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Old 12-09-2005, 04:12 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Maxifier Bomb Of The Year!!!!!!!
Am I crazy? AM I CRAZY??? YES I AM!!!!

I'm crazy about those senate members slapping a little puck in the nets! I'm crazy about those Ottawa people skating around the competition like a dad does with his 5 year-old!

You wanna make money? Just follow Uncle Maxy in his Quest for the offshore treasure!

OTTAWA -1.5 +195 (172 UNITS!!!!!)

Why you're asking? WHY? I got 4 words and multiple exclamation points for you: I AM CRA ZY!!!!

Kick your spouse out of the house! Say goodbye to your boss! Rob a bank and put all your money on this bet and live happily for the rest of your life!

Why should you trust me? Well, my record speaks for itself: I'm 114-0 in all my winning bets this season! Yes, you read that right: 114-0!!!! Each and everyone of my clients has made a fortune so far, thanks to me! Here are some testimonials:

"Thank you so much for turning me into a winner! I made so much money I can now afford both a new hair piece and a boiler!"

"Thanks to you I finally bought the car of my dreams: an almost brand new Buick LeSabre!"

"Hey crazy Max! You're the only one I wouldn't give 2-1 odds to hit 57%!"

These are just a few of the hundreds of love mail I've been getting from happy customers! You too could thank me by joining my new service at www.crazymaxturnedtout.com. Make sure you mention my name so I could get a $10 free play at my fav book.

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Old 12-09-2005, 04:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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172 units Max !!!... you are one crazy mofo Max


good luck brother, i'll be rooting for you bud
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Old 12-09-2005, 04:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Alright. First and last attempt at this character. I may have the day off today but this write-up took too much of my time, lol

Vancouver is 12-1-0 at home this season. Only loss to Colorado. Sens are 9-2-0 on the road, losing to Carolina (2-3) and Boston (0-3). 3 days rest for Ottawa, 4 for the Canucks. Hasek back in the net.

I would play Vancouver if they were more consistent. So why am I not playing them? Why you're asking? (Oh! shut up! lol) Despite their top home record, they're not playing to their expected level. Bertuzzi plays like someone who's afraid of hurting or being judged (!). Auld has been doing well in replacement of Cloutier. I simply expect the Senators to take a quick lead and the Canucks to play catch-up.

Not sure this will be the great game we should expect. If they would have played 2 months from now, it could have been the game of the year. Unfortunately, this is their only meeting this season.

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Old 12-09-2005, 04:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Thanks Dan! I might have forgotten a period after the 1 in 172

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Old 12-09-2005, 04:52 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Max, i happen to like the canucks in this game. but, you know my thinking when it comes to ottawa
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If you like the Canucks, there is very good value at +136. Worth a shot. Personally, I can't play against Ottawa. I've banged my head on the wall every PL win I didn't play them.

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Old 12-09-2005, 05:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
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OH MY GAWD that is ridiculous... hope you win it
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:08 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Damn Max, I almost moved this into the promos section. Good luck tonight.
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Old 12-09-2005, 05:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol Illusion! Just trying to scare ya

Thanks Pats!

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Old 12-09-2005, 08:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Do you really like ottawa?? let me know asap??
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Old 12-09-2005, 08:17 PM   #11 (permalink)
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you almost got me, i thought its imgv posting another lock!!!
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Old 12-09-2005, 08:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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you almost got me, i thought its imgv posting another lock!!!
have my bets won?? quarm?? please answer??
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Old 12-09-2005, 08:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Do you really like ottawa?? let me know asap??
Yes I do... but Dan likes Vancouver. And remember, I'm crazy, lol

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Old 12-09-2005, 09:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
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btw i nominate this for the SBR funniest post award
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Old 12-10-2005, 06:23 AM   #15 (permalink)
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WOW! Wow! I hope you were kiddin about the bet Max if not WoW
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Old 12-10-2005, 08:46 AM   #16 (permalink)
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*whistling nervously... this being saturday early morning, I'm sure there's no one around... maybe I could just edit my post and pick the winner... I could always pretend that they misread my post...*

Alright! Alright! So I lost it! Can't win with 13 penalties. Had to score a shorthanded goal just to keep it alive. Damn 'Nucks! Thought they would come out shaky and lose in the 1st. I got plenty more justifications if you wanna hear it

Happy, the amount of the wager was obviously a joke. Thought it was obvious. I did mention it 2-3 posts later to Dan (forgot the decimal point after 1). But I did put down one unit on the Sens PL.

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Old 12-10-2005, 08:55 AM   #17 (permalink)
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max i joined ya bud- I'm betting the senators again. They should
get back on track.i'm betting money line -140 2 units and -1.5 for 1 unit.
Well lets see what happens?? I know hardly anything about hockey but i did
stay at a holiday inn express last night
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Old 12-10-2005, 09:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Flames defense is tough at home. Playing the puck line, you might wish for an empty netter. The Sens didn't come out strong last night and were quite undisciplined. Let's hope for a better display in Calgary.

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