[The Prick]

boys this’ll be the last chance I got to lay some knowledge on yer asses for awhile. apparently my credit aint quite as good as it once was, i’m blamin the global recession and so forth. as a result im getting cut-off by my local an he says Guido is on the way over to hold onta my laptop, plasma tv, and my autographed black velvet Elvis paintin til I come up with some sorta installment plan. I aint mad at him so much, things is rough all over an I already got my stimulus package request filed with the proper authorities. if the feds wanna throw a buncha money at shitty car makers they prolly shouldn’t have no beef throwin a coupla dollars at a shitty sports bettor right?

Bookies all over town are cryin the blues after this weekend. them boys cleaned up the first three weeks or so, knockin down sharps an squares both. squares took some back Sunday. got a feelin I know which side of the counter I wanna be on to make dough tho, 11 beats 10 most every time in the long run. None of the bookie types are graduates of the Wharton School of Business, but they still understand ya gotta prime the pump. Players cleanin up on MNF almost always means they get smoked the next weekend.

BetPhoenix is this weeks sponsor, an these guys are gonna be huge before they’re run is over. The big boys got deep pockets, an they aint afraid to invest in the future of their business. This shop gets 4 outta 5 jalapenos on the Prick rating scale, if you aint broke already fund an account an give ‘em a test drive.

Down to business boys, I got a big stack of bills to pay an a small stack of dough ta do it with. Close last week, but dear sweet baby Jesus them Raiders are abso-fackin-lootly atrocious. Im getting paid Monday, and that means about 503 of you are gonna waste time even enterin. Prolly most of ya got nothing better to do anyhow so i cant blame ya for takin a shot.

Huskers -3 christ we’re already inta bigtime conference play in NCAA foots? Seems like only yesterday they was teein up the first ball….Pelini an them black shirts aint forgot how they opened Big 12 play last year, this Mizzou team tore off their arms and clubbed em brutal. The VaTech loss is broke their road cherry an is lookin better as the Hokies get some love from the polls. Long break fer the Tigers don’t make ‘em no better an the pasty farm folks watchin from home got plenty ta cheer about.

Auburn -3 talk about under-rated, these tigers or plainsmen or eagles or happy wanderers or whatever they call themselves today are 5-0. quality win in there an cant even sniff the top 10? Anybody thinks the SEC aint the best there is in college ball needs some substance abuse counseling. Hogs get up an down the field, and the scoreboard is gonna blink more than a Japanese pinball machine but them war-damn eagles head home 6-0 an that -3 aint big enough.

Tide – 5.5 the love-fest surroundin this Reb team ends Saturday around 6pm. Yeah this Nutt guy is a crafty bastage, but they ain beat played a strong team yet, and they damn sure ain beat even a average team. Bama D will miss Hightower again, but good lord they are still scary. nobody takes care of the ball like the Tide an w/out turnovers there aint a prayer of Miss coverin this #. Besides, what kinda home field advantage can ya really have if yer building is named after a drunk-ass novelist?

Broncos +3.5 Easy call here, homedog plus the points. No doubt Denver got no business at 4-0, but that’s why they play them games. Pretty sure they cost a buncha you shit-sticks money against the Girls last week. Pats go on the road after a tough win at home, Broncos aint been out of town in two weeks. Should be worth watchin, specially since I’ll already be ¾ of the way to my 5K pay.

Guido’s here, gotta get paid or im writin from the public library next week. They don’t much like me sittin around in my boxers smoking a fatty and sippin Bushmills, so pray for me lads.

[SBR Lou]

Ugly pick on the Broncos, rest look okay.

[Bread]

Is English your first language?

[pavyracer]

Could luck Prick. Thanks for plagiarising my plays.

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by CrazyLou

Ugly pick on the Broncos, rest look okay.

fackin loubert judgin my picks, oh the irony! glad you approve there chalky

[billmunny]

The Prick going 4-0 is a LOCK!!!!!!11!1!!!!11

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by Bread

Is English your first language?

nah, karl, bahamian is my first language mon. aint you got some work to do or something constructive besides bustin my nuts?

[Willie Bee]

Well if nothing else, the 4-0 winners will be getting paid. I was wanting to make that Auburn pick myself, meaning it's a sure-fire loser. Thanks for leaving my Texas A&M fade for me again Mr. Penis.

[THEGREAT30]

I can see 4-0 or 3-1 easily. Good picks Prick.

[THEGREAT30]

Originally Posted by THEGREAT30

I can see 4-0 or 3-1 easily. Good picks Prick.

Alabama covering is iffy. The only reason people will question the Denver pick is due to name recognition.

[THEGREAT30]

Originally Posted by The Prick

boys this’ll be the last chance I got to lay some knowledge on yer asses for awhile. apparently my credit aint quite as good as it once was, i’m blamin the global recession and so forth. as a result im getting cut-off by my local an he says Guido is on the way over to hold onta my laptop, plasma tv, and my autographed black velvet Elvis paintin til I come up with some sorta installment plan. I aint mad at him so much, things is rough all over an I already got my stimulus package request filed with the proper authorities. if the feds wanna throw a buncha money at shitty car makers they prolly shouldn’t have no beef throwin a coupla dollars at a shitty sports bettor right?

Bookies all over town are cryin the blues after this weekend. them boys cleaned up the first three weeks or so, knockin down sharps an squares both. squares took some back Sunday. got a feelin I know which side of the counter I wanna be on to make dough tho, 11 beats 10 most every time in the long run. None of the bookie types are graduates of the Wharton School of Business, but they still understand ya gotta prime the pump. Players cleanin up on MNF almost always means they get smoked the next weekend.

BetPhoenix is this weeks sponsor, an these guys are gonna be huge before they’re run is over. The big boys got deep pockets, an they aint afraid to invest in the future of their business. This shop gets 4 outta 5 jalapenos on the Prick rating scale, if you aint broke already fund an account an give ‘em a test drive.

Down to business boys, I got a big stack of bills to pay an a small stack of dough ta do it with. Close last week, but dear sweet baby Jesus them Raiders are abso-fackin-lootly atrocious. Im getting paid Monday, and that means about 503 of you are gonna waste time even enterin. Prolly most of ya got nothing better to do anyhow so i cant blame ya for takin a shot.

Huskers -3 christ we’re already inta bigtime conference play in NCAA foots? Seems like only yesterday they was teein up the first ball….Pelini an them black shirts aint forgot how they opened Big 12 play last year, this Mizzou team tore off their arms and clubbed em brutal. The VaTech loss is broke their road cherry an is lookin better as the Hokies get some love from the polls. Long break fer the Tigers don’t make ‘em no better an the pasty farm folks watchin from home got plenty ta cheer about.

Auburn -3 talk about under-rated, these tigers or plainsmen or eagles or happy wanderers or whatever they call themselves today are 5-0. quality win in there an cant even sniff the top 10? Anybody thinks the SEC aint the best there is in college ball needs some substance abuse counseling. Hogs get up an down the field, and the scoreboard is gonna blink more than a Japanese pinball machine but them war-damn eagles head home 6-0 an that -3 aint big enough.

Tide – 5.5 the love-fest surroundin this Reb team ends Saturday around 6pm. Yeah this Nutt guy is a crafty bastage, but they ain beat played a strong team yet, and they damn sure ain beat even a average team. Bama D will miss Hightower again, but good lord they are still scary. nobody takes care of the ball like the Tide an w/out turnovers there aint a prayer of Miss coverin this #. Besides, what kinda home field advantage can ya really have if yer building is named after a drunk-ass novelist?

Broncos +3.5 Easy call here, homedog plus the points. No doubt Denver got no business at 4-0, but that’s why they play them games. Pretty sure they cost a buncha you shit-sticks money against the Girls last week. Pats go on the road after a tough win at home, Broncos aint been out of town in two weeks. Should be worth watchin, specially since I’ll already be ¾ of the way to my 5K pay.

Guido’s here, gotta get paid or im writin from the public library next week. They don’t much like me sittin around in my boxers smoking a fatty and sippin Bushmills, so pray for me lads.

Which one is best bet?

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

Could luck Prick. Thanks for plagiarising my plays.

paver since when did you post picks? cept for them homo sports like soccer an tennis that is.

[aggieshawn]

i am backing the prick, hoping for 3/4 right

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by Willie Bee

Well if nothing else, the 4-0 winners will be getting paid. I was wanting to make that Auburn pick myself, meaning it's a sure-fire loser. Thanks for leaving my Texas A&M fade for me again Mr. Penis.

willie beaver yer like one of them old dudes on the balcony from the muppet show, not sure whether more like statler or waldorf tho. wish youd have mentioned that auburn deal now im proper fukked

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by billmunny

The Prick going 4-0 is a LOCK!!!!!!11!1!!!!11

always good to hear from a fan there billmunny. its all bout the e-cred and doin good things for people pal

[SBR_John]

That Bama game could be like 13-9. I like bama a lot but not in this one. Bama has been able to run the ball at will but that will not work against Miss they will have to throw to keep the ball. Two of the top 4 defenses on the field in this one. I suspect a forced turnover will decide this one.

[hhsilver]

please stay far from the library childrens room

[The Prick]

johnny i loved that pick before you piped in, wish i woulda made that my best bet now that ya put the mush on ol' miss

[pavyracer]

The Prick did a lot of research for this picks. I wouldn't fade him.

[SBR Lou]

Originally Posted by pavyracer

The Prick did a lot of research for this picks. I wouldn't fade him.

I'm pretty sure his definition of 'research' is a lot different than a Justin7's definition of research.

[hawk 5]

You ain't going to count that Neb-Missouri game are you? I'd be ashamed to count that one pricker.

[The Prick]

ain't watched the game but final looks like Huskers cover no?

[The Prick]

Originally Posted by CrazyLou

I'm pretty sure his definition of 'research' is a lot different than a Justin7's definition of research.

loubert ain't there some kinda huge tennis chalk you gotta post as havin value? mind yer business son

[DeluxeLiner]

cat fight in this thread

[Checkerboard]

smithereens prick, left you in the dust this week buddy!

[KingKing]

thanks theprick!

[lawsofpower48]

Originally Posted by The Prick

ain't watched the game but final looks like Huskers cover no?

i believe so..last minute come back...

[eastvan09]

In my second try I finally beat the prick. I keep having a braincramp while picking and making an ill-advised wager. Well I won this week anyhow

[DeluxeLiner]

prick...let's get our act together and hit some best bets. Now everybody who didn't have a disastrous weekend cashes!