[nobs]

Ok, I know not everyone on SBR is a degenerate, only about 99.9% of you.

Way too many posters were way too happy to hear about the $50 match plays in the SBRstore. LOL Why dont you just tattoo DEGENERATE across your forheads ?

Well, anyway I know there is a natural Douchebaggery to my personality. Thats what my wife told me anyhow when she filed for divorce, kickedme out of the house and starting boning my brother. So I guess its true.

So here, in an effort to attone for my assholeness I will post some locks for you degenerate losers to bet on. When I say LOCK, I mean LOCK. That means these plays are going to win. These are not the same as railturds LOCKS that went something like 3-12 in week 2.

So anyways boys, run down to the plasma center and make a donation. Take the $75 or whatever they pay and deposit in some good book. Then keep doubling up on these locks. That way, come Christmas time you will have a nice little roll to buy your boyfriends a good present with.

These LOCKS will be teasers, pleasers, team totals, props. Whatever. There are things to bet on other than the big nationally televised game of the week, square.

But they will all be honest plays currently available at thegreek.com and they will all be -130 juice or lower. They will all win, they are LOCKS.

I will post the first LOCKS soon, have to give you losers time to get back from the blood bank.

[PeePee]

Not sure if you are serious or not but GL and def. keep an eye out.

[nobs]

Ok girls,

I am going to give you a shitload of locks here for this first week, after this week you losers are only getting 1 or 2 a week. I am only giving 5 or 6 this first week to shut you haters the fuk up. I am even going to give you haters a fair shot. I am going to put Cincinatti in all my teasers just so if it loses all my LOCKS lose.

Guess what haters, it isnt going to lose. No chance. South Florida isnt good enough to beat Cincy by double digits. No way. Forget it.

Here goes

LOCK #1

13 point 4 team teaser ties lose( all lines thegreek.com)

Cincinatti Bearcats + 11 1/2
Minnesota Gophers + 31 1/2
Washington Huskies + 20
San Jose State + 33

That is guaranteed money. There is no way any of those plays lose. I know you losers would rather make a guess on the Texas/Oklahoma game, so you can sit on your unemployed fat asses eating a free SBR Pizza and drinking a 59 cent can of beer that taste like piss while you watch to see if you guessed right.

Go ahead and do as you chose, after all I am sure you are used to losing by now. I bet you handle it pretty well, what with 20 years of practice and all. Anyways, there it is for you. The first LOCK in a thread that will include many LOCKS between now and Christmas.

No need to thank me. I dont even want to associate with you losers.

[Pap45murF]

What does free pizza and cheap beer have to do with anything? If I were 271-0 with my picks and sitting on a couch made of gold, chocolate, hookers, and 100 dollar bills, I'd still be eating free pizza and cheap beer.

Big parlays = fail city... 2 to 1 odds says the first LOCK of the post tanks. But your picks seem safe enough, teams that don't get blown out getting big underdog points. And Cinci is up by 3 in the 2nd. GL with the monster trucks, pushup competitions, and stuffed jeans.

How do you get 235 post with 0 points and a supposed hatred for posters?

[Smogs]

Looks like the first one will win easy, give us an NFL 'lock' dude, i'm venturing into teasers, set me on the straight and narrow

[yisman]

Is your wife a tranny or was she using a dildo?

And I'd love to know where you can get $75 for a plasma donation.

[BGboothA]

I like all 4 of those....never really bet the teasers though...seem like a tough return on investment...

[nobs]

Sorry Yisman, I wasnt really sure how much they paid for a plasma donation. If my estimate was too high, you might have to blow a couple guys on the way home to make up the difference. Im sure you wont mind.

[nobs]

LOCK #2 This one is from the NFL. I have to work extra hard to make it all NFL so you idiots have something to bet the balance on Sunday. I dont want that money just sitting in your account because you and I both know you will bet it on some stupid degenerate play and lose it all. You know you have all done it so many times.

LOCK #2

KC Chiefs + 20 1/2
Baltimore Ravens + 16
San Diego + 10 1/2
Pittsburgh - 1/2

risk 132.69 to win 102.07

[nobs]

Lock #3

2 team parlay

virginia - 3 1/2
virginia over 44 1/2

[nobs]

Lock # 4

baltimore ravens moneyline + 130

[cgars1]

Ok girls,

I am going to give you a shitload of locks here for this first week, after this week you losers are only getting 1 or 2 a week. I am only giving 5 or 6 this first week to shut you haters the fuk up. I am even going to give you haters a fair shot. I am going to put Cincinatti in all my teasers just so if it loses all my LOCKS lose.

Guess what haters, it isnt going to lose. No chance. South Florida isnt good enough to beat Cincy by double digits. No way. Forget it.

Here goes

LOCK #1

13 point 4 team teaser ties lose( all lines thegreek.com)

Cincinatti Bearcats + 11 1/2
Minnesota Gophers + 31 1/2
Washington Huskies + 20
San Jose State + 33

That is guaranteed money. There is no way any of those plays lose. I know you losers would rather make a guess on the Texas/Oklahoma game, so you can sit on your unemployed fat asses eating a free SBR Pizza and drinking a 59 cent can of beer that taste like piss while you watch to see if you guessed right.

Go ahead and do as you chose, after all I am sure you are used to losing by now. I bet you handle it pretty well, what with 20 years of practice and all. Anyways, there it is for you. The first LOCK in a thread that will include many LOCKS between now and Christmas.

No need to thank me. I dont even want to associate with you losers.

since i missed the cinci game for this play who would you substitute?

[nobs]

Central Florida + 27 1/2

Thats Good for sure


Good Luck Everyone

[chris440]

Has he lost one?

[stocker08]

Lock # 4

baltimore ravens moneyline + 130

Lock # 5

This is no lock

[yisman]

Lock #3 2 team parlay virginia - 3 1/2 virginia over 44 1/2

Has he lost one?

See quote.