[The Prick]

so i lied, sue me....aint you never heard of the ol' bait and switch? false advertising girls, its the american way.....i know a buncha you goony turds bought some a that spray on hair from ron popeel or a fackin george foreman grill. reckon that proves my point on the advertising racket.

holy christ what a beatin i took last week. kinda felt like the multicolored tissue paper bull at a mezzican kids birthday....whack.....whack....WHACK. only insteada hemorhaging chiclets i spread 5 dimes all over the ground fer you buzzards ta rake up. last time i got violated that bad was from a big girl i dated from the DR......least she had big cans an wuz wearing a big ol' corset with much boobage spillin over the top (mebbe it was gut all squoze up but who cares). shoulda knew i made a poor consumer decision when the cat'o'nine started whistlin, but the extra $50 i paid her to stop was prolly a good choice.

feel kinda sorry fer my pal Hawker, unlucky bastage. pitches a shutout and scrapes up a little over a benjamin, i know what 5,000 can buy in Iowa, they got a group of corn-fed big ankle pasty hookers up that way. in case you braniacs aint quite figgered it out you might should think about payin me a little scratch to put some effort inta that MNF pick.....i prognosticate with feeling an it squeezes the prize pool down to nothin. i get paid the same either way so spread the wealth sez I, everybody knows what a benevolent geezer i am. bottomline, pay me off an itd be wothwhile, a brotha gotta make ends meet one way or another.

before i pay the bills im taking this opportunity to thank Mudder, DH, and the resta you nutty grundle-sniffers fer bringin down the heat on my poor white carcass. figgered i could sneak under the radar an not write dammit this week but all the clamor you tossers made got the boss right up my nose. white man always got his foot on the workin' mans neck....thanks boys, i owe ya big.

down to business, get yer notebooks out (them of ya that actually know how ta read and write, that is). this aint rocket science squares, watch a pro at work and settle in ta learn sumthin:

Mid Tenn St +5.5 Blue Raiders on the road are the play here boys. this Ark State team dont even know their name, and a week one win over the Ags dont come inta play 'cept in makin this number to low. Mid Tenn has played a coupla quality teams down to the wire, and has covered 6 of their last 7 against the Red Wolves or whoever they used ta be. ignore the stats, Mid Tenn roles outta Jonesboro with a Dubbya, or at least a cover.

Tulane -6.5 this Green Wave team got balls make no mistake about that. played 'Bama tough enough in T-Town and had a good shot at ECU in the Big Easy. the defense brings the wood, stops the run, and forces turnovers. the offense is efficient and stays within the game plan. La-Monroe is gonna get took behind the woodshed, make no mistake. Tulane got reasons to be cranky and a team good enough to cover this nut easy.

Utah -8 kinda breaks my heart to lay points against AF, the Falcons are one of my faves. great team concept, stay within their strengths, whole is greater than the sum of the parts yadda yadda yadda.....but this is bizness. was on the wrong side of this one last year when Utah pounded AFA.....and the year before.....and the year before.....repeat ad nauseaum. Falcons are great at what they do, and cover the games they're sposed to against lesser opponents but Utah is in a whole 'nother class. id make my kid enroll in the Academy but im bettin my hooker-stash on the Utes.

all i got time for today, ya buncha fargin' mindless automatons. might actually cap MNF sometime if these come thru, otherwise contact me via PM ta get yer bid in on my selection. got me a credit card processor and all, im all entrepreneured up.

[Mudcat]

Wait a second. No Alba hootables?

D'OH!!

[Willie Bee]

At least Hawk5 got a c-note and a pat on the back for his 5-pointer last week. Mr. Penis gave me neither for my 4-0 mark, no doubt the one moment of glory I'll have in this year's contest. Notice how Prick ain't crowing about another double-throwdown lock on the Lions this week.

[bmw530i]

The prick, hahah...great thread title. He would be great on a Vegas sports channel bit....Wille Bee nice 4-0!

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by The Prick

in case you braniacs aint quite figgered it out you might should think about payin me a little scratch to put some effort inta that MNF pick.....i prognosticate with feeling an it squeezes the prize pool down to nothin. i get paid the same either way so spread the wealth sez I, everybody knows what a benevolent geezer i am. bottomline, pay me off an itd be wothwhile, a brotha gotta make ends meet one way or another.

Prick working an angle. I respect that.

[The Prick]

dammit WB, ya grumpy ol drunk, sounds like you need a hug.....congrats on yer perfect week and all the dough ya won. but fer the love of all things holy dont be like one of them overpaid disco-dancing turds that goes apeshit after scoring a td. act like ya belong there

[VBOMBER]

Even I got free money last week Prick...man you must really suck!!!

[jackpot269]

Originally Posted by The Prick

so i lied, sue me....aint you never heard of the ol' bait and switch? false advertising girls, its the american way.....i know a buncha you goony turds bought some a that spray on hair from ron popeel or a fackin george foreman grill. reckon that proves my point on the advertising racket.

holy christ what a beatin i took last week. kinda felt like the multicolored tissue paper bull at a mezzican kids birthday....whack.....whack....WHACK. only insteada hemorhaging chiclets i spread 5 dimes all over the ground fer you buzzards ta rake up. last time i got violated that bad was from a big girl i dated from the DR......least she had big cans an wuz wearing a big ol' corset with much boobage spillin over the top (mebbe it was gut all squoze up but who cares). shoulda knew i made a poor consumer decision when the cat'o'nine started whistlin, but the extra $50 i paid her to stop was prolly a good choice.

feel kinda sorry fer my pal Hawker, unlucky bastage. pitches a shutout and scrapes up a little over a benjamin, i know what 5,000 can buy in Iowa, they got a group of corn-fed big ankle pasty hookers up that way. in case you braniacs aint quite figgered it out you might should think about payin me a little scratch to put some effort inta that MNF pick.....i prognosticate with feeling an it squeezes the prize pool down to nothin. i get paid the same either way so spread the wealth sez I, everybody knows what a benevolent geezer i am. bottomline, pay me off an itd be wothwhile, a brotha gotta make ends meet one way or another.

before i pay the bills im taking this opportunity to thank Mudder, DH, and the resta you nutty grundle-sniffers fer bringin down the heat on my poor white carcass. figgered i could sneak under the radar an not write dammit this week but all the clamor you tossers made got the boss right up my nose. white man always got his foot on the workin' mans neck....thanks boys, i owe ya big.

down to business, get yer notebooks out (them of ya that actually know how ta read and write, that is). this aint rocket science squares, watch a pro at work and settle in ta learn sumthin:

Mid Tenn St +5.5 Blue Raiders on the road are the play here boys. this Ark State team dont even know their name, and a week one win over the Ags dont come inta play 'cept in makin this number to low. Mid Tenn has played a coupla quality teams down to the wire, and has covered 6 of their last 7 against the Red Wolves or whoever they used ta be. ignore the stats, Mid Tenn roles outta Jonesboro with a Dubbya, or at least a cover.

Tulane -6.5 this Green Wave team got balls make no mistake about that. played 'Bama tough enough in T-Town and had a good shot at ECU in the Big Easy. the defense brings the wood, stops the run, and forces turnovers. the offense is efficient and stays within the game plan. La-Monroe is gonna get took behind the woodshed, make no mistake. Tulane got reasons to be cranky and a team good enough to cover this nut easy.

Utah -8 kinda breaks my heart to lay points against AF, the Falcons are one of my faves. great team concept, stay within their strengths, whole is greater than the sum of the parts yadda yadda yadda.....but this is bizness. was on the wrong side of this one last year when Utah pounded AFA.....and the year before.....and the year before.....repeat ad nauseaum. Falcons are great at what they do, and cover the games they're sposed to against lesser opponents but Utah is in a whole 'nother class. id make my kid enroll in the Academy but im bettin my hooker-stash on the Utes.

all i got time for today, ya buncha fargin' mindless automatons. might actually cap MNF sometime if these come thru, otherwise contact me via PM ta get yer bid in on my selection. got me a credit card processor and all, im all entrepreneured up.

If it sounds to good to be true it probably is!!!!!!!!

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by VBOMBER

Even I got free money last week Prick...man you must really suck!!!

fix has been in vbomb, don king production. whole new deal this week, no contractual performance mandates or management pre-approval of content.

[The Prick]

dear contestants,

i am writing to sincerely wish you all the best of luck with your selections this week. thanks, in advance, for your efforts.

best regards,

the prick

[XFactor09]

Son of a bitch, well played...

[bigboydan]

Originally Posted by The Prick

dear contestants,

i am writing to sincerely wish you all the best of luck with your selections this week. thanks, in advance, for your efforts.

best regards,

the prick

Are you turning soft Prick?

[Poker_Beast]

Seems like he is showing his nice side.

Prick you are a PUSSY!!!

[St.Aquinas]

No Alba!

[Mudcat]

Originally Posted by The Prick

dear contestants,

i am writing to sincerely wish you all the best of luck with your selections this week. thanks, in advance, for your efforts.

best regards,

the prick

Diabolical bastard!

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by Poker_Beast

Seems like he is showing his nice side.

Prick you are a PUSSY!!!

beast, ya big ol hillbilly sumo wrassler, if i wanted any crap from you id squeeze yer head. i got yer nice side hangin