[ms61853]

I was sent to a cruel West Texas prison on a trumped up charge by the evil prosecutor Ronnie Earl. I was forced to work long hours in the hot sun under the direction of sadistic guards.

One particularly awful day, they gave us no water until the end of the day. When I went to get my water, the guard sneered "no water for him." When I desperately tried to get some, I was knocked to the ground. I figured I was done for, but then I was handed a cup of water by a stranger. The guards did not stop him, and just stood back in awe. That stranger was George W. Bush.

He truly is the king of kings.

[SlickFazzer]

I love a cold glass of water.

[durito]

They should send you back.

[Bread]

Just like Robert Redford in that one shtty prison movie?

[bmw530i]

Is this a fargin trick question?

[Willie Bee]

Now that I think about it, ms61853 and Dumbya would fit in just fine at the Montford facility.

[RogueJuror]

MS is becoming my favorite poster, keep it coming MS

MS any affiliation with MS13? mara salvatrucha?

[Panic]

Ah...the good ole days. I loved being a prison gaurd.

[ms61853]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

MS any affiliation with MS13? mara salvatrucha?

No, it's my initials.

But an interesting story about MS13. My wife had gone to Honduras around Christmas in 2004 to visit relatives. She was only about a mile away from the place where MS13 attacked the bus there.

[RogueJuror]

Originally Posted by ms61853

No, it's my initials.

But an interesting story about MS13. My wife had gone to Honduras around Christmas in 2004 to visit relatives. She was only about a mile away from the place where MS13 attacked the bus there.

Oh yes around that time it was very chaotic there, things were really out of control. San Salvador and Tegucigalpa were hit hard with a crime wave for a couple months. Things have settled now. I use to flight straight to San Pedro Sula which was a bit calmer, no way I was driving through Tegucigalpa or onto El Salvador. Now a days is Guatemala the fuk up one.

by the way, a catracha wife

[Mudcat]

Was it Paul Harvey who used to have that, and now, here's the rest of the story shtick?

Well here's the part that was left out.



Weeks prior to this heart-warming exchange, Dubya was having a behind-the-scenes chat with the head of the prison guards.

DUBYA: Heady, you know I like to execute prisoners. Heh heh. Heh heh, heh. What about him? Heh, heh.

GUARD: I feel bad for that one. He's always sad. We should at least give him a fighting chance.

DUBYA: Heh, heh - okay what about this? I'm trying to start a war with Iraq. There's no real reason for it so I'm seeing if I can trick Colin Powell into waving a vial of anthrax around in the United Nations. That should stir things up. I don't think Powelly will do it but if he does, we'll let this guy off the hook and give him a glass of water. Heh, heh.

GUARD: Great thinking sir. If Powell doesn't do it, you get your execution; if he does, you get your war. It's a win-win. You are quite the decider.

DUBYA: Yeah, the decider. I like that. Heh, heh.



And now you know the rest of the story.

[durito]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

Oh yes around that time it was very chaotic there, things were really out of control. San Salvador and Tegucigalpa were hit hard with a crime wave for a couple months. Things have settled now. I use to flight straight to San Pedro Sula which was a bit calmer, no way I was driving through Tegucigalpa or onto El Salvador. Now a days is Guatemala the fuk up one.

by the way, a catracha wife

i took buses all the way through central america in 2004. Guatemala City and San Salvador are the sketchiest places I've ever been. People there tried telling me it was too dangerous for me to come to Colombia. Yea right.

[ms61853]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

no way I was driving through Tegucigalpa

It might be preferable to flying into there, though.

[ms61853]

Originally Posted by durito

i took buses all the way through central america in 2004. Guatemala City and San Salvador are the sketchiest places I've ever been. People there tried telling me it was too dangerous for me to come to Colombia. Yea right.

I've heard you do not even want to set foot on the streets of Colon, Panama -- that it's the most dangerous city in the western hemisphere.

[RogueJuror]

Originally Posted by durito

i took buses all the way through central america in 2004. Guatemala City and San Salvador are the sketchiest places I've ever been. People there tried telling me it was too dangerous for me to come to Colombia. Yea right.

yeah if you kept a low profile it was manageable. riding in fancy cars and putting your self out there was dangerous, specially if you had foreign plates. generally the poor are robbed with knives or bats and such, you can pretty much live through it. but for the big scores, the people with new cars and big money they usually go with guns to do the job.

[RogueJuror]

Originally Posted by ms61853

I've heard you do not even want to set foot on the streets of Colon, Panama -- that it's the most dangerous city in the western hemisphere.

In latina america, from the places i been recently, I'll put them in this order.

3. slums of guatemala city

2. slums of caracas

1. slums of rio de janeiro

[RogueJuror]

Originally Posted by ms61853

It might be preferable to flying into there, though.

I think that airport is still close after the accident a couple of months back.

Here is one you might have heard before..

[durito]

Originally Posted by RogueJuror

In latina america, from the places i been recently, I'll put them in this order.

3. slums of guatemala city

2. slums of caracas

1. slums of rio de janeiro

what are you doing in the slums?

[RogueJuror]

Originally Posted by durito

what are you doing in the slums?

that's just me durito, i be as confortable in a fancy restaurant near the champs elysee or eating feijoada in a favala in the baixada fluminense of rio.

most of my true friends are poor.

[durito]

i'm less comfortable in the fancy restaurant. i live in estrato 2. there's a donkey tied to a tree in front of my apartment.