NBA Scout: Bonnie-Jill Laflin

onlòóker · 06-13-2008, 06:49 PM

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Bonnie-Jill Laflin works as a scout for the Los Angeles Lakers and as the assistant general manager of the Lakers' developmental team, the Los Angeles D-Fenders.

The first female NBA scout, and currently the only one.

How would you like this to be scouting you?

Willie Bee · 06-13-2008, 07:03 PM

She needs a few sessions at Uncle Willie's Weekend Camp for Withered Women. What is she, something like 6-3, 82 pounds? Cute girl, but she needs to move away from the Amy Winehouse look a bit more for my tastes.

Who needs a beer?

onlòóker · 06-14-2008, 09:46 PM

I don't know Willie. But she could probably make me a Laker fan.

Francis Sollozzo · 06-14-2008, 09:59 PM

isnt she the one Jordan Farmar was tapping ?

onlòóker · 06-14-2008, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Francis Sollozzo

isnt she the one Jordan Farmar was tapping ?

Not sure, but I think she scouted Farmar. She use to be a Cowboy and 49er cheerleader.

SlickFazzer · 06-14-2008, 10:03 PM

Id let her scout my privates.

bigboydan · 06-14-2008, 10:20 PM

She can scout me any day.

chandler1981 · 06-14-2008, 10:59 PM

Willie Bee,

hopefully this on changed your mind. She is awesome!

louisvillekid · 06-15-2008, 12:39 AM

what magazine is that top photoshoot from? she looks smokin' in those pics, well actually she looks good in all of them.

Sean · 06-15-2008, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Willie Bee

She needs a few sessions at Uncle Willie's Weekend Camp for Withered Women. What is she, something like 6-3, 82 pounds? Cute girl, but she needs to move away from the Amy Winehouse look a bit more for my tastes.

Uncle Willie ... ain't there an ol' saying that goes sumpin like "the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat"? I wouldn't necessarily apply that advice to the rehab-reject-complete-fukkin-trainwreck that is Amy Winehouse ... but I think there's a few nibbles left on Bonnie-Jill. You might have to poke around a bit to find the sweet stuff, but I reckon it's in there somewhere.

Willie Bee · 06-15-2008, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by onlòóker

I don't know Willie. But she could probably make me a Laker fan.

Mere sex with a makeup queen could never get me to cheer the Lakers. Now, sex and the fact her daddy was loaded, that might do the trick.

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Originally Posted by sean

Uncle Willie ... ain't there an ol' saying that goes sumpin like "the nearer the bone the sweeter the meat"? I wouldn't necessarily apply that advice to the rehab-reject-complete-fukkin-trainwreck that is Amy Winehouse ... but I think there's a few nibbles left on Bonnie-Jill. You might have to poke around a bit to find the sweet stuff, but I reckon it's in there somewhere.

Yeah, I've heard that Sean and as far as pork ribs and t-bone steaks, I do believe it's true. I mean think about it: Do you have your butcher slice your ribeyes a half-inch thick or a full inch-plus?

When it comes to the female body, however, I prefer to go by the old adage that a wide body jet makes for a more comfortable ride.

Sean · 06-15-2008, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Willie Bee

Yeah, I've heard that Sean and as far as pork ribs and t-bone steaks, I do believe it's true. I mean think about it: Do you have your butcher slice your ribeyes a half-inch thick or a full inch-plus?

When it comes to the female body, however, I prefer to go by the old adage that a wide body jet makes for a more comfortable ride.

So this has really devolved into some sort of bizarre multiple choice question now, hasn't it?

Which of the following would you rather have:

ryanXL977 · 06-15-2008, 11:51 AM

i like fake tittites
id do her