10-10-08, 12:59 AM
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Do men actually need BOTH testicles?
Just a friend of mine might be having an op.
His radiologist said its not like feet or ears or whatnot and told him that men are actually left or right-testicled .. that is they will favour one more than the other.
That, over a man's sexual lifespan, one of the testciles will actually become what he called a "sleepy testicle" and basically end up contributing next to nothing in the output department.
Likewise, from the age of about 10 you begin to devlop a "dominant testicle".
If you're pumping from both barrells you end up with twins and stuff.
Now this has to be a load of, well, bollocks surely? But, then, why do we have two .. surely just one big one would do fine .. OK, balance and stuff but we only have one nose, tongue, etc.
I cant find anything on google (kind of a hard one to define the search on).
Has anyone noticed if this is true? Its never been something Ive noticed.
He also stupidly didnt ask how you can find out which you are (it has no corrolation to being left or right handed apparently).
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10-10-08, 01:00 AM
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Hillsborough, NJ.
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I know a successful guy that bread three children with only one nut.
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10-10-08, 01:02 AM
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Bad Muslim!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickFazzer
I know a successful guy that bread three children with only one nut.
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We call guys like that "sex offenders" breeding children? Sick. |
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10-10-08, 01:03 AM
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1 nut is enough but might have to take testosterone supplements
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10-10-08, 01:06 AM
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Bad Muslim!
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles" contest.
Chuck Norris won... by five.
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10-10-08, 01:07 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by betplom
We call guys like that "sex offenders" breeding children? Sick.
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10-10-08, 07:58 AM
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My testicles have a complex relationship - but it seems to work. The active nut is happy because he's getting all the action and he laughs at what a loser the sleepy one is. The sleepy grape laughs at how the other dude is working all the time while he takes it easy.
They have a certain amount of contempt for each other but each is happy in his role so things remain harmonious in my nutsack.
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10-10-08, 08:14 AM
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Texans +9, ML
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Lance Armstrong got one chopped off, then went on to win 7 Tours de France. I think he even had a couple kids. Don't quote me on that. Regardless, he seems to be a model of human health, beating cancer and everything. It almost makes me want to hack one off, just to see if it makes me into superman like him. lmao
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10-10-08, 11:07 AM
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SBR File Clerk
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickFazzer
I know a successful guy that bread three children with only one nut.
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You should never use 'bread' and 'three children' in the same statement.
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Originally Posted by natrass
Likewise, from the age of about 10 you begin to devlop a "dominant testicle".
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I think that's the technical term for what my wife calls me, Big Nut.
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10-10-08, 11:11 AM
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I'm out.
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10-10-08, 12:17 PM
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Found better forum, just here for points
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Originally Posted by Mudcat
My testicles have a complex relationship - but it seems to work. The active nut is happy because he's getting all the action and he laughs at what a loser the sleepy one is. The sleepy grape laughs at how the other dude is working all the time while he takes it easy.
They have a certain amount of contempt for each other but each is happy in his role so things remain harmonious in my nutsack.
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Without question this is a Post of the Month candidate!  |
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10-10-08, 12:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mudcat
My testicles have a complex relationship - but it seems to work. The active nut is happy because he's getting all the action and he laughs at what a loser the sleepy one is. The sleepy grape laughs at how the other dude is working all the time while he takes it easy.
They have a certain amount of contempt for each other but each is happy in his role so things remain harmonious in my nutsack.
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For some reason the song Ebony and Ivory came into my head.
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06-01-09, 11:12 PM
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Bad Muslim!
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This was an interesting thread.
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06-01-09, 11:17 PM
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Nuts are like kidneys and lungs. Redundancy is good, but you only need one.
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06-02-09, 12:02 AM
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It was worth a shot...
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next thread: Do women actually need BOTH breasts?
discuss
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06-02-09, 02:37 AM
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Texans +9, ML
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Originally Posted by yisman
next thread: Do women actually need BOTH breasts?
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They need neither. Christina Applegate got both lopped off as a preventative measure against cancer. She's doing just fine.
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06-02-09, 03:01 AM
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for years i thought i only had one
works just fine
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06-02-09, 10:11 AM
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Of course an important thing to consider is appearance. Would my bag be so irresistably attractive if there was just one nut?
Probably not.
Who knows what effect it would have on the human population if men's ball-sacks weren't so good-looking.
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Well I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
Cuz that's the kind of friend that you've got.
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06-02-09, 10:18 AM
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SBR Resident Drunk
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how do we know which Nut taking all the workload?
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06-02-09, 10:50 AM
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I always figured the busy one is the one making all the noise. My left nut is silent whereas the right one hums.
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Well I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend
Even if she starts to flirt with me again
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts
Cuz that's the kind of friend that you've got.
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06-02-09, 10:53 AM
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Bad Muslim!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by slacker00
They need neither. Christina Applegate got both lopped off as a preventative measure against cancer. She's doing just fine.
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Newsflash: Christina Applegate - has no tits |
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06-02-09, 11:01 AM
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Tommy G. has only 1 ball.. and he is perfectly ok.
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