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Old 12-06-08, 08:40 PM   #71
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Old 12-06-08, 08:42 PM   #72
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Screw picks. I want to see Teela's boobs.

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Old 12-06-08, 08:44 PM   #73
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ill second that motion
I don't have any. They fell off in the war.
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Old 12-06-08, 08:48 PM   #74
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Old 12-06-08, 08:55 PM   #75
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I checked SBR Odds and the market line was -420 when you posted your pick so you've actually got a lot in common. Now all you need do is overload on the "..." and get BuddyBear to fellate you in every other post and the transformation will be complete.
Market line was -420 when she posted her pick?

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Her line was widely available throughout the week and in closing.
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Old 12-06-08, 08:57 PM   #76
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The line doesn't matter because everyone knows that Teela only gets her lines from a local.
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Old 12-06-08, 08:58 PM   #77
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I won 50 bazillion dollars from a slot machine.
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Old 12-06-08, 08:58 PM   #78
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Uh oh. Taco, you were telling stories in an effort to make Teela look bad? I am very disappointed.
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Old 12-06-08, 08:59 PM   #79
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I can never win more than $25 from a slot machine. I did make a profit of $45 in poker at the horse track last weekend though.
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Uh oh. Taco, you were telling stories in an effort to make Teela look bad? I am very disappointed.
I'm sure it was 420 at some point yesterday
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Old 12-06-08, 09:00 PM   #81
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Teela, to some...it is 420 24/7.
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I'm sure it was 420 at some point yesterday
He said the market line was -420. I can't even locate one book that had it -420 on SBR Odds history, nevertheless being the market line...Lol...
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Market line was -420 when she posted her pick?

Her line was widely available throughout the week and in closing.
Thanks for the detective work, but I think it went over your head by a large magnitude.

I congratulated Teela on her win and her 100% winning record. She said she's no pags. I said she was like pags since I said she got a line that no-one else got (Recall, pags is notorious for getting lines that no-one else can get).

So, it was a joke. But a joke loses it's value at an exponential rate when you have to explain it in detail.
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Thanks for the detective work, but I think it went over your head by a large magnitude.

I congratulated Teela on her win and her 100% winning record. She said she's no pags. I said she was like pags since I said she got a line that no-one else got (Recall, pags is notorious for getting lines that no-one else can get).

So, it was a joke. But a joke loses it's value at an exponential rate when you have to explain it in detail.
I got it, Taco. I even giggled...

In a manly sort of way, of course.
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Old 12-06-08, 09:13 PM   #85
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I won 50 bazillion dollars from a slot machine.
You're nearly there. But to make to make it believable, you've got to get other people to mention it at least 3 times a day in unrelated topics like this:

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curious: My free money play of the day is the Giants

Durito: I'm taking the Eagles

curious: Phukk you, you goddam motherphukking piece of phukking shit. Tell me your address and let's see if you say that to my face you you goddam phukking piece of phukking shit

Bread: Teela made 50 gazillion on the slots

curious: Phukk bread you goddam motherphukking piece of phukking shit.
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Old 12-06-08, 09:15 PM   #86
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He said the market line was -420. I can't even locate one book that had it -420 on SBR Odds history, nevertheless being the market line...Lol...
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Old 12-06-08, 09:22 PM   #87
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You're nearly there. But to make to make it believable, you've got to get other people to mention it at least 3 times a day in unrelated topics like this:

I wasn't sure if I could help but I gave it a practice run and I am tentatively pleased.

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Old 12-06-08, 10:31 PM   #89
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Nicely done! Just a few more mentions and I'll be notorious!
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Teela has almost a one hundred reply thread in the works here, I remember my first one hundred reply thread I was feeling it too. Then you go through a swarm of 0 reply and 48 views topics and become humbled.
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Teela has almost a one hundred reply thread in the works here, I remember my first one hundred reply thread I was feeling it too. Then you go through a swarm of 0 reply and 48 views topics and become humbled.
Back in the day, Lou?

Just for the record, I didn't start the thread and didn't have a goal of having a set number of replies, so not feeling anything.
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Old 12-06-08, 11:41 PM   #92
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We get it, Lou. You think Teela is the cat's meow.

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Nicely done! Just a few more mentions and I'll be notorious!

Maybe we should just keep it at $500,000 in slot machine winnings though. 50 bazillion may raise too many eyebrows.
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Old 12-06-08, 11:53 PM   #94
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Lou likes Teela

Lou likes Teela
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Lou likes Teela
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Lou likes Teela

Lou likes Teela
He was hitting on her ever 2 seconds on the phone last night.
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Old 12-07-08, 12:23 AM   #97
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Awwww...I think its cute
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Old 12-07-08, 12:26 AM   #98
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He was hitting on her ever 2 seconds on the phone last night.
If I remember correctly, he was hitting on you.
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Gee...Danny got quiet after that didn't he?
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If I remember correctly, he was hitting on you.
I guess that Maddog 20/20 impaired your hearing a little bit then Teela, because he was clearly hitting on you. I mean why else would have use the "F word" 678 times towards you within a 2 minute span.
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I guess that Maddog 20/20 impaired your hearing a little bit then Teela, because he was clearly hitting on you. I mean why else would have use the "F word" 678 times towards you within a 2 minute span.
I think your memory is impaired, Dan. It must have been the moonshine (that you told me not to mention) that you were drinking.
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I think your memory is impaired, Dan. It must have been the moonshine (that you told me not to mention) that you were drinking.
I don't drink anymore Teela. So needless to say that's not true at all.
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Lou and Danny sittin' in a tree...
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Looks like Kerry Collins and BBD are both back on the sauce.

Teela, how you doin'?
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