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Old 11-14-08, 06:21 PM   #1
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#11 CrazyL

The guy is so in love with Ana Ivanovic, he wouldn't nail another broad even if she fell on his lap. Let the dream go, crazyl.

#10 Richkas

It's possible this guy has gotten laid when he was younger, but between the horses, sports betting, drinking, and drug taking, he simply has no time for women. And the fact that he's lowered his standards to hoping to eventually nail a fat chick is not a good sign.

#9 Mudcat

Mudcat is a total player with the ladies, but problem is that all the withdrawal issue stress has caused him to go permanently soft. Tough break.

#8 compaqdikk

The guy is so good with computers he mustn't get out much. Has attempted rape a number of times, but they always fought him off.

#7 Venditto

Has only been able to get to 3rd base in his car. Unfortunately hasn't gone farther because can't sneak a girl into his parents' house and has so many gambling debts he can't afford a hotel.

#6 BrentCrude

No explanation needed.

#5 Ganchrow

Not to say the guy couldn't, but he gets off on numbers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

#4 AgainstAllOdds

This one mostly has to do with physics: ie. the fact that his gut is too big and pecker too small to actually carry out the act of sex. But he's also not smooth, as jj has proven in countless videos.

#3 Tacomax

I mean virginity as in not sleeping with a woman. Men don't count. Best I'll give this guy credit for is being bi.

#2 SlickFazzer

He is all over the dirty threads, talking about what he'd do, but not what he has done. It's okay, though, pal. Build that roll and the chicks will come. As scarface says, first you get the money, then you get the power, and then you get the ladies (and then you get busted by the feds).

#1 BigBoyDan

Almost a daily thread of some category of hot chicks. Tennis chicks, QB wives', golfer chicks, random other athletic chicks, actresses, nipple slippers, etc. This guy lives for internet porn. Sorry, bbd, you're a great guy but the evidence speaks for itself.
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Old 11-14-08, 06:25 PM   #3
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#1 BigBoyDan

Almost a daily thread of some category of hot chicks. Tennis chicks, QB wives', golfer chicks, random other athletic chicks, actresses, nipple slippers, etc. This guy lives for internet porn. Sorry, bbd, you're a great guy but the evidence speaks for itself.
Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.
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Old 11-14-08, 06:26 PM   #4
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lol.

Crazyl cybers with Teela. That's gotta count for something.

Richie wouldn't even re-bang his buddies girl a few weeks ago. I'm ashamed.

Mudcat is too busy reliving his glory days as an SBR mod to worry about women.

Venditto has about 10 more years til he sniffs the good stuff.

Slick is getting some. No doubt. He is a man of experience.
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Old 11-14-08, 06:26 PM   #5
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Mathy:

I'll change my lingo from now on....

Instead of saying I would eat her ass and I bet it would taste like a plum, I will say I ate a chick's ass that looked like her, and it tasted like a plum.
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Old 11-14-08, 06:26 PM   #6
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See how quickly the 2 most guilty guys jump all over this thread?

It is no co-incidence. They both knew they'd be on it.

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Old 11-14-08, 06:27 PM   #7
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Great list...
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Old 11-14-08, 06:29 PM   #8
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Nice work mathdotcom!
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Old 11-14-08, 06:44 PM   #10
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people that bet on chess.
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Old 11-14-08, 06:49 PM   #11
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math.com i'm glad sportsbet.com broke you in half you cokksucker
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Old 11-14-08, 06:50 PM   #12
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Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.
LOL, good one Danny.
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My people are closing in on their operation as we speak
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Old 11-14-08, 06:53 PM   #15
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lol.

Crazyl cybers with Teela. That's gotta count for something.

Richie wouldn't even re-bang his buddies girl a few weeks ago. I'm ashamed.

Mudcat is too busy reliving his glory days as an SBR mod to worry about women.

Venditto has about 10 more years til he sniffs the good stuff.

Slick is getting some. No doubt. He is a man of experience.
Bread, you and I both know that I only cyber with Robyn. Stop being jealous.
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Old 11-14-08, 06:56 PM   #16
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Fazzer is a pimp..
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Yeah that was funny Danny.
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LOL


I think Sick Gambler, Deuce and The Seer are virgins also

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other than the barreled in folks, everyone on that list has banged a hooker
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Old 11-15-08, 10:27 AM   #21
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I dated an escort off and on for a bit. Does that count as banging a hooker?
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Your evidence doesn't hold water sir, because I pay for hookers 2-3x's a year.
you'd be happier dan if you got laid more often.

try getting one per week.
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I definitly have to agree with Againstallodds i would might have him a little higher. Last time he got ass is when his finger tore through the toliet paper
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#12 durito

Withdraws hundreds of pesos daily from Colombia ATM's yet can't score from 3rd base with bases loaded and noone out.
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Guess I can cross that off my bucket list than.
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Withdraws hundreds of pesos daily from Colombia ATM's yet can't score from 3rd base with bases loaded and noone out.
hundreds of pesos eh?

like maybe 900 pesos? or do i take out more than 33 cents a day?
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Wasn't there a Mod or a poster that was married to a girl from Vietnam? I recall someone posting pictures from a girl that looks like one of the ones advertised as a mail order bride..... I can't recall who but I remember it a while back.
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hundreds of pesos eh?

like maybe 900 pesos? or do i take out more than 33 cents a day?
No wonder you are a virgin. No chica is going to give it up for 33 cents only.
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#5 Ganchrow

Not to say the guy couldn't, but he gets off on numbers. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
You are WAAAAAAAY off base there.

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Old 11-15-08, 01:58 PM   #31
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Just because she's hot doesn't mean he's banged her.

He is still calculating all the combinations of different positions he's planning to use.
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You are WAAAAAAAY off base there.

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Look at that facial structure....that is a dude!
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Look at that facial structure....that is a dude!
Absolutely not. See SBR Bash photos.
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Look at that facial structure....that is a dude!
You need to get out of the house. She is a very pretty lady. Where do you see a dude?
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You need to get out of the house. She is a very pretty lady. Where do you see a dude?
I guess my standards are pretty high...don't find her attractive.....
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