your last name stays put.the garage is all yours.you can never be pregnant.you can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.you can wear NO shirt to a water park. car mechanics tell you the truth.
you never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is too icky.you don't have to think of
which way to turn a nut on a bolt.wrinkles and character.wedding dress- $5,000.tux rental-$100.the occasional
well-rendered belch is practically expected.newshoes don't cut,blister,or, mangle your feet.
phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.you know stuff about tanks.a 5 day vacation requires only one
suitcase.you can open all your own jars.you get extra credit for theslightest act of thougtfulness,he or she can
still be your friend.
your underwear is $8.95 for a 3-pack.3 pairs of shoes is more than enough.you almost never have strap problems
in public. youare unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.everything on your face stays its oroginal color.the same
hairstyle lasts for years,maybe decades. you only have to shave your face and neck.
you can play with toys all your life.your belly usually hides your big hips.one wallet and one pair of shoes-- one
color for all seasons. you can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.you can 'do' your nails with a pocketknife.
you have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
you can do christmas shopping for 20 relatives on december 24th in 20 minutes.
no wonder men are happier.
HAPPY FATHERS DAY!!!!!!
and thanks to the COAlition newsletter for this contribution.(Millis MA council on aging)