[bigboydan]

After those election results as well as a few other things I need to find me a hooker to forget my troubles.

[Illusion]

Just make sure you stay out of East St. Louis. It may only cost $5 tonight, but it will cost you alot more down the road.

[gm2022]

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Illusion

Just make sure you stay out of East St. Louis. It may only cost $5 tonight, but it will cost you alot more down the road.

You still won't let me live it down getting the syphilis the last time I got a hooker over there will ya Illusion.

[Shark79]

Hope she aint black.

[hoopster42]

wear a glove!

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Shark79

Hope she aint black.

It doesn't matter to me sir. As long as she looks good and the price is right it works for me.

[smitch124]

Take your penicillin now, ounce of prevention...

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by smitch124

Take your penicillin now, ounce of prevention...

Always sir.

[Shark79]

Originally Posted by bigboydan

It doesn't matter to me sir. As long as she looks good and the price is right it works for me.

Cant go wrong under those guidelines.

[jtuck]

Hopefully the hookers there don't look like the ones around here. If they do then just stick to the three B's- Beer, Blunts, and Blow

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Shark79

Cant go wrong under those guidelines.

You know it sir.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by jtuck

Hopefully the hookers there don't look like the ones around here. If they do then just stick to the three B's- Beer, Blunts, and Blow

Every city has the $10 crack whores, however I tend to avoid them sir.

[Teela]

If "she" has an adam's apple, find another street corner.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Teela

If "she" has an adam's apple, find another street corner.

Of course I will Teela. However, CrazyL strongly disagrees with our stance on this subject.

[Teela]

Originally Posted by bigboydan

Of course I will Teela. However, CrazyL strongly disagrees with our stance on this subject.

Not surprised....

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Teela

Not surprised....

Nor am I Teela. He says it's all good as long as you close your eyes.

[fiveteamer]

sounds like BBD's been going to the jjgold school of posting.

[SlickFazzer]

get one with big teets dan.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by fiveteamer

sounds like BBD's been going to the jjgold school of posting.

No sir I am not. I go out every once and a while looking for hookers to relieve some tension is all. Nothing more nothing less.

[AMBlai01]

Get 'em Danny boy!

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by AMBlai01

Get 'em Danny boy!

I plan too sir. Any suggestions on what type of hooker I should be picking up tonight. Blond brunette, red head ??

[Bullajami]

You could always pull the Neapolitan hat trick.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Bullajami

You could always pull the Neapolitan hat trick.

That would cost me a fortune. I'm not made of money ya know.

[WestsidePete]

Originally Posted by bigboydan

I plan too sir. Any suggestions on what type of hooker I should be picking up tonight. Blond brunette, red head ??

.

[AMBlai01]

Originally Posted by bigboydan

I plan too sir. Any suggestions on what type of hooker I should be picking up tonight. Blond brunette, red head ??

I am always partial to Blonds....but you know what they say about Redheads...they are crazy....Brunettes are a dime a dozen...

[Teela]

Originally Posted by bigboydan

Nor am I Teela. He says it's all good as long as you close your eyes.

He has mentioned that as long as it has a heartbeat and a hole, he's happy.

[WestsidePete]

Originally Posted by AMBlai01

I am always partial to Blonds....but you know what they say about Redheads...they are crazy....Brunettes are a dime a dozen...

An Asian blonde is the best BBD

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by AMBlai01

Brunettes are a dime a dozen...

If they are they cheaper and look good I'm fine with that sir.

[Richkas]

Go to brooklyn.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by Richkas

Go to brooklyn.

Route 3

[robert715]

I like massage parlors with happy endings better myself. Oh shit, better stop there, I was going to tell a Vegas story, but my gf might read this. If she's reading, just joking around honey.

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by WestsidePete

An Asian blonde is the best BBD

[robert715]

Asian blonde, at least $800-$1000 in New York, anyway

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by robert715

Asian blonde, at least $800-$1000 in New York, anyway

That's out of my price range then.