[Dark Horse]

Phone rings. Don't recognize the number. Forget it. Or maybe it's this chick.
"Hello?"
"Joe?"
"Yeah"
"This is Pohpah"
In-law? Sure doesn't sound like it. Do I tell him my wife's not here?
"This is Pohpah"
"Papa from?"
"California. Are you awake?"
"Barely. Just got up. Who are you?"
"This is Pohpah"
Is this guy trying to sell me picks?
"Papa who?"
"How many pohpahs do you have?"
Geez, this guy is good.
"So what do you want?"
"Is this Joe Waltz?"
"No"
"I'm sorry..."
Click.

[slacker00]

I worry when I give these guys my phone number.

[Dark Horse]

I was pretty groggy. That was a friend pulling one over me.