[opie1988]

then i suppose my kids are going to hell because they believe in santa claus and the easter bunny?
i'm pretty sure every single one of us at one point in our life believed in a fictional character

Don't worry about this guy, Mikey. He posts things like that after having just gotten off a double shift tending bar at a little dive in San Fran. This isn't the future he saw for himself, but it is what it is.

When you combine his low wage earnings with his bulbous, hobbit-shaped head........well, let's just say your chances for getting laid aren't looking very promising.

All of this adds up to a guy that's simply beaten down by life. We should really pity the poor bastard. I know I do.