[The Prick]

Boys, it's been a few weeks since the ol' Prick had any CRIS money in his pocket, and the opening line is about +800 on any of it making it home with me from the jiggly room tonight. I plan on donating most of it $1 at a time to my favorite charity, which always involves a brass pole and gawdy see-thru high heels.

Even though ya'll have been mighty hard on me the last few weeks, i'd like to extend the invitation to join me for MNF tonight at the Flesh Palace. I'll let ya buy me a drink or two and watch 18 yr olds lining up to writhe around on me and get in my pocket. Ain't love grand? Make mine a double Bushmills neat and a skinny brunette with big, fake cans........who cares about the Jets/Falcons anyway?

[Betman]

Personal hygiene is a big thing in public places.

Make sure you brush your teeth too. If they pick up the smell of your breath in the air, people might get confused and think that you just farted.

[SBR_John]

Do they have those brass poles in f\*g bars too? I had no idea.

[Illusion]

Originally Posted by SBR_John

Do they have those brass poles in f\*g bars too? I had no idea.

Ouch!!!

[Senator7]

Congrats! I would be excited too if only 6 people beat me when usually 20+ do!

Senator 7