebuttal

I am humbled
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lol

very nice rebuttal

I am humbled

I forgot to add, I'm a cancer free dirty Canadian.
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Is that your best, pal? What are you in 8th grade?

Pal not only would I say it to your face, I'd whisper it in your ear, and then blow you a kiss to make you feel better.

Dead relatives eh? They'd be so proud of you if they were still alive.
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