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Old 11-16-2008, 12:25 PM   #1
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Had a close one the other night. Had Kings/Suns game U207. Was going way under into the 4th quarter. Ended up being tied 86-86. Luckily it still went under in OT, but Kings had 4secs left and only needed 2 pts to keep it going. So I survived that one, but...

#2) I got phucked last year in an almost identical situation. I pounded my fist so hard on the desk it phuckin snapped in half. Turned out it wasn't real wood; inside was sort of like cardboard with just a wood covering. The fact that I snapped it pissed me off so much (and my computer and speakers and shit collapsing with it to the ground) that I started smashing the rest of it, throwing it across the room. It was in like 500bits by the time I was done with it. Took me hours to clean it up.

#1) Team I had in pucks managed to give up a 5 goal lead to lose the game in OT. It was a hot summer day so had balcony door wide open. I picked up this lamp in the corner and bashed it against the TV and then threw it off the balcony (5 storeys). Girlfriend I was living with at the time comes running into room wondering wtf is going on. Turns out the lamp was a gift from her grandmother before she died.

Not the first girl I lost due to gambling and won't be the last. Lamp was an ugly piece of shit, and she let herself go to, so maybe that wasn't such a bad beat after all.
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Had a close one the other night. Had Kings/Suns game U207. Was going way under into the 4th quarter. Ended up being tied 86-86. Luckily it still went under in OT, but Kings had 4secs left and only needed 2 pts to keep it going. So I survived that one, but...

#2) I got phucked last year in an almost identical situation. I pounded my fist so hard on the desk it phuckin snapped in half. Turned out it wasn't real wood; inside was sort of like cardboard with just a wood covering. The fact that I snapped it pissed me off so much (and my computer and speakers and shit collapsing with it to the ground) that I started smashing the rest of it, throwing it across the room. It was in like 500bits by the time I was done with it. Took me hours to clean it up.

#1) Team I had in pucks managed to give up a 5 goal lead to lose the game in OT. It was a hot summer day so had balcony door wide open. I picked up this lamp in the corner and bashed it against the TV and then threw it off the balcony (5 storeys). Girlfriend I was living with at the time comes running into room wondering wtf is going on. Turns out the lamp was a gift from her grandmother before she died.

Not the first girl I lost due to gambling and won't be the last. Lamp was an ugly piece of shit, and she let herself go to, so maybe that wasn't such a bad beat after all.
Punched the ex wife in the face.
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She deserved it. Phucking cunt.
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Old 11-16-2008, 12:43 PM   #6
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She deserved it. Phucking cunt.
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She deserved it. Phucking cunt.
I totally believe it. The cops only get called after a punch is thrown and the man is always the bad guy. It's a shame there isn't any video of the hours of aggravation and disrespect that the woman dished out mercilessly to drive the man to such actions.
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Old 11-16-2008, 12:55 PM   #9
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...that would be last night in the LSU/Troy gm .... troy gave up 30pts in 4th qt to lose and not cover a big pleaser i had locked up

First I broke the T.V ....then I called the girl I was supposed to meet and cancelled on her so I went to the bar, got fvcked on a bottle of patron and then to punish myself more I called 2 escorts and torchered them for my misery and as those two girls were leaving my house the girl I cancelled on showed up pissed that I ditched her and saw them leaving ....probably will not hear from her again
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Old 11-16-2008, 12:57 PM   #10
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Gambling causes so much excitement in our lives

Richie, did she have a big black eye or broken nose or anything?
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Richie, did she have a big black eye or broken nose or anything?

there were so many punches thrown in my 25 years of marriage I dont remember. But I remember this one happening, I was going down the highway in my truck. I had just bought a cheap radio and had it hooked up laying on my floorboard. I was listening to a NFL game and they kicked a fg to win it in ot. I reached down and was going to throw the radio out the window and she grabbed it and wouldnt give it to me, so I slugged her, grabbed the radio and threw it out the window.
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****ed a girl in the ass, a girl who wasnt good looking
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thats gross
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Old 11-16-2008, 01:14 PM   #14
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i'm about to break something with the way this Tampa game is going
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Old 11-16-2008, 01:18 PM   #15
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i had bruins, caps, and edmonton yesterday
2 of 3 blew leads with under 1 minute left, and all 3 lost in shootouts
you cannot lose any worse or anymore than that
and i still got my dick sucked by some 34 yr old chinese philly i met at a bar in sf

came all over her nose

**** yeah
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I've not done anything particular myself, but i've heard some nasty stories of people who lost on Thanksgiving. Being a family day, football, drinking, ETC...i can only imagine
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Old 11-16-2008, 01:21 PM   #17
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yeah oilers in particular can never hold a lead.

betting oilers w/ roloson in net is also a scary proposition
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Old 11-16-2008, 01:21 PM   #18
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i would never do anyting to hurt anyone or anything
just end up boninig a girl i wouldnt bone normally
but hey, pussy aint the worst thing there is
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there were so many punches thrown in my 25 years of marriage I dont remember. But I remember this one happening, I was going down the highway in my truck. I had just bought a cheap radio and had it hooked up laying on my floorboard. I was listening to a NFL game and they kicked a fg to win it in ot. I reached down and was going to throw the radio out the window and she grabbed it and wouldnt give it to me, so I slugged her, grabbed the radio and threw it out the window.
Right on, Richie. You purchased the radio, making it your property. If you were so frustrated that you needed to hurl it out the window at 55 miles an hour, I say you had every right to, littering statutes notwithstanding. Why couldn't she just let you toss it and comfort you through your anger at the circumstances of the game? She wanted to be in control of the situation, and I think we can all agree that control has its costs.

I had a similar experience although I was in the car alone. I was driving through the countryside in my old Buick Regal, with a pop-up camping trailer in tow. I'd stopped to refill the beast and while I was at the gas station I bought one of those 40oz carbonated wine concoctions to drink on the rest of the drive to the campground. All the Buick had was the original AM radio and I turned it on to hear the end of an A's game that I had the Under on.

Of course the ninth inning refused to end, and when my bet lost I started screaming and pounding the seat. I knew that my wine was getting agitated, but since it was my first experience with carbonated bum wine, it didn't occur to me that I was making a larger mess for myself than a lost wager.

I found an oldies station playing a Sinatra tune and started to calm down, reached for my wine and uncapped it in my lap, at which point I experienced what can only be described as a bum wine shower. Thinking about the stench this was causing, I just rolled down the window and tossed the bottle out the window, at a little less than 30 MPH. My speed, or lack thereof, showed itself to be a problem because the broken glass popped the left tire on my trailer. It was an inconvenience, but luckily Johnny Q. Law let me change the tire and go on my merry way without so much as a glance.

I think the moral of the story is that listening to a game on the radio is dangerous...especially if you're drinking or travelling with another person. I hope other people learn from these stories and just leave the radio off.

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anyone who goes that in depth is stoned off his ass
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Guilty as charged, been puffing since I woke up at 0700h.
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not bad typing while high
certainly verbose, but that comes with the territory
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not bad typing while high
certainly verbose, but that comes with the territory
lol Guys a fvckin compulsive liar who didn't know who Donovan McNab was the other day and wanted an argument about the merits of taking crystal meth, guys a fvckin a loser.
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Unreal...we have one guy that punched a woman and another that is condoning his actions...Am I the only person around here that doesn't think its acceptable to ever hit a woman??

You guys are even giving Degens a bad name...
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Must be the vicadin he bought with the stolen prescriptions he was talking about the other day kicking in. lol
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lol Guys a fvckin compulsive liar who didn't know who Donovan McNab was the other day and wanted an argument about the merits of taking crystal meth, guys a fvckin a loser.
Don't hold back Mikey, tell us what you really think. Could you try to use complete sentences to do so, though? A little spell checker never hurt anyone either.

But seriously, you need to address your anger issues. You can't go a day without completely flying off the handle, and I worry it's going to affect your health sooner or later. Maybe some meditation is what you need, or a new hobby perhaps. You're too young to be this angry.

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Hey Rogue...Go pork some queers and leave emike alone.
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Unreal...we have one guy that punched a woman and another that is condoning his actions...Am I the only person around here that doesn't think its acceptable to ever hit a woman??

You guys are even giving Degens a bad name...
Man, woman,child. It dont matter to me.
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Don't hold back Mikey, tell us what you really think. Could you try to use complete sentences to do so, though? A little spell checker never hurt anyone either.

But seriously, you need to address your anger issues. You can't go a day without completely flying off the handle, and I worry it's going to affect your health sooner or later. Maybe some meditation is what you need, or a new hobby perhaps. You're too young to be this angry.

On the contrary, I'm in a good mood, me and Pavers won on the soccer both days, I won on the Rugby and I'm just about to clean up on the NFL for once.

I realise that won't interest you because you don't bet and know nothing about sport but for me, life's good.

Maybe you could work on the contradiction of, hitting women is fine but gay bashing is not.
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you guys are in love
too bad prop 8 passed
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Pavy: I know that EnglishMike needs help defending himself and his statements, but don't you have ghosts to be exposing around this place? You guys are so "tight" that I wonder if there's cyber-porking going on between the two of you...

Mikey: The distinction lies in the generalization. We don't know if this one woman had it coming or not, but denegrating an entire group of people because they don't act like you is bigotry. I never advocated hitting women in general, but neither did I presume to know all the particulars of Uncle Richie's singular situation.
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Pavy: I know that EnglishMike needs help defending himself and his statements, but don't you have ghosts to be exposing around this place? You guys are so "tight" that I wonder if there's cyber-porking going on between the two of you...

Mikey: The distinction lies in the generalization. We don't know if this one woman had it coming or not, but denegrating an entire group of people because they don't act like you is bigotry. I never advocated hitting women in general, but neither did I presume to know all the particulars of Uncle Richie's singular situation.
So in summary, you're a hypocrite. I hear ya.

Maybe you should go and join the homosexual forums and discuss point spreads.
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Unreal...we have one guy that punched a woman and another that is condoning his actions...Am I the only person around here that doesn't think its acceptable to ever hit a woman??

You guys are even giving Degens a bad name...
I agree, AMB, but I'm tired of pointing out how much of a scumbag Richkas is. I refuse to lower myself to that level any longer.
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I agree, AMB, but I'm tired of pointing out how much of a scumbag Richkas is. I refuse to lower myself to that level any longer.
Do you cut him any slack for his honesty?
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Worse thing I ever did was place another big bet right after the loss. Chasing it. The worse thing to do. Ever.
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