[Grux]

Wow. How many reporters will be at this circus.

[will2survive]

You beat me to the punch.I can't wait.--------

My opinion:Tiger Woods has faced adversity,being African American,when he was young and in a predominantly Caucasian sport.Tiger has had an easy life until now as a professional.I say that he accepts it,admits mistake and takes it like a man.I want to see him in the Masters.TIGER IS GOLF. I'm caucasian and I'm happy for him that he proved to the world that African Americans were screwed over in the golf world and now he's the "HEAD HONCHO"

[Fishhead]

Where does RACE enter into this......for GAWDSAKES.

The man is an abusive cheater, whoremonger, and been lying for years and years and race enters this equation on the 3rd post????

[odusmykal]

You beat me to the punch.I can't wait.--------

My opinion:Tiger Woods has faced adversity,being African American,when he was young and in a predominantly Caucasian sport.Tiger has had an easy life until now as a professional.I say that he accepts it,admits mistake and takes it like a man.I want to see him in the Masters.TIGER IS GOLF. I'm caucasian and I'm happy for him that he proved to the world that African Americans were screwed over in the golf world and now he's the "HEAD HONCHO"

Who screwed them over?.

[Reload]

The Masters definitely wouldn't be the same without Tiger. Hope he will come back by then.

[whatsgood5]

Won;t be anything interesting, just him reading a statement and no questions.

[whatsgood5]

The Masters definitely wouldn't be the same without Tiger. Hope he will come back by then.

Certainly. I certainly won;t have any reason to watch if he doesn;t play

[pavyracer]

His every move will be tightly followed. He won't be able to stick his pee pee in a whore's love nest anymore. They have implanted an RFID chip in his pee pee to track this horny dog.

[whatsgood5]

His every move will be tightly followed. He won't be able to stick his pee pee in a whore's love nest anymore. They have implanted an RFID chip in his pee pee to track this horny dog.

[MartinBlank]

You beat me to the punch.I can't wait.--------

My opinion:Tiger Woods has faced adversity,being African American,when he was young and in a predominantly Caucasian sport.Tiger has had an easy life until now as a professional.I say that he accepts it,admits mistake and takes it like a man.I want to see him in the Masters.TIGER IS GOLF. I'm caucasian and I'm happy for him that he proved to the world that African Americans were screwed over in the golf world and now he's the "HEAD HONCHO"

I think this is Tiger posting here on SBR.

The join date is very close to the day of Tiger's troubles.

Welcome Tiger, I hope you fail as miserably as you failed as a husband and father.

Then again, your daddy was a cheatin' prick too.

[Powderguy]

[nobshine]

Once he is back on tour:

What will be the reaction of the fans?

Will every mistake be scrutinized?

Will she ever take him back? Once a dog, always a dog.

[whatsgood5]

I think this is Tiger posting here on SBR. The join date is very close to the day of Tiger's troubles. Welcome Tiger, I hope you fail as miserably as you failed as a husband and father. Then again, your daddy was a cheatin' prick too.

Nice detective work here.

[whatsgood5]

Once he is back on tour:

What will be the reaction of the fans?

Will every mistake be scrutinized?

Will she ever take him back? Once a dog, always a dog.

Don't know about the first two, but of course she'll take him back. They always do...

[nobshine]

Once he is back on tour:

What will be the reaction of the fans?

Will every mistake be scrutinized?

Will she ever take him back? Once a dog, always a dog.

How will he play after she installs the Club on his Club?

[SBR_John]

I seriously doubt Tiger will play well but the odds will reflect that. He could easily miss the cut at the Masters.

[H-BOMB]

Now we can all watch golf again

[tltaylor89]

Now we can all watch golf again

You took the words from my keyboard

[Richkas]

He's playing in the masters.

[Art Vandelay]

What an f'n JOKE! He is going to read a statement to his handpicked kissass reporter buddies and he will NOT take any questions! That's not a press conference. Just when you think he can't sink any lower, Tigger comes thru once again...

[whatsgood5]

What an f'n JOKE! He is going to read a statement to his handpicked kissass reporter buddies and he will NOT take any questions! That's not a press conference. Just when you think he can't sink any lower, Tigger comes thru once again...

Exactly my thoughts, very disapointing. You'd think his publicist or whoever he is paying a whole lot of money would tell him to go on Oprah or some shit. This whole thing has been handled terribly by him.

[Art Vandelay]

You beat me to the punch.I can't wait.--------

My opinion:Tiger Woods has faced adversity,being African American,when he was young and in a predominantly Caucasian sport.Tiger has had an easy life until now as a professional.I say that he accepts it,admits mistake and takes it like a man.I want to see him in the Masters.TIGER IS GOLF. I'm caucasian and I'm happy for him that he proved to the world that African Americans were screwed over in the golf world and now he's the "HEAD HONCHO"

Yea right, I'm SURE he'll "take it like a man" - this guy's been hiding under his bed for the last 3 months - what a pathetic display of a "man" in the way he's handled this whole fiasco. And by the way the only "screwing over" being done here is the half of the US female population that he's banged over the past 6-8 years.

[The Seer]

You beat me to the punch.I can't wait.--------

My opinion:Tiger Woods has faced adversity,being African American,when he was young and in a predominantly Caucasian sport.Tiger has had an easy life until now as a professional.I say that he accepts it,admits mistake and takes it like a man.I want to see him in the Masters.TIGER IS GOLF. I'm caucasian and I'm happy for him that he proved to the world that African Americans were screwed over in the golf world and now he's the "HEAD HONCHO"

cry me a river, by the way, golf was around long before Tiger and will be around after as well. Tiger is not golf. I doubt he can walk up to the tee box with the aire of invincibilty he had.

[jon13009]

Hope he comes back. THe current crop of golfers is zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..... .

[Grux]

I seriously doubt Tiger will play well but the odds will reflect that. He could easily miss the cut at the Masters.

If the odds are reasonable, I will defiantly back Tiger. Heck, he played well juggling 30 girls and a family.

[jetsjets1028]

tiger is an idiot

[DwightShrute]

top 10 things he will say Friday


#10. He will be attending the SBR bash in 2010


#9. He really is Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish



#8. Running for president in 2012



#7. Will be the new starting QB for the Raiders


#6. Changing his name to SUGAR DADDY


#5. I apologize to my wife and the pga


#4. I am all better now


#3. I will never play golf again


#2. I am replacing Simon on America Idol


#1. WHO DAT

[Tsonga]

looking forward to this...hopefully he is back.

[Skidcom]

He doesn't need to explain anything to anybody. Just play baby

[jjgold]

Tour needs him back or it will fold. Who cares what he does as long as he wins tourneys . No one cares about guys that cheat, it is being a man and every guy loves him now and lots of women love him now because he is not a robot. He is bigger than ever because of this but of course he still has to win.

[The General]

I just want Woods back on the course. I don't think he needs to do/say anything other than register and show up for the next tourney which he desires to play in. JMO.

[The General]

I went to bed around 2 AM, got up at 6 AM to watch Mike and Mike on ESPN for sports news and IT IS ALL ABOUT TIGER WOODS - same stuff over and over and over. You'd think it was Truman speaking about the attack on Pearl Harbor here. Nutz over a 5-7 min prepared speech. Anyone else think this is a bit overkill or just me? The man is human, a male with a penis I assume. Stuff happens (a lot).

[MUHerd37]

That was like watching the OJ Simpson white bronco chase.