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Old 10-08-2008, 06:47 PM   #1
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Default I am officially a member of the pornography industry
I am now officially part owner of a pornographic film production enterprise here in Vegas...
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:48 PM   #2
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MonkeyFocker Films?
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:49 PM   #3
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I am now officially part owner of a pornographic film production enterprise here in Vegas...

I hope you aren't ****ing monkeys - lord knows we don't need HIV 2.0.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:52 PM   #4
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Heh. Nah. Unfortunately, no beastiality.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:53 PM   #5
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Give me a job Monkey, pls.
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Old 10-08-2008, 06:57 PM   #6
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Awesome stuff Monkey. Good luck with the business venture.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:02 PM   #7
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Are you going to make the coach a big star in the porn industry sir?
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:03 PM   #8
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Keep us updated, send us some clips.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:08 PM   #9
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Monkey you lucky bastard, when can I come back to Vegas and chill with you......
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:11 PM   #10
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We need more details.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:12 PM   #11
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Details are definitely in order...
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Details are definitely in order...
He's a fluffer.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:18 PM   #13
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:21 PM   #14
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Just don't make any gay flicks unless it's girl-girl

Good luck with your enterprise

And if you need any guys with large you know what to bang the girls let me know.

I bang as many as you need me too. No problem at all
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:25 PM   #15
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He probably invested a dime and thinks he is big time, I doubt he even gets within 10 miles of studio.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:27 PM   #16
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No doubt JJ would be a big star in the industry with his 2 inch pecker.
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:31 PM   #17
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JJ would be a great star in the niche market categories of porn. Lots of people like to watch porn of guys with small peckers, it makes them feel better about themselves - rather than watching some guy with a 12 inch dong laying the wood to some chick.
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So let's hear the name of this production company then... so we can believe you.

If it is indeed true, Kudos my good man! Let me know if you need a professional film reviewer. Or, obviously, performer! I've watched enough movies over the years to have learned a few tricks!
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Old 10-08-2008, 07:43 PM   #19
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It is a turnkey production company. I am a 15% shareholder in the firm. One of the partners is a former Girls Gone Wild executive who will be handling the distribution aspects of the firm. There are two other shareholders who have financial stakes in the company and the founder. We have our first shoot November 4th. We will be going public with everything soon afterwards. I will keep you guys apprised of the details and website info when we go live...
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www.ishootporn.com Billy is awesome
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I'll get you an audition if you'd like, Rougie. You'd have to come to Vegas for it, obviously. Shoot me a PM if you're seriously interested.
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Monkey you lucky bastard, when can I come back to Vegas and chill with you......
Any time. You're always welcome, bro.
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:21 PM   #24
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Got any stars involved that people would have heard of before?
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:23 PM   #25
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Awesome stuff Monkey. Good luck with the business venture.
Thanks, buddy. I'm excited about it.
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Got any stars involved that people would have heard of before?
Not yet. Our goal is to have products ready for marketing by January for AVN - the annual porn convention here. We hope to attract some of the better known talent for shoots and create some stars of our own as well.
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Not yet. Our goal is to have products ready for marketing by January for AVN - the annual porn convention here. We hope to attract some of the better known talent for shoots and create some stars of our own as well.
my faves, and this is going back maybe 10 years...Celeste, Christy Canyon, Niki Dial, Houston...Always liked Peter North's work too, that guy has a wadd!
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:39 PM   #28
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Need any more investors?!?!?!?!
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Not yet. Our goal is to have products ready for marketing by January for AVN - the annual porn convention here. We hope to attract some of the better known talent for shoots and create some stars of our own as well.
If you want to get some ideas/get the pulse of your audience... plus do some networking with not only fans but also industry people, including tons of directors, distributors, and performers, you should check out Adult DVD Talk. Seriously, gigantic porn forum. Check it out!
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my faves, and this is going back maybe 10 years...Celeste, Christy Canyon, Niki Dial, Houston...Always liked Peter North's work too, that guy has a wadd!
Heh. Certainly some quality stars...
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Old 10-08-2008, 08:55 PM   #31
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If you want to get some ideas/get the pulse of your audience... plus do some networking with not only fans but also industry people, including tons of directors, distributors, and performers, you should check out Adult DVD Talk. Seriously, gigantic porn forum. Check it out!
Cool. Thanks for the advice. A couple of my partners are pretty active in the industry already so they have a ton of contacts but you can never have too many. I'll certainly check it out...
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you don't need an existing star other than to draw people to your company maybe initially... porn whores come and go...

and the "industry" is not nearly as fun and exciting as it seems it would be. Dealing with ****ed up druggy talent, late roll calls.. just more drama and headaches that its worth... Definately not a glory job... Flaky chicks... just more ****ed up shit...
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my faves, and this is going back maybe 10 years...Celeste, Christy Canyon, Niki Dial, Houston...Always liked Peter North's work too, that guy has a wadd!
Nikki Dial was one of my favorites back in college. Fukkin hot
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Yeah. That's more along the lines of our business plan. Marketing is mostly what makes stars. We would like to cultivate our own eventually...
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