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Old 11-16-2008, 09:15 PM   #1
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:16 PM   #2
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Stall her, take a loan and put on tomorrows game
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:16 PM   #3
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:16 PM   #4
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You ask for a bailout loan from her and double down on Buffalo tomorrow.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:17 PM   #5
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Easy. Tell her you lost it on Dallas.

You a man or a mouse?
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:18 PM   #6
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:19 PM   #7
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Dallas will not lose this game!
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:20 PM   #8
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:20 PM   #9
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you are calling it this early? good news...they are going to cover, unless you mean the mavs i don't even know what the score is on that one
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:22 PM   #10
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you are calling it this early? good news...they are going to cover, unless you mean the mavs i don't even know what the score is on that one
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:24 PM   #11
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Stop going with BBD's picks and these things wont happen.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:24 PM   #12
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Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:25 PM   #13
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Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:25 PM   #14
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Dear honey, I am cheating on you. I've been having an affair with your best friend and she is pregnant with my child. I am also having an affair with your brother. He gives the best blow jobs.

No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
I will meet you in Warrior on Tuesday.

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Old 11-16-2008, 09:26 PM   #15
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"Honey, you know that Dallas game that was on tonight? I bet the mortgage on Dallas winning but they didn't. So what the fvck's for dinner, bitch?"
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:31 PM   #16
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I will meet you in Warrior on Tuesday.

We shall run away together..
Ok. I need to go there and pick up a few things anyway
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:31 PM   #17
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talk to Andre. He'll come up with some kind of a scam to get your money back.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:32 PM   #18
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Don't tell her. Walk away from your mortgage like the rest of the losers in this mortgage mess/crisis.
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:53 PM   #20
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No, seriously, all I have done is lose the mortgage payment on a bet.
Still think this is the best answer, it is actually workable
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How about watching the damn game from start to finish?
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Old 11-16-2008, 09:57 PM   #22
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Need Romo to throw it here...Whittten
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Umm, Dallas is going to win......
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There we go, nice come back as always
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Old 11-16-2008, 10:03 PM   #27
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