[Casperwaits]

10 Things Dac can do to pay off gambling debts


10. Star as an extra in the new movie "Platoon 2, The Return".

9. Go to a bunch of Gamblers Anonymous meetings, steal the donuts, and sell them to the cops on the street corner for a cut rate.

8. Sell "I Hate Dac" merchandise on internet. T-Shirts, bumper stickers, beer coozys, dart boards would all sell well.

7. Sell sperm using the selling point that you are a world class sprinter because you are always running from your creditors.

6. Become a paid poster on SBR. God knows you are posting on here every 5 minutes.

5. Sleep with Liza Minnelli. I heard she has cash and tends to date deatbeats.

4. Sell your World of Warcraft characters on Ebay.

3. Let JJ Gold kick you in the nuts for $100 a pop

2. Two words DRUG MULE

1. FADE YOUR OWN PLAYS

[big joe 1212]

I will give $10 if SBR will kick him out!

I mean 4/5 of threads are started by this bum!

[Immortality]

10 Things Dac can do to pay off gambling debts
8. Sell "I Hate Dac" merchandise on internet. T-Shirts, bumper stickers, beer coozys, dart boards would all sell well.

I agree with this one. I will buy some of this.