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    itchypickle
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    What is your dream business/invention if you could....

    have the $$$ backing from Mark Cuban or another venture capitalist? Cuban was on that show 'Shark Tank' earlier where people pitch creative startup business ideas and inventions to a group of 5 investors who put up their own $$$ in return for a stake in the idea.

    I looked at the shows contestants online and they have some crazy but genius ideas

    If you, SBR poster, could ask for $$$ to back your big idea what would it be?


    FYI - this guy tonight had a fart candle along with other 'man candles'.....nobody invested

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    alternative fuel to Gasoline, would be richer than gates

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post

    FYI - this guy tonight had a fart candle along with other 'man candles'.....nobody invested
    hahah a fart candle

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    Along Brocks line, I'd like to invent a cheap, highly effective solar panel home energy system.

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    I have a great idea that i want to get patented but the problem involves the legality of sport betting nation wide. But id market my idea in Vegas first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Along Brocks line, I'd like to invent a cheap, highly effective solar panel home energy system.

    Yeah you'd think after 30+ years of working on that solar energy issue for a residential use....it would be less expensive/more efficient by now. SOMEONE'S gotta discover the key eventually.

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    a virtual smelly sticker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    Yeah you'd think after 30+ years of working on that solar energy issue for a residential use....it would be less expensive/more efficient by now. SOMEONE'S gotta discover the key eventually.

    Efficiency is getting better but size and cost is still out of the average joes reach.

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    A better feeling, more protective alternative to condoms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dutch View Post
    Efficiency is getting better but size and cost is still out of the average joes reach.
    And yet it's still constantly dangled in front of us as the must have for all reasons logical. Hell take 'organic' and 'free range' foods as another...great products and we're always told to eat them.....but people still go to Burger King for the $ .99 menu since it's so much more expensive for the alternative. Let's have a fast food organic chain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    A better feeling, more protective alternuative to condoms
    Pulling out?

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    I would invent a toilet seat for a car so you can take a dump while you drive and use the poop as a fuel for the engine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post
    Pulling out?

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    they already had a gas sub episode , it failed and so does corn, corn is a failure for gas

    If anyone wants to make money start up a better Fantasy sports site then espn or yahoo. they both suck imo .

    Did you know there is not one good fantasy football forum on the net?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanner40 View Post
    Pulling out?
    I think by 'protective' he meant from the creepy crawlies and other unflattering things that lurk in unfamiliar tacos.


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    yea let me just tell so u can patent that bitch, do i look that stupid pal
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    build a prison

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    Quote Originally Posted by onetrickpony View Post
    yea let me just tell so u can patent that bitch, do i look that stupid pal

    like I'm going spend years of time and $20k plus to just get a patent much less sell it. It's a tv show for cryin' out loud. But I see your point

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    A device that looks like a regular rubiks cube. But when an illegal immigrant plays it , it inhales him into an interdimensional prison for all of eternity. Plus it makes brownies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    A device that looks like a regular rubiks cube. But when an illegal immigrant plays it , it inhales him into an interdimensional prison for all of eternity. Plus it makes brownies.
    But isn't it already taking it a 'brownie'



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    Quote Originally Posted by itchypickle View Post
    I think by 'protective' he meant from the creepy crawlies and other unflattering things that lurk in unfamiliar tacos.

    Right, something that protects you from getting an itchy pickle

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    internet experience where you could get virtual blow jobs for 5 bucks

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    ^^^this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCentaur View Post
    Right, something that protects you from getting an itchy pickle

    Exactly! Put you pickle in enough tuna....bound to hit a bad batch eventually!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post


    ^^^this.



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    I dream of having girls dressing room with cam and live feed for sbr posters. Maybe someday

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    Quote Originally Posted by captrobey View Post
    A device that looks like a regular rubiks cube. But when an illegal immigrant plays it , it inhales him into an interdimensional prison for all of eternity. Plus it makes brownies.
    Illegals don't play games puto, they work and fukk..

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    A multiplayer console or computer game where players compete against each other (madden, halo, starcraft, etc), BUT have the option to fund accounts and wager on themselves only for match outcomes. In addition, neutral observers can create betting markets for a given match in a betfair-manner. This is not unlike online poker; it's just expanded to other types of games and additional betting markets.

    We would just take a small rake as players determine the right wager amounts given some internal ranking system.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    Illegals don't play games puto, they work and fukk..

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    a new type of sandwich with crab, mushrooms, and swiss cheese. also with a delicious sauce. but only if i had the funding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by face View Post
    a new type of sandwich with crab, mushrooms, and swiss cheese. also with a delicious sauce. but only if i had the funding.

    That one is definitely an acquired taste....not bad though minus the cheese.

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    Actually you dont make a fuel that will work in an internal combustion engine (one of the most inefficient inventions ever) you invent a whole new more efficient engine. Obviously it has been done in a few forms, and some of them really work. The ultimate hurdle is all the money that is tied up in the established areas that control everything.

    As far as the show, make anything that takes time off doing something and allows people to waste more time, will sell. Because people want it now, they want it fast, and they want it easy. So the ultimaete invention would be a hat that created stuff you thought of and materialized it right in front of you.

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