[Limey]

Not betting every game - my bets are elsewhere on the forum - but just for fun as usual:

Tennessee -3 over San Diego - LOST
Yeah, yeah... I'm so, like, whatevahhhh

Green Bay -14 over Seattle
Pitiful Seahawks pass defense means Packers can choose the scoreline

Cleveland -3 over Oakland
Boring battle at the bottom of the barrel. "Browns" begins with 'B', so they have the edge.

Cincinnatti -13.5 over Kansas City
Larry Johnson hands KC playbook to Marvin Lewis, who finds it to be written in crayon by a six-year-old.

Buffalo +9 over Atlanta
A buffalo would easily be able to trample on a falcon. Don't overthink this handicapping lark!

Miami -3 over Houston
Manly Miami beat up on the NFL's most disappointed team.

Carolina +8 over NYG
I still get goosebumps recalling the Panthers calling running plays on 3rd and 10+ twice versus the Jets and making first downs. They just need to run in their old footprints, like in 'Good King Wenceslas'.

New Orleans -14 over Tampa Bay
38-7 in previous meeting, and Tampa Bay will be distracted by counting their airmiles after visiting Seattle last weekend.

New England -9 over Jacksonville
Seems quite a big spread, but Patriots apparently have indian sign over Jaguars and now have Fred Taylor's inside info.

Pittsburgh -3 over Baltimore
Call me a conspiracy theorist, but I think the zebras will win this for the Steelers one way or another.

Denver +7 over Philadelphia
Just too many points in a game I genuinely feel could go either way.

St Louis +15 @ Arizona
I have a pathological inability to support any NFL team giving up 15 points.

Detroit +14 over San Francisco
49ers are a team still searching for their identity. Current appearance as a decent team is about as convincing as one of Hannibal's disguises in 'The A Team'.

Indianapolis -4 over NY Jets
Buddy Ryan soundtrack for the day: 'Tears of a Clown'.

Dallas -7 over Washington
Only thing stopping Redskins "mailing it in" is the fact that they are at home.

[2daBank]

Cincinnatti -13.5 over Kansas City
Larry Johnson hands KC playbook to Marvin Lewis, who finds it to be written in crayon by a six-year-old.

[LLXC]

Cincinnatti -13.5 over Kansas City
Larry Johnson hands KC playbook to Marvin Lewis, who finds it to be written in crayon by a six-year-old.

g1 Limey.

[LLXC]

Cleveland -3 over Oakland
Boring battle at the bottom of the barrel. "Browns" begins with 'B', so they have the edge.

We've seen bad teams result in good games though. This one, with the Raiders, highly unlikely.