Vikings Country
I thought maybe the vikings fans might like this.
Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks,
And go> to Hell.> > The Devil observes that they
are really enjoying themselves.> He says to them
'Doesnt the heat and smoke bother you?'> > Ole
replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern
Minnesooota, da land of> snow an ice, an ve're yust
happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya>
know.'> > The devil decides that these two
aren't miserable enough and turns up the> heat even
more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota> , the devil finds them in light jackets and
hats, grilling Walleye and> drinking beer. The devil is
astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here> is in
misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves?'>
> Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too
much varm veather up dere> at da Falls, so ve've yust
got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis>
nice.'> > The devil is absolutely furious. He can
hardly see straight. Finally he> comes up with the
answer. The two guys love the heat because they have>
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the
heat off in> Hell. The next morning, the temperature is
60 below zero, icicles are> hanging everywhere, and
people are shivering so bad that they are unable> to
wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads
for the> room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds
them back in their parkas,> bomber hats, and mittens.
They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling> and
screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I
don't understand,> when I turn up the heat you're
happy. Now its freezing cold and you're> still happy.
What is wrong with you two?'> > They both look at
the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know,
if> hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da
Super Bowl.'> > > > > > > > >
I think it will be a day in hell before the Viks wun the Suberbowl
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Originally Posted by Manaconda
