[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Sat 12/24 387 Nevada -2.5
05:30 PM 388 Central Florida +2.5
Nevada is The Prick's best bet

Sat 12/24 361 Buffalo Bills +14
10:00 AM 362 Cincinnati Bengals -14

Sat 12/24 363 Pittsburgh Steelers -7
10:00 AM 364 Cleveland Browns +7
The Prick has Pittsburgh

Sat 12/24 365 San Diego Chargers PK
10:00 AM 366 Kansas City Chiefs PK

Sat 12/24 367 Tennessee Titans +5.5
10:00 AM 368 Miami Dolphins -5.5

Sat 12/24 369 Jacksonville Jaguars -6
10:00 AM 370 Houston Texans +6

Sat 12/24 371 Detroit Lions +2.5
10:00 AM 372 New Orleans Saints -2.5

Sat 12/24 373 Dallas Cowboys +5
10:00 AM 374 Carolina Panthers -5

Sat 12/24 375 New York Giants +3
10:00 AM 376 Washington Redskins -3

Sat 12/24 377 Atlanta Falcons +3
10:00 AM 378 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3

Sat 12/24 379 San Francisco 49ers +9.5
10:00 AM 380 St Louis Rams -9.5

Sat 12/24 381 Philadelphia Eagles +1
01:05 PM 382 Arizona Cardinals -1

Sat 12/24 383 Indianapolis Colts +8.5
01:15 PM 384 Seattle Seahawks -8.5

Sat 12/24 385 Oakland Raiders +13
01:15 PM 386 Denver Broncos -13

Sun 12/25 389 Chicago Bears -6.5
02:00 PM 390 Green Bay Packers +6.5
The Prick has Chicago

Sun 12/25 391 Minnesota Vikings +3
05:35 PM 392 Baltimore Ravens -3

[Illusion]

Week 16 lines are up.

[The Prick]

Well, boys, this thing is finally winding down, and not soon enough for da Prick. Got two more shots at a little CRIS bread to get me through a long dry spell 'til football comes back, or at least until these knuckleheads at SBR braniac up another contest. Gotta say i kinda hoped to line my pockets a little fatter with CRIS cash, but i guess i shoulda turned out a few stronger picks.....still, for the amount of effort i put in, i can't bitch about the return. This gig is still hosted by SBR, still honcho-ed by Illusion, and CRIS still splits my paycheck up between all you stiffs who beat me. On to the Prick's Picks:
Nevada -2.5 BEST BET Damn, it's nice to have a college game back on the board. Anybody who thinks the NFL ain't rigged has a rotten punkin sittin' on their shoulders. I shat myself so hard watching the NFL give the Pack a game at home against the Lions two weeks ago that my ears are still ringin'. Give da Prick the NCAA anyday when it comes to picking games. Nevada covers, da Prick is on the board, and I collect in time to hit Walmart to do some last minute shopping.
Pittsburgh -7 Man, i still ain't picked a game the Steelers were playing in right this year.....but this one looks to good to be true. They ain't going anywhere, but they cover this nut without too much hair-pullin'. What kinda prognosticator could call a team wrong all season long? Law of averages trumps "the Curse of da Prick", and i'm sitting at 2-0 for the week.
Chicago -6.5 Looks like ol' Illusion found religion...no picking games on Christmas Day? I figured I'd give you squares a break and take the current CRIS line instead of the opener. Sure, old ass Brett owns da Bears, even more so at home. Throw all that out, these ain't yer daddies Packers. You could HEAR them quit on MNF this week, and they get a serious beating at home next week on national TV. If we're lucky that'll convince #4 to finally hang 'em up. Maybe Ill thought he was doing me a favor leaving this one off the board? Guess i'll pass the favor along to you boys, call it an early Christmas gift.

[juuso]

Carolina Panthers -5 (Best Bet)
San Francisco 49ers +9.5
Seattle Seahawks -8.5

[picantel]

San Francisco 49ers +9.5 BB
Indianapolis Colts +8.5
Philadelphia Eagles +1

[the boss]

Eagles +1
Dallas +5
San Fran +9.5 bb

[MAB]

Seattle Seahawks -8.5 (Best Bet)
Carolina Panthers -5
St Louis Rams -9.5

[aceking]

BB Washington Redskins -3

Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3

Arizona Cardinals PK

[Todd]

Colts +8.5
San Diego pk Best Bet
Atlanta +3

[pags11]

Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3 (BB)
Kansas City Chiefs PK
Washington Redskins -3

[begolf25]

Philly +1 BB
San Fran +9.5
Denver -13

[Aces]

Colts +8 1/2 Best Bet
Falcons +3
Washington -3

[Razz]

Redskins -3 Best Bet
Chiefs pk
Aints -2.5

[HAPPY BOY]

BB= kc pick
phily +1
s.f. +9.5