[The Prick]

Holy Christ ladies we finally got to the sweet spot. Been workin my fat white ass off all summer an aint got paid a red cent yet. Looks like I only gotta go perfect against around 350 or so of you friggin squares to get paid this year. 5k of my pay up for grabs. No worries, I reckon I got you sheep surrounded.

Been a busy summer convincin these big-shot bookmakers how forum posters are square as shit. No lie, some of them fellas was skerred to sponsor my gig, whining an crying about how sharp SBR posters are and how they can’t get no “return on their investment” whatever that latin shit means. Kinda hard to listen to that crap with a straight face, aint nothing gives bookies a bigger chubby than squares who got access to BS stats an facts who think they got a edge. Musta done sumthin right cause we got a group of good shops lined up for this deal startin’ with BetJamaica.

I figger at least half of you girls is brokedik contest whoores who aint never posted up an aint never gonna. Mebbe 30% or so is real players who got or had accounts at every shop on the planet. My arithmetical skills indicate that leaves about 200 that need ta get in the game, an its them fellers who make or break this deal. You aint gotta do shit ta win this year but sign up at some pretty good shops, if yer gonna play anyplace make it a BTP sponsor an ya cant go wrong at BetJam.

One last nugget of wisdom ta share with you queers fore we get down ta business: anybody tells ya TacoBell is fit for human consummtion an you need ta beat ‘em with a 2x4. My ol lady brought home a sacka that trash Sunday nite an before halftime I plowed about 4 gallons of napalm. It I was smokin on the throne there woulda been a 911 call. I aint no physicist or nuthin but how the hell can ya eat 2 tacos (mebbe 1/3 pound total) and then end up dumpin 9-10 gallons of DDT?

Time ta piss or get offa the pot, this is why we’re all here. BTP V starts now:

Iowa State +6.5 Check that anals of history boys, believe I been on this game every fackin year so far an prolly on the wrong side. Dunno who the Cyclone coach is but he gotta be better’n that Chisdik braniac. Only reason Chisdik got hisself another gig is on accounta the fact that hes a honky. Them krackers at Auburn burn so many crosses they make me look like Malcom X. I digress, this game is always a war, specially at Jack Trice. ISU is fresh offa snappin a 10 game losin streak and the final score is gonna be 9-8 either way.

USC -6.5 Yeah the USC qb is a freshman. Yeah this is his first road test an Columbus is a tough joint ta play (State 39-4 at home since 2003). Yeah the Buckeyes got a axe ta grind after that beatin in SoCal last year. Don’t matter, if Navy can run the ball against these Bucks the Trojans are gonna lite up the scoreboard like a fackin japanese pinball machine. I’m layin the road chalk here boys, an anybody with a lick a sense will do the same.

Pittsburgh Steelers -6 Aint no such thing as a lock boys, specially not in the NFL, but this looks pretty friggin easy. Don’t overthink this thing, alla that smoke comin outta yer ears is a waste of energy an it makes people look at ya funny. So what the Oilers beat Pittsburgh sometimes? Just pull the trigger, scared money never wins.

Dallas Cowboys -6 Lesson here boys is ya gamble with yer brains an balls, not yer hearts. Love the Bucs, hate the Cowgirls. But who in gods green universe fires the offensive coordinator the week before the season starts? This Buc defense is a shadow of its former self an offensively they get outrun by paint dryin. Aint nobody gonna make a living bettin road faves in the NFL, but if the Boys don’t cover this nut I’ll let you buncha queers split my 5 grand.


Thats it for me boys, got my line in the water an waitin ta pull out a 5,000 pound bass. Im gonna check back an make sure none of you wankers is talkin shit. rest assured i got plenty of beatdown on hand ta cover every choade that flaps their lips.

[Bread]

Gave you a point to go towards your pizza fund. You're gonna need it after getting fired after this contest.

[Deuce]

You talk like a kid from Detroit.

[The Prick]

karl i had this gig fer five years. i know you got whitey-tighties that old, but you aint never had a gig fer five years. see i got some info on the big wheels at SBR, im feelin pretty good bout my job security. thanks fer the point tho pal, im savin em up for the SBR chemotherapy treatment since my marlboro miles 401k plan shit the bed

[Mudcat]

This is it. The flagship contest, the one that matters.

It's on.

[The Prick]

BTP is the nuts mudder. period. See we gave ya totals this year so ya got nothin left ta whine about? how bout that other canuckian Tomcast, he down? that guy was cash money coupla years back

[Mudcat]

I just reminded Tom last week and he's in. We will have to work out strategy.

He doesn't know anything about football. I doubt he would know what team Tom Brady plays for. The year he won he was playing picks I was feeding him from my group.

Not sure what we will do this year in terms of sharing info. Last year he just flipped a coin and finished middle-of-the-pack. He still made a few bucks though. It's pretty hard not to make money in this thing.

[KingKing]

thanks and best of luck The Prick!

[The Prick]

Kingx2 thanks pal, i'm puttin a line thru yer name on the gun list

[jackpot269]

Thanks fer all your kind words prick!!!!! oh, GL and how that head feel today after toasting all the check EARNING Americans yesterday?

[The Prick]

jacker it was touch an go early but a coupla stout bloody marys got me back in the game. for the record none of these contest whooores is gettin in my pocket this week, but if anybody gets paid it aint gonna bother me none it its you pal

[nosniboR11]

good luck everyone, and thanks prick and sbr for this contest

[The Prick]

backwards robinson right back at ya pal. not sure why all them boys in the SBR office hate yer ass, yer top shelf in my book kid

[fiveteamer]

If the Prick picks a game does that mean we cannot pick that game also?

[The Prick]

Who are u, John maybe, or a different behind the scenes guy, this I would like to know... Maybe Wilie types for ya but if I had to guess I would say the picks are coming from either ganch or justin.

wanter yer a funny dude no doubt! i know alla them boys. john is square as the day is long. wb wishes he had my gig but he gotta mind his manners. ganch or justin start yakkin an all i hear is blah blah blah, like theyre seein jesus or some such. im just some random prick, but a pretty dam good one

[The Prick]

If the Prick picks a game does that mean we cannot pick that game also?

stepford fiver that is correct sir. pick yer own shit, no fading pal. you can have the total if you must

[fiveteamer]

Prick I need some extra cash because I'm broke so I hope you suck.

[Doc JS]

Prick,
Great to be back for another season. I certainly look forward to your write-ups and keen insight into the game of football!!!

(as long as your picks continue to suck, WE'LL BE OK, SPANKY!!!!)

Doc

[The Prick]

welcome back doctor, call me spanky again an see if i dont put a hoo-doo jinx on yer ass. im cash money this year hoss, say about 5dimes a week anyhow.

stepford fiver i feel yer pain dog. so blowin gold/whater/nickay/fisher dont pay that well?

[jackpot269]

Who are u, John maybe, or a different behind the scenes guy, this I would like to know... Maybe Wilie types for ya but if I had to guess I would say the picks are coming from either ganch or justin.

The prick is a legend or at least he has been since Ive been here, he is why I joined, I hung around a couple of months just looking and reading tyring to learn how not to be a square then saw you had to register to join this contest(BTP) best day of my life!!!!!!!!!

[The Prick]

thanks jacker, i get tired a tootin my own horn alla the time. wheres the hate an discontent? lets hear from some disgruntled loser, i been practicin my snappy comebacks all summer long

[jjgold]

I rather go up against The Prick for 10k for 1 st half of the season

[The Prick]

mind yer business weber, we go head to head an you'll just change the rules down the stretch. how many old dudes you gotta blow to get 10 dimes pal?

[SexyMit]

I just reminded Tom last week and he's in. We will have to work out strategy.

He doesn't know anything about football. I doubt he would know what team Tom Brady plays for. The year he won he was playing picks I was feeding him from my group.

Not sure what we will do this year in terms of sharing info. Last year he just flipped a coin and finished middle-of-the-pack. He still made a few bucks though. It's pretty hard not to make money in this thing.

You are right cause the Prick sucks at picking games, my little 5 yr old can do better picking games then he can! I'm looking for another top 3 finish this yr.

[The Prick]

yuk it up mitster, keep on livin in the past al bundy. you aint finishin in the money this year pal.

[hhsilver]

Prick, is it your lack of confidence in making picks that caused you to tail Pags in taking iowa st? Doesn't seem fair. How can we beat you if you use Pags plays?

[The Prick]

silver yer still around? thought i flushed you years back. that Pags douche is on ISU? prolly got 'em at +9 +135 too. i might as well start writin checks now, fackin moosh. that Pags kid used ta beg me fer picks, wanted to come over an learn how to cap and such. he still around? tell ya what skippy before i make my picks next week i'll find Pags shit an leave it alone so you can lose with it

[Willie Bee]

Well I see the Penis whined about the bad line on the Houston Cows game and got it removed from the lineup. Boy gets to cherry pick his four and still runs scared when there's one bad line. Probably had a bad night with his tranny and just in a sour mood, but hey, that was bound to happen at some point this season...the bad night with his tranny, not the bad line.

[The Prick]

fackin wb ya cranky ol bastage! tryin ta take a shot on a line 10 full pts off an calls me a whiner???? see you got NCAA totals now too, didnt even make the board til just now. i wanted any shit from you there shirley id squeeze yer friggin head ya grumpy ol prick er wanker

[SBR_John]

I think The Dick errr... The Prick has won 3 out of the past 4 seasons. I like the Iowa St pick and USC. Those chalky NFL picks always look great but get expensive. They will both be lucky just to win.

[hhsilver]

..... prolly got 'em at +9 +135 too. .......

had to give you a point for this ... love it

[The Prick]

aint this a bitch, now i got that sbr_john albatross critiquin my shit??? i seen it all now, thats like askin yer pet dog that eats his own shit what kinda wine ta have with yer filet mignon. i dig the guy an all, but really?

[Willie Bee]

Hey Willie Bee, er, I mean Prickster, I was just trying to be a pro like onthetwat and catch that great line, that's what pros do, ya' know, they line shop, they don't have time for bubblegum contests and other things like real work and women, other than their moms of course.

[raydog]

hold the fukk on... i just signed up for the prickheads contest cus i am the supportive type and he is already changing lines on games that he isnt even playing??? shoot me some syndicate plays prick and ill forget all about this little mishap