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Old 11-22-08, 01:50 AM   #1
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This is not going to be easy. But, be here, or be left behind.

Just stay tuned to this site and this thread.

Added: 4:12pm cst Nov 22, 2008: The odds of hitting this is like 1 in 32 according to my calculations. This is not a lock! It is a gamble.

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Old 11-22-08, 02:35 AM   #2
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I'll be here, turning 10 into 216...
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Old 11-22-08, 02:41 AM   #3
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I'll be here, turning 10 into 216...
not if you're tailing this clown you won't be
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Old 11-22-08, 04:52 AM   #4
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In...ready to turn $100 into the original $100 I had via post-game wagers.
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Today is just one day among many.

On to Tomorrow.
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Old 11-22-08, 06:15 AM   #5
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Does he think these teasers are cool? Unreal.
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Old 11-22-08, 08:46 AM   #6
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Does he think these teasers are cool? Unreal.
Dave, he's a marketing genius. . . You might not know, but Keystonekid works for Apple and leads the Green Marketing Team. They are responsible for Apple's 'Mac and PC' commercials.

Just saying the Keystonekid knows what he's doing.
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Old 11-22-08, 08:47 AM   #7
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Dave, he's a marketing genius. . . You might not know, but Keystonekid works for Apple and leads the Green Marketing Team. They are responsible for Apple's 'Mac and PC' commercials.

Just saying the Keystonekid knows what he's doing.
I need to hire him!
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Old 11-22-08, 09:47 AM   #8
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I need to hire him!
I've seen your picks. You can't afford him.
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Old 11-22-08, 10:06 AM   #9
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keystoner...hahahahahaha..dont ever..ever..think anyone follows you...YOU SUCK
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Old 11-22-08, 10:09 AM   #10
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with a record of 2-0, how could I not follow him, he's hitting 100% man.
lets get this money Keystoner
now go rub your crystal meth pipe and get that genie to give us some picks
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Old 11-22-08, 10:46 AM   #11
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Apple pays Keystonkid 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
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Old 11-22-08, 10:47 AM   #12
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Old 11-22-08, 10:47 AM   #13
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I am going to post a 3 team parlay: $100 to win $ 600.
Then, post a 2 team parlay: $600 to win $1,560.

Simple-Minded: Please do not even try and figure this out. Please start your own thread and post in there and not here.

Non-Simple minded: If you see anything I am missing, post it here. Get ready to put money in your pockets.
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Old 11-22-08, 10:48 AM   #14
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Keystonekid can divide by zero.
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Old 11-22-08, 10:52 AM   #15
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If you Google search "KeystoneKid gets a pick wrong" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Old 11-22-08, 10:55 AM   #16
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"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Keystonekid calls the pile of dead bookies in his front yard.
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Old 11-22-08, 11:26 AM   #17
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Here is what I am going to try and do. Today is Saturday, for the SMP's. For the Simple-Minded, SMP's is short for Simple-Minded Person's.

I am going to list the games I am looking at. The Parlays will include ATS and O/U's.

I will have the 3-team parlay posted, (1 hour before 10am pst games), at 12 noon est Sunday. Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds. The 3-team parlay will include 1 or more 11am mst games

I will have the 2-team parlay posted after the 1pm est games, at 12:30 pst. Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds.

Bottom line: 3 team parlay posted 12 noon est, (1 hour before 10am pst games). After those games, the 2 team parlay will be posted at 12:30 pm pst, (45 mins before 4:15 pm est games).

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Old 11-22-08, 11:51 AM   #18
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Games:

10am pst Tampa Bay @ Detroit total
1pm est Buffalo @ Kansas City total
1pm pst Oakland @ Denver spread
4pm est Washington @ Seattle spread & total
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Old 11-22-08, 11:53 AM   #19
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SMP? Wow.
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Old 11-22-08, 12:51 PM   #20
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Here is what I am going to try and do. Today is Saturday, for the SMP's. For the Simple-Minded, SMP's is short for Simple-Minded Person's.

I am going to list the games I am looking at. The Parlays will include ATS and O/U's.

I will have the 3-team parlay posted, (1 hour before 10am pst games), at 12 noon est Sunday. Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds. The 3-team parlay will include 1 or more 11am mst games

I will have the 2-team parlay posted after the 1pm est games, at 12:30 pst. Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds.

Bottom line: 3 team palay posted 12 noon est, (1 hour before 10am pst games). After those games, the 2 team parlay will be posted at 12:30 pm pst, (45 mins before 4:15 pm est games).
This is make or break Keystone.

Dont let your fans down.
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with a record of 2-0, how could I not follow him, he's hitting 100% man.
lets get this money Keystoner
now go rub your crystal meth pipe and get that genie to give us some picks



The best part is that he thinks he gets a lot of views because people are interested in his garbage picks.
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Old 11-22-08, 02:48 PM   #22
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What is the point of delaying your picks?
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Old 11-22-08, 03:01 PM   #23
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Here is what I am going to try and do. Today is Saturday, for the SMP's. For the Simple-Minded, SMP's is short for Simple-Minded Person's.

I am going to list the games I am looking at. The Parlays will include ATS and O/U's.

I will have the 3-team parlay posted, (1 hour before 10am pst games), at 12 noon est Sunday. Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds. The 3-team parlay will include 1 or more 11am mst games

I will have the 2-team parlay posted after the 1pm est games, at 12:30 pst. Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds.

Bottom line: 3 team palay posted 12 noon est, (1 hour before 10am pst games). After those games, the 2 team parlay will be posted at 12:30 pm pst, (45 mins before 4:15 pm est games).
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10am pst Tampa Bay @ Detroit total
1pm est Buffalo @ Kansas City total
1pm pst Oakland @ Denver spread
4pm est Washington @ Seattle spread & total
This just in, today is not Sunday
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Old 11-22-08, 03:16 PM   #24
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u just quoted him saying, "today is saturday".
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This is make or break Keystone.

Dont let your fans down.
I am going to give it my best shot.
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What is the point of delaying your picks?
Reason so late, I use the latest possible odds.
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Old 11-22-08, 04:15 PM   #27
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This just in, today is not Sunday
OMG
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Old 11-22-08, 04:26 PM   #28
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This is what I am going to do today Saturday. I am going to make a College play to see if I can win $100 bucks to use for tomorrow, Sunday. You should too. You do not have too, but what the hell. The game is Texas Tech at OK. (for the SMP's OK stands for OKLAHOMA).

NOTE: I ain't that good at NCAAF. (for the SMP's, NCAAF stands for: National-Collegiate-Athletic-Association-Football).

I will post my play here at 7pm est or 4pm pst. [SMP's]

At this point at 3:23pm cst I like OKee -7 and over 77. (SUBJECT TO CHANGE SMP'S)

Added: 3:30pm cst: The Red Raiders are just 4-10 ATS since 1993 as a road underdog between 3 1/2 and 7 points, while the Sooners are 12-4 ATS at home over the past three seasons.

Added: 3:53pm cst: Note to the SMP's (Simple-Minded Persons): This has nothing to do with the parlay picks tomorrow, Sunday. This NCAAF play is for entertainment purposes and not intended to be recorded as a pick. It is meaningless. I could care less about it. But, I do want to win it. If it loses, so what.

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Old 11-22-08, 04:43 PM   #29
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Preliminary prediction for games below.

Tampa Bay @ Detroit total
preliminary prediction - total 50 points WIN
current sportsbooks - total 42

Buffalo @ Kansas City total
preliminary prediction - total 51 points WIN
current sportsbooks - total 42-

Oakland @ Denver spread
preliminary prediction - Oakland by 1 WIN
current sportsbooks - Denver by 10

Washington @ Seattle spread & total
preliminary prediction - Seattle by 5 total 47 LOSS
current sportsbooks - Washington by 3 total 40

Subject to change.

Any comments SMP's? Do I need to simplify the above? These are not picks. I am looking into these games and the preliminary prediction is what I think the outcome might be. I am not saying that the outcome will be the preliminary prediction.

Any thoughts NSMP's?

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Preliminary prediction for games below.

Tampa Bay @ Detroit total
preliminary prediction - total 50 points
current sportsbooks - total 42

Buffalo @ Kansas City total
preliminary prediction - total 51 points
current sportsbooks - total 42-

Oakland @ Denver spread
preliminary prediction - Oakland by 1
current sportsbooks - Denver by 10

Washington @ Seattle spread & total
preliminary prediction - Seattle by 5 total 47
current sportsbooks - Washington by 3 total 40

Subject to change.

Any comments SMP's? Do I need to simplify the above? These are not picks. I am looking into these games and the preliminary prediction is what I think the outcome might be. I am not saying that the outcome will be the preliminary prediction.

Any thoughts NSMP's?

Just a question, does preliminary mean that if they hit they were locks and if they lose they were to not be considered?
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Just a question, does preliminary mean that if they hit they were locks and if they lose they were to not be considered?
These are not picks. I am looking into these games and the preliminary prediction is what I think the outcome might be. I am not saying that the outcome will be the preliminary prediction.

The picks will be as follows: "3 team parlay posted 12 noon est, (1 hour before 10am pst games). After those games, the 2 team parlay will be posted at 12:30 pm pst, (45 mins before 4:15 pm est games)."

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5:16pm cst: here is my play for NCAAF tonight:
$40 Texas Tech +7 over 77 to win $ 102.77

Good Luck.
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Old 11-22-08, 10:56 PM   #33
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5:16pm cst: here is my play for NCAAF tonight:
$40 Texas Tech +7 over 77 to win $ 102.77

Good Luck.
Added: 9:57pm cst: Loser
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Added: 9:57pm cst: Loser
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What is your point? You like people on SBR to lose?
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