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How the heck do they move it and get it down a stairs. I want a small compact one which is very heavy.
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Yes. Build the basement around it.
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you should probably be asking the forum where Rockford Sons and Sanitations post at, not here
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What type of a stairway do you have? Wooden or concrete? If it is wooden it will collapse from the weight of the safe and the people moving it if it is not shored up. I need a floor plan of the house to tell you what you need to do coach.
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Saw a documentary on it. They usually pour the foundation around it.
Plus, all you ready need for your pitance of a cash stack is a lock box JJ. Get one of those Wal-Mart jobbies with the electronic keypad....$80 bucks son.
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Concrete
Area to get into basement is approx 6ft x 6ft
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You can steal a lockbox
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will you or sicler be living in this safe?
be careful, i can crack these with my eyes closed |
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i'll never forget when jj went down to basement looking for sick gambler and he saw his small desk with nothing on it but a laptop and the page was pornos.. that fukkin sick gambler was looking at porn.. too bad jj never found him.. i would have sworn he was there somewhere, but we never ended up seeing him.
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I'd assume you'd run a steel cable as a zip line down the stairs anchored on a tripod frame, hang the safe from a pully on the zip line, and use a "come along" winch (not to be confused with a cum-along wench
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Get a large, strong dolly.
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You better make sure the floor will take all the load from the tripod supports. If it is single framed I-Joists or 2x's it will collapse. Unless you know how the house is built and where the main beams and columns are to anchor your equipment you will probably destroy your house trying to move the 2000 lb safe in the basement.
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I do not wanna be the voice of reason here but what good is a safe if you are barreled in.
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hire a plane to fly over and drop the safe on your house
should crash through the roof and floor and finish in the basement. might have to reposition it in the basement though. |
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jj, you bookin?
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You don't need a safe. Hire me to sit by your assets. I will watch them closely. Won't be hard. Just a PC and some trash bags full of jumpsuites. Maybe a rug or two.
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pay the company you buy it from to install it, only natural, they are the experts
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What you do is get the heaviest safe that you can get down the stairs. It has to be one with hole on the bottom so you can bolt it down to the ground. Then you have to get a jackhammer and rip up some of the concrete, so you can cement large threads into the ground. Then place the safe on top and bolt down from the inside. Makes sence? Its kinda hard to explain, but thats the best way to do it. ![]() |
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Remove the bodies first.
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Courtesy of compaqdikk:
http://www.majorwager.com/forums/mes...highlight=safe Selected quotes: " Degenerate I am 5-4 284 decent shape, bald only with a long red tail in back Crazy as this may sound like 2 years ago I was on a streak of 239 days without leaving the house, just gambling like crazy" |
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I guess the best thing to do is get like 300 pounds or so and then just bolt into ground of cement lower portion of it. I like the advice here. I am not putting money in it either.
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pal my uncle owns a locksmith/safe company, PM son
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Compactor I cannot get anything by you. YES I have my eye on a mini sub automatic machine gun that fires approx one thousand rounds per minute and there is no way I can let anyone even have a shot at getting something like this. It retails on black market for $27,000 but tryng to get a used one for like $8,000
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Here it is
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Thatll keep the Sharks away
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