**rimshot for Willie**
I'm not doing anything I would describe as special but I thought I might take this opportunity to share a Valentines-related quote from John Waters which might kick-start that romantic spirit for people:
"Now Valentine's Day, the only thing I ever used to do was send a gift-wrapped chicken heart from a butcher to people I was in love with. Most of the kind of people who I would have crushes on take it the right way. And it's not that big - a chicken heart is little . . . I mail it overnight delivery - I don't mail it fourth-class book rate. But FedExing might be trouble, because they'll have dogs sniff it. I haven't done it since 9/11. I'm not sure if it's riskier since 9/11 to send animal parts to people as a token of your love."
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Help me. I am trapped on the roof by a plastic bag stuck on a shingle that is flapping in a threatening way.
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