[Tomato]

My friend, why won't you ever learn?
-EV bets are absurd
To build a bankroll you must understand
A marathon not a sprint, and you'll end up grand

Parlays are nothing but sucker bets
The scenarios and payouts make it so the book always nets
Yet you went ahead and made 7 teamer
When the answer to your problems was simply Frank Beamer

You see, the Hokies, they are "the play"
Reading percentages is what Tomato does all day
Whenever the public is on the dog
You take the other side, posting it in your log

The public picks nothing but favorites
Read up on events, as the NFL has been causing fits
To bookmakers that is, favorites hitting at an unprecedented pace
It's a shame, these gamblers, who think it's a race

They'll give all their money back, making stupid bets
Such as your 7 teamer, going further in debts
Why oh why don't you express money management
These picks, they'll make you alcohol dependent

Sammy, you're young like I was one day
But then this Tomato was old and grey
He needed a cane, for walking was tough
But betting on VT, that was enough

Every time the public thinks "that's too many points"
They fall into the trap, to see their team disappoint
For look no further than Idaho last week
15 points! To a team at their peak

The trap was set from the bookmakers shop
Justin7, Dr Bob, even went on to swap
Their money that is, to their local bookie
"Give me Idaho +15", what a rookie!

Tomato sat and saw the rout
Thinking "Man, this one was no doubt"
My friend, be patient, make bets with some work
Then maybe we won't see you working your job as a clerk

[kmarinouofm]

and goodnight to all and to all goodnight