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Old 09-12-08, 03:48 PM   #1
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Default Funny JJGOLD greyhound story

Was with JJ back around 2003-4 or thereabouts and we hit up Sarasota Kennel Club.

Were having a good time and picking up a few bucks, but nothing to write home about. I think I was up a couple hundred and JJ just a few bucks.

Anyways, we come to the 8th race and this race is a complete toss-up, at least by looking at the toteboard 3 minutes before post........like every dog was less than 10-1 odds(8 dogs in the race). Out of the blue, JJ turns to me and says to me in that JJ voice you have all come to know "Fish, watch this, I'm betting the #1 dog to win for $3,000, watch the toteboard!" I'm like "huh"........and then " ". This dog was the third favorite at the time at 7-2. I walk with JJ to the counter(with my beer in hand) and watch JJ put his bet in..........all hell breaks loose and 4 suits come over to approve the bet..........then we are literally running back to our seats in the clubhouse(we had front row compliments of his dad) and as were doing so, two security guards and and this matridee jump on our case becuase I was not to take beer out of the clubhouse and they actually threaten to throw us out on the spot. JJ quickly shows him his betting ticket and all is well. Meanwhile, I'm really pissed at these jackasses, all the while peeking at the tote. The next change, the #1 dog goes from 7-2 to 1-5.......LOL!!!.....JJ is having a ball and surprisingly not even sweating this......think about it, he has like 3000 to win 600 on this freaking dog he knows nothing about.

Well, to make a long story short, unbelievably this dog went wire to wire for the win......not even a sweat really.

I'm like having a blast watching this unfold..........JJ is then acting like he owns the joint.

Ok, now we make our way back down to collect.......and in the excitement, I forget to leave my beer as was told and take it out of the clubhouse again. JJ cashes and on the way back this queer matridee is practically assaulting me and grabbing me throwing me out of the joint!!!

Just then, here comes JJGOLDS father out of nowhere to save the day. You see, Golds dad has probably put more cash through the Sarasota Club than anyone in its long history.........the matridee was scared shitless after Mr. Gold layed the law down to him.

WHAT A DAY AT THE TRACK..........PROBABLY MY MOST MEMORABLE OF ANY IN ALL THE TIMES I'VE VISITED A DOG, THOUROUGBRED, OR HARNESS TRACK........I SURE DON'T KNOW WHAT WOULD TOP IT.

Thought you all would enjoy that, I'm sure JJ can add more to what happened, as I was actually half smashed at the time.

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Old 09-12-08, 03:50 PM   #2
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JJ a video on winning at the greyhound track would be very educational for SBR.
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Old 09-12-08, 03:53 PM   #3
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Old 09-12-08, 03:56 PM   #4
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He just picks numbers.......he claims it's just a "numbers" game.

He will tell ya.
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Old 09-12-08, 03:57 PM   #5
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JJ has not left the state of New Jersey since 1984, well that what the probationary clause says
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Old 09-12-08, 03:59 PM   #6
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JJ has not left the state of New Jersey since 1984, well that what the probationary clause says
He apparrently gets out on a few occassions.

His parents own a bungalow in Bradenton, close to Sarasota.

His parents were nice enough to invite me over for a nice Italian feast.......good stuff.
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Old 09-12-08, 04:01 PM   #7
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don't you mean a nice kosher meal, fishhead?
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Old 09-12-08, 04:04 PM   #8
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don't you mean a nice kosher meal, fishhead?


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Old 09-12-08, 04:21 PM   #9
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He talked Nicky out of the NHL All-Star game, one of his comments was he never met or meets other posters.
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Old 09-12-08, 04:26 PM   #10
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He talked Nicky out of the NHL All-Star game, one of his comments was he never met or meets other posters.
I'm sure he doesn't.......I've known JJ before the phrase "posters" was even acknowledged.....even though we were both "posters" when we first were introduced to each other on the old AOL message boards. I became a poster at TheRX in 1999.......and JJ around the sametime.

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Old 09-12-08, 04:37 PM   #11
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JJ is the man...chairman of the board!
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Old 09-12-08, 05:00 PM   #12
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Fish that is when I had money, a LOT has changed since then. I have had many ups and downs but mainly downs. Horses are a numbers game.
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Old 09-12-08, 05:02 PM   #13
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i would like to see pic of JJ in 1999 when he made 700k on AOL overnight only to lose it all on eToys 7 months later. are they available anywhere or did they go down when the RX crashed (twice)
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Old 09-12-08, 06:04 PM   #14
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Did JJ have his hair than?
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Old 09-12-08, 08:54 PM   #15
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J,, you still own that fur coat?

That thing was awesome!
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Old 09-13-08, 10:27 AM   #16
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if that story is true, jj you are my new hero! holy shit what balls.
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Old 05-28-09, 10:10 AM   #17
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if that story is true, jj you are my new hero! holy shit what balls.

....all true!

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Old 05-28-09, 10:16 AM   #18
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I wish we could get JJ's dad to start posting and making videos here..... we've seen a picture of his nephew/son.... now I wanna see his dad
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Old 05-28-09, 10:27 AM   #19
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Fishhead did meet my father

Only one ever to meet him


Back later
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Old 05-28-09, 10:50 AM   #20
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His mom cooked me one helluva meal also..........and there was no deli meats served.

All choice cuts
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Old 05-28-09, 11:04 AM   #21
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His mom cooked me one helluva meal also..........and there was no deli meats served.

All choice cuts
Cole cuts, oriole cookies, gabagool, copacolla of sorts, mounds bars, rigot, manigot, spicy cheeses, etc
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Old 05-28-09, 11:24 AM   #22
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lol I am not a horses bettor but why would managers have to come approve his 3 dime bet? There are no fixed odds, what are they worried about?
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reminds me of the time I almost got chucked at the racetrack for filming video for sbr.....
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I think i'll post from the track tomorrow morning, that was a fun day
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Never saw this video
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