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Old 10-23-08, 07:43 AM   #1
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I really was just a quiet guy who kept to himself. Nothing more. Yet everyone feared I was some rage filled maniac waiting to explode.

When I walked down the street, mothers would pull their kids aside, "Careful Timmy, that's the quiet guy who keeps to himself." Police would pull up to my house, "So you're the quiet guy who keeps to himself? We've got a warrant to search your house for stashes of illegal automatic weapons."

So I decided to change myself. I became agressive and overbearing. I would tell the boss where to stuff his unbalanced ledger. Sure everyone said, "what an asshole," but suddenly, I was getting new found respect. I got promoted to manager of delinquent accounts. I'd ram my car into neighbor's cars and curse them and I found myself being invited over to argue football. Women suddenly were anxious to go out me.

However, after a while I became disgusted with myself. Dates would coax me to get into fights with other assholes. I was becoming part of the violent culture in America, and wanted no more part of it.

So I changed myself again. I became a loving, giving, caring person. I volunteered for menial tasks nobody else wanted to do. I would lend money to the needy and not expect to be payed back. So where did that get me? People laughed at me. Wimp, sap, sucker -- and those were some of those were some of the nicer terms.

You know -- I really feel like I could kill somebody....
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Old 10-23-08, 07:44 AM   #2
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Old 10-23-08, 07:47 AM   #3
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Old 10-23-08, 08:06 AM   #4
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Seems like you care a bit too much about what other people think of you.....
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Old 10-23-08, 09:17 AM   #5
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Old 10-23-08, 09:21 AM   #6
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this guy is going off the deep end.
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Old 10-23-08, 09:24 AM   #7
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this guy is going off the deep end.
Yep. Where does he work? Stay away from that place for a while.
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Old 10-23-08, 09:24 AM   #8
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He delivers pizzas.

do not order a pizza.
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Old 10-23-08, 09:34 AM   #9
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Fiveteamer you are going to be busy making tacos today thanks to that stolen base last night.

Get to work son!
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Old 10-23-08, 09:34 AM   #10
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I detect traces of irony and sarcasm in there.

Which is surprising since, before this, he would have had my vote as most humorless Angry Little Man of the new millenium.

Nice to see some humor. It's not extreme HAHA! humor - it's more of a resigned, bitter humor - but it's a start. Always good to look for the humor.
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Old 10-23-08, 09:36 AM   #11
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Thanks for reminding me Bread, I'm gonna try to go to 10 Taco Bells today in 4 hours!!
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Old 10-23-08, 09:38 AM   #12
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If you were a good fighter you would still be an Asshole you became a loving SAP cuz you cant handle the pressure.

Your probably a pillow bitter pal.
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Old 10-23-08, 09:45 AM   #13
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I want some goddam tacos!!!!!!
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Old 10-23-08, 10:36 AM   #14
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I am by nature a person who is always looking for angles - and I swear ms61953 is a democrat who has been creatively supporting the cause by being this impossibly unappealing caricature of a republican. Racist, dishonest, humorless.

All the open democrat supporters on this board combined haven't done as much to make the democrats look like the right choice as ms.

I am waiting for the big announcement after the election.
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Old 10-23-08, 10:45 AM   #15
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The KOOK has finally lost his marbles.

Nice job everyone.
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Old 10-23-08, 10:51 AM   #16
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The KOOK has finally lost his marbles.

Nice job everyone.
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Old 10-23-08, 10:59 AM   #17
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I am by nature a person who is always looking for angles - and I swear ms61953 is a democrat who has been creatively supporting the cause by being this impossibly unappealing caricature of a republican. Racist, dishonest, humorless.

All the open democrat supporters on this board combined haven't done as much to make the democrats look like the right choice as ms.

I am waiting for the big announcement after the election.
Or, he just has his own convictions.

Many of his arguments do pose some good questions, they're just delivered in a kind of smeary, roundabout way.
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