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Old 11-14-2008, 12:30 PM   #1
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Default Does Anyone Know How To Get A 2,000 Pound Safe Into A Basement?

How the heck do they move it and get it down a stairs. I want a small compact one which is very heavy.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:30 PM   #2
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Yes. Build the basement around it.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:32 PM   #3
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you should probably be asking the forum where Rockford Sons and Sanitations post at, not here
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:34 PM   #4
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What type of a stairway do you have? Wooden or concrete? If it is wooden it will collapse from the weight of the safe and the people moving it if it is not shored up. I need a floor plan of the house to tell you what you need to do coach.
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Yes. Build the basement around it.
Saw a documentary on it. They usually pour the foundation around it.

Plus, all you ready need for your pitance of a cash stack is a lock box JJ. Get one of those Wal-Mart jobbies with the electronic keypad....$80 bucks son.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:35 PM   #6
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Concrete

Area to get into basement is approx 6ft x 6ft
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:36 PM   #7
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Saw a documentary on it. They usually pour the foundation around it.

Plus, all you ready need for your pitance of a cash stack is a lock box JJ. Get one of those Wal-Mart jobbies with the electronic keypad....$80 bucks son.
You can steal a lockbox
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:38 PM   #8
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will you or sicler be living in this safe?

be careful, i can crack these with my eyes closed
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:41 PM   #9
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i'll never forget when jj went down to basement looking for sick gambler and he saw his small desk with nothing on it but a laptop and the page was pornos.. that fukkin sick gambler was looking at porn.. too bad jj never found him.. i would have sworn he was there somewhere, but we never ended up seeing him.
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I'd assume you'd run a steel cable as a zip line down the stairs anchored on a tripod frame, hang the safe from a pully on the zip line, and use a "come along" winch (not to be confused with a cum-along wench ) to control the descent.
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Old 11-14-2008, 12:47 PM   #11
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Get a large, strong dolly.
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You better make sure the floor will take all the load from the tripod supports. If it is single framed I-Joists or 2x's it will collapse. Unless you know how the house is built and where the main beams and columns are to anchor your equipment you will probably destroy your house trying to move the 2000 lb safe in the basement.
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Old 11-14-2008, 01:08 PM   #13
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I do not wanna be the voice of reason here but what good is a safe if you are barreled in.
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Old 11-14-2008, 02:19 PM   #14
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hire a plane to fly over and drop the safe on your house

should crash through the roof and floor and finish in the basement. might have to reposition it in the basement though.
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Old 11-14-2008, 02:25 PM   #15
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jj, you bookin?
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You don't need a safe. Hire me to sit by your assets. I will watch them closely. Won't be hard. Just a PC and some trash bags full of jumpsuites. Maybe a rug or two.
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Old 11-14-2008, 02:26 PM   #17
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pay the company you buy it from to install it, only natural, they are the experts
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How the heck do they move it and get it down a stairs. I want a small compact one which is very heavy.
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What you do is get the heaviest safe that you can get down the stairs. It has to be one with hole on the bottom so you can bolt it down to the ground.

Then you have to get a jackhammer and rip up some of the concrete, so you can cement large threads into the ground.

Then place the safe on top and bolt down from the inside.

Makes sence? Its kinda hard to explain, but thats the best way to do it.
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i'll never forget when jj went down to basement looking for sick gambler and he saw his small desk with nothing on it but a laptop and the page was pornos.. that fukkin sick gambler was looking at porn.. too bad jj never found him.. i would have sworn he was there somewhere, but we never ended up seeing him.
there were also caves in there. the best was when he looked up in the tree for him, like he was in a fukkin treehouse or something
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Remove the bodies first.
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Courtesy of compaqdikk:

http://www.majorwager.com/forums/mes...highlight=safe

Selected quotes: " Degenerate

I am 5-4 284 decent shape, bald only with a long red tail in back

Crazy as this may sound like 2 years ago I was on a streak of 239 days without leaving the house, just gambling like crazy"
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I guess the best thing to do is get like 300 pounds or so and then just bolt into ground of cement lower portion of it. I like the advice here. I am not putting money in it either.
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I guess the best thing to do is get like 300 pounds or so and then just bolt into ground of cement lower portion of it. I like the advice here. I am not putting money in it either.
if your not hoarding loot or a dead body or living in it, are you stockpiling weapons or growing antracks labs?
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pal my uncle owns a locksmith/safe company, PM son
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Old 11-14-2008, 10:18 PM   #25
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Compactor I cannot get anything by you. YES I have my eye on a mini sub automatic machine gun that fires approx one thousand rounds per minute and there is no way I can let anyone even have a shot at getting something like this. It retails on black market for $27,000 but tryng to get a used one for like $8,000
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Old 11-14-2008, 10:21 PM   #26
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Old 11-14-2008, 10:28 PM   #27
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Thatll keep the Sharks away
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