12-06-08, 08:40 PM
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I love Jeff Weaver's mullet!
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12-06-08, 08:42 PM
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#72
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Originally Posted by Robyn
Screw picks. I want to see Teela's boobs.
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 ill second that motion
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12-06-08, 08:44 PM
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#73
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Originally Posted by Kaps
ill second that motion |
I don't have any. They fell off in the war.
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12-06-08, 08:48 PM
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#74
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lies
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12-06-08, 08:55 PM
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#75
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tacomax
I checked SBR Odds and the market line was -420 when you posted your pick so you've actually got a lot in common. Now all you need do is overload on the "..." and get BuddyBear to fellate you in every other post and the transformation will be complete.
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Market line was -420 when she posted her pick?
Pinnacle
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12/05 05:54PM: +300 / -340
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Greek
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12/04 05:51PM: +300 / -360
12/06 03:53PM: +310 / -380
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Bookmaker
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12/04 11:45PM: +295 / -355
12/06 10:01AM: +300 / -360
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Closing: 
Her line was widely available throughout the week and in closing.
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12-06-08, 08:57 PM
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#76
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My Cougar Wears Two Pearl Necklaces
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The line doesn't matter because everyone knows that Teela only gets her lines from a local.  |
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12-06-08, 08:58 PM
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#77
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I won 50 bazillion dollars from a slot machine.
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12-06-08, 08:58 PM
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#78
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Uh oh. Taco, you were telling stories in an effort to make Teela look bad? I am very disappointed.
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12-06-08, 08:59 PM
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#79
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I can never win more than $25 from a slot machine. I did make a profit of $45 in poker at the horse track last weekend though.
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12-06-08, 08:59 PM
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#80
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Robyn
Uh oh. Taco, you were telling stories in an effort to make Teela look bad? I am very disappointed.
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I'm sure it was 420 at some point yesterday
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12-06-08, 09:00 PM
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#81
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Teela, to some...it is 420 24/7.
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12-06-08, 09:03 PM
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#82
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Originally Posted by Teela
I'm sure it was 420 at some point yesterday
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He said the market line was -420. I can't even locate one book that had it -420 on SBR Odds history, nevertheless being the market line...Lol...
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12-06-08, 09:06 PM
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#83
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Originally Posted by CrazyL
Market line was -420 when she posted her pick?
Her line was widely available throughout the week and in closing.
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Thanks for the detective work, but I think it went over your head by a large magnitude.
I congratulated Teela on her win and her 100% winning record. She said she's no pags. I said she was like pags since I said she got a line that no-one else got (Recall, pags is notorious for getting lines that no-one else can get).
So, it was a joke. But a joke loses it's value at an exponential rate when you have to explain it in detail.
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12-06-08, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by tacomax
Thanks for the detective work, but I think it went over your head by a large magnitude.
I congratulated Teela on her win and her 100% winning record. She said she's no pags. I said she was like pags since I said she got a line that no-one else got (Recall, pags is notorious for getting lines that no-one else can get).
So, it was a joke. But a joke loses it's value at an exponential rate when you have to explain it in detail.
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I got it, Taco. I even giggled...
In a manly sort of way, of course.
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12-06-08, 09:13 PM
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#85
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teela
I won 50 bazillion dollars from a slot machine.
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You're nearly there. But to make to make it believable, you've got to get other people to mention it at least 3 times a day in unrelated topics like this:
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curious: My free money play of the day is the Giants
Durito: I'm taking the Eagles
curious: Phukk you, you goddam motherphukking piece of phukking shit. Tell me your address and let's see if you say that to my face you you goddam phukking piece of phukking shit
Bread: Teela made 50 gazillion on the slots
curious: Phukk bread you goddam motherphukking piece of phukking shit.
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12-06-08, 09:15 PM
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#86
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SBR Problem Poster 2007-08
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrazyL
He said the market line was -420. I can't even locate one book that had it -420 on SBR Odds history, nevertheless being the market line...Lol...
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12-06-08, 09:22 PM
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#87
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Why is Taco so funny???
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12-06-08, 10:17 PM
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Originally Posted by tacomax
You're nearly there. But to make to make it believable, you've got to get other people to mention it at least 3 times a day in unrelated topics like this:
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I wasn't sure if I could help but I gave it a practice run and I am tentatively pleased.
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12-06-08, 10:31 PM
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Nicely done! Just a few more mentions and I'll be notorious!
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12-06-08, 10:35 PM
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#90
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Teela has almost a one hundred reply thread in the works here, I remember my first one hundred reply thread I was feeling it too. Then you go through a swarm of 0 reply and 48 views topics and become humbled.
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12-06-08, 10:54 PM
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#91
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Originally Posted by CrazyL
Teela has almost a one hundred reply thread in the works here, I remember my first one hundred reply thread I was feeling it too. Then you go through a swarm of 0 reply and 48 views topics and become humbled.
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Back in the day, Lou?
Just for the record, I didn't start the thread and didn't have a goal of having a set number of replies, so not feeling anything.
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12-06-08, 11:41 PM
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#92
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We get it, Lou. You think Teela is the cat's meow.
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12-06-08, 11:42 PM
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#93
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Teela
Nicely done! Just a few more mentions and I'll be notorious!
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Maybe we should just keep it at $500,000 in slot machine winnings though. 50 bazillion may raise too many eyebrows.
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12-06-08, 11:53 PM
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#94
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Lou likes Teela
Lou likes Teela
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12-07-08, 12:17 AM
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#95
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Originally Posted by BadNina
Lou likes Teela
Lou likes Teela
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Ewww.
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12-07-08, 12:23 AM
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#96
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Quote:
Originally Posted by BadNina
Lou likes Teela
Lou likes Teela
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He was hitting on her ever 2 seconds on the phone last night. 
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12-07-08, 12:23 AM
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#97
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Awwww...I think its cute
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12-07-08, 12:26 AM
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Originally Posted by bigboydan
He was hitting on her ever 2 seconds on the phone last night. |
If I remember correctly, he was hitting on you.
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12-07-08, 12:56 AM
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Gee...Danny got quiet after that didn't he?
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12-07-08, 01:01 AM
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#100
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Originally Posted by Teela
If I remember correctly, he was hitting on you.
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I guess that Maddog 20/20 impaired your hearing a little bit then Teela, because he was clearly hitting on you. I mean why else would have use the "F word" 678 times towards you within a 2 minute span.
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12-07-08, 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by bigboydan
I guess that Maddog 20/20 impaired your hearing a little bit then Teela, because he was clearly hitting on you. I mean why else would have use the "F word" 678 times towards you within a 2 minute span. |
I think your memory is impaired, Dan. It must have been the moonshine (that you told me not to mention) that you were drinking.
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12-07-08, 01:06 AM
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#102
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Originally Posted by Teela
I think your memory is impaired, Dan. It must have been the moonshine (that you told me not to mention) that you were drinking.
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I don't drink anymore Teela. So needless to say that's not true at all. 
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12-07-08, 01:08 AM
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#103
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Lou and Danny sittin' in a tree...
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12-07-08, 01:10 AM
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#104
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Originally Posted by BadNina
Lou and Danny sittin' in a tree...
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12-07-08, 01:16 AM
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#105
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Looks like Kerry Collins and BBD are both back on the sauce. 
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