Originally posted on 10/21/2009:
Why don't you lure him to a secluded area, hit him over the head with a brick, tie him up, when he wakes up start cursing at him, build a small fire and dance around it like a wild indian, piss on him, taunt him, shit on his leg, bite his ear off, stick him with a hot poker, brand him like a cow, piss on him again, make him eat tuna fish that you had stuck in your ass, then shoot him.
I forgot before you shoot him, give him an enima, wait until he poops. With a rubber glove, paint his face with his own feces like a tribal warrior, then dance around the fire yelling war chants. Then shoot him.
That or just pay up.
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