[Deuce]

Lets roll boys. Guy has 25 mil above his head. He is weak and hiding. Lets sniff him out. Split it with whomever goes up to 25. I need at least 1 mil.

[englishmike]

He's working in Taco Bell in Scranton, New Jersey Deuce pal. Give me 10%.

[5 star bomb]

Lets do this Deuce. When we leaving

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by 5 star bomb

Lets do this Deuce. When we leaving

Deploy on the 1st of December. Venditto is in, now I just need to scrap up 85 for a passport.

[englishmike]

lol You know what happens if you go with Venditto? You get buried.

[5 star bomb]

Deuce do you know where Bin Laden is

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by 5 star bomb

Deuce do you know where Bin Laden is

Border of Iran, Pakistan, and Afghanistan hiding in caves. He is hooked up to dialysis so his location is limited. Iran will probably harbor him soon do get rebels on their side.

[5 star bomb]

ok, were bringing him back alive right? I want to torture him, cut off his toes, gouge out his eye balls

[englishmike]

Originally Posted by Deuce

Border of Iran, Pakistan, and Afghanistan hiding in caves. He is hooked up to dialysis so his location is limited. Iran will probably harbor him soon do get rebels on their side.

Not sure how the rebels will help when Israel bombs Iranian nuclear facilities to help Obama out of a tough spot, let's hope they're sweeping the floors.

[Masu485]

only people who have nothing to lose should go. so good start by asking on this board. he'll be well protected too. but i don't think it'll be that hard to find him as long as we comb the area. he may be dead or something already though...

[Deuce]

I want him dead. First sight blast his cranium with a .223. We can drag him home behind the truck.

[fiveteamer]

Bin Laden

The Easter Bunny

Santa

God

Democracy

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by fiveteamer

Bin Laden

The Easter Bunny

Santa

God

Democracy

You forgot Mapleleafs in there bro.

[AMBlai01]

You had me until you said Patty was going...we wouldn't even make it through customs.....

[fiveteamer]

Originally Posted by Deuce

You forgot Mapleleafs in there bro.

No, The Leafs exist.

They won last night.

[daggerkobe]

Just like Bush to outsource the capturing of world's most dangerous terrorist to an incompetent deucebag.

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by daggerkobe

Just like Bush to outsource the capturing of the most dangerous terrorist to an incompetent deucebag.

At least I am not ignoring him like Clinton, fagger. Your negativity intrigues me to believe that even with the man you love to fallate office bound, you are bitter.

[daggerkobe]

Yeah it's all Clinton's fault.

Bush after 9/11 "I will not rest until Osama is captured or dead"

Bush circa 2003 "I don't know where Osama is and I couldn't care less"

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Deuce

Who wants to find Bin Laden with me?

Ace, you have about as much chance of finding Bin Laden as you do of playing in the NHL.

NHL'ers play in Michigan, they just don't come from Michigan.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by betplom

NHL'ers play in Michigan, they just don't come from Michigan.

NHL'ers don't post at a gambling forum 24/7.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

NHL'ers don't post at a gambling forum 24/7.

Vague, are you referring to Deuce, me or both?

[daggerkobe]

I think deucebag assembles ashtrays for GM, cause he thinks 300K auto workers being laid off will result in the greatest depression.

[pavyracer]

Originally Posted by betplom

Vague, are you referring to Deuce, me or both?

Deuce. You don't play hockey at a minor league team, do you?

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by daggerkobe

I think deucebag assembles ashtrays for GM, cause he thinks 300K auto workers being laid off will result in the greatest depression.

Try 3 million at least. Do you know how many jobs rely on the auto industry? Are you aware of that? Do you have a grasp to reality? Even liberal media states at least 3 mil. How hard is that to comprehand. I have it hands on in Michigan. I know the truth.

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by betplom

Ace, you have about as much chance of finding Bin Laden as you do of playing in the NHL.

NHL'ers play in Michigan, they just don't come from Michigan.

Try again, ace.

Tim Gleason, Defenseman for the Carolina Hurricanes, Clawson, Michigan
Jason Bacashihua, goalie for the Saint Louis Blues, born in Garden City)
Jim Ballantine, NHL center for several teams (born in Union Lake)
Dan Bylsma, forward for several NHL teams (born in Grand Haven)
Jimmy Carson, player for several NHL teams (born in Southfield)
Shawn Chambers, defenseman for the New Jersey Devils (born in Royal Oak)
Jim Cummins, hockey player for several NHL teams (born in Dearborn)
Adam Hall, defenseman for the New York Rangers (born in Kalamazoo, Michigan)
Derian Hatcher, defenseman for the Philadelphia Flyers (born in Sterling Heights)
Ryan Miller, Buffalo Sabres goaltender(born in East Lansing)
Mike Modano, captain of the Dallas Stars (born in Westland)
Nate Kiser, ECHL player for the South Carolina Stingrays (born in Southgate)
Ken Morrow, defenseman for the New York Islanders and member of the Miracle on Ice gold medal hockey team at the Lake Placid, New York 1980 Olympics (born in Flint)
Lee Norwood, defenseman for several NHL teams including the Detroit Red Wings (born in Trenton)
Brian Rafalski, defenseman for the Detroit Red Wings and member of the 2002, 2004 and 2006 US Olympic team (born in Dearborn)
Brian Rolston, hockey player for several NHL teams (born in Flint)
Tim Thomas, goaltender for the Boston Bruins (born in Flint)
John Vanbiesbrouck, goaltender for several NHL teams in the 1980s and 1990s (born in Detroit)
Don Waddell, executive vice president and general manager of the Atlanta Thrashers and former ice hockey defenceman (born in Detroit)
Doug Weight, 2002 Salt Lake City Olympics team silver medalist and hockey player for several NHL teams, winner of Stanley Cup with Carolina Hurricanes (born in Warren)
Mike York, forward for the New York Islanders and member of the silver medal-winning Team USA in the Salt Lake City 2002 Winter Olympics (born in Waterford)
John Ziegler, NHL President from 1977-1992 (born in Grosse Pointe)
Mike Knuble, forward for several NHL teams. (Kentwood)

[betplom]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Deuce. You don't play hockey at a minor league team, do you?

No, at 42 I could only coach.

[Casperwaits]

Originally Posted by fiveteamer

Bin Laden

The Easter Bunny

Santa

God

Democracy

You forgot the happy lesbian

[Richkas]

Originally Posted by Deuce

Lets roll boys. Guy has 25 mil above his head. He is weak and hiding. Lets sniff him out. Split it with whomever goes up to 25. I need at least 1 mil.

Bin Laden and his crew would phuck you in the ass deuce.

[pavyracer]

Deuce,

The unemployment benefits were created to help laid off people. No one should be bailed out. Let capitalism run its course. Only the strong and financially savvy survive. Survival of the fittest. NO BAILOUT PERIOD! Let the motherfvckers burn.

[betplom]

Originally Posted by Deuce

Try again, ace.

You have Steve Yzerman on that list of Michigan born players you fvcking dolt.

Stephen Gregory Yzerman (born May 9, 1965, in Cranbrook, British Columbia, Canada) is a retired Canadian professional hockey player who played his entire National Hockey League career with the Detroit Red Wings.

The list you provided of Michigan born NHL'ers seems to include every bench warmer that ever existed.

try again, ace.

I see you were quick enough to edit out Stevey "Y".

Of the list you provided, only Modano counts, maybe Miller.

Check out the list of Ontario born players:

http://www.hockey-reference.com/friv...ince=ON&state=

For a border state like Michigan, you would think more players would be produced there.

Amazing that even one player came from Flint, Mr. Moore makes it seem like its a city in a 3rd world country and nobody can afford anything, let alone skates and hockey equipment.


Your list of 20+ NHL'ers from Mich is impressive, but dwarfed by the almost 2000 NHL'ers on the Ontario list.

[fiveteamer]

Originally Posted by Richkas

Bin Laden and his crew would phuck you in the ass deuce.

LOL

They'd use humus for lube.

[Deuce]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Deuce,

The unemployment benefits were created to help laid off people. No one should be bailed out. Let capitalism run it's course. Only the strong and financially savvy survive. Survival of the fittest. NO BAILOUT PERIOD! Let the motherfvckers burn.

Pal, this makes sense, not in this situation though. 3 mil is way to large of a number to fund through socialism. Tax payers would pay it anyhow. That money would not be paid back. Bailout is a loan, not a gift. Pal, I don't think anyone outside of Michigan has a grasp on how much the auto industry effect their life.

[topcat]

Originally Posted by Deuce

Lets roll boys. Guy has 25 mil above his head. He is weak and hiding. Lets sniff him out. Split it with whomever goes up to 25. I need at least 1 mil.

you need to wait for johm mcain [nicknamed the maverick].only he knows where to find him.this whole shit is a joke.nobody wants to find bin.hell,hes the robin hood hood of the middle east. good luck deuce.

[Bluehorseshoe]

Did anyone see this movie from the guy who made "Super Size Me"?

There's one scene in there that will really make you not like the orthodox Jews in Israel.

[topcat]

[quote=Bluehorseshoe;1194909]Did anyone see this movie from the guy who made "Super Size Me"?

There's one scene in there that will really make you not like the orthodox Jews in Israel.



[/QUOTE good stuff.i havent watched this show,but i have seen some of the shows he had on fox.