[Illusion]

A message from "The Prick"

"Hello fellow losers I am The Prick. I have been picking games on different radio shows and publications for years.

The way this works is I'm going to kick your ass every week because I pick winners. If you ever get lucky and beat me then the good ole mafia guys at BetCRIS will slip you a C note. I think they picked me because they know they won’t have to fork over much cash.

Pick college or NFL games I don't really care but don’t be an ass and throw in a total because only straight up side bets count.

I will pick 3 games and designate one pick as my "best pick". Then you pick 3 and also designate one selection as your best pick.

BetCRIS has some other rules to throw up so check back and read the fine print.

My picks will go up every Tuesday. You can post your losers on Wednesday.

Good Luck (you'll need it)

Love,

The Prick

[Illusion]

Rules for the SBR beat "The Prick" contest sponsored by CRIS

• All winnings will be placed into your BetCRIS account. You must have a BetCRIS account with at least $50 before we will credit your account. 3x rollover required before withdrawal requests will be processed. Your BetCRIS ID details must be forwarded to us by noon on Friday following being named a winner of the prize will be forfeited.
  
  

• Players will wait until The Prick has made his selections before picking their games.

• Players will use the lines printed in the thread The Pricks Picks

• Players can not select the The Pricks Picks or pick the same game against The Prick. Once The Prick selects either team that game is off the board for the contest.

• The scoring will be as follows: 2 points for your winning Best Pick(-2 if it losses) 1 point for the other two winning picks(-1 on losses). Pushes count as zero.
  You must beat The Prick to win $100. Ties do not win any prizes.

• Players must also indicate which play is their top play. If a player fails to indicate their top play the first posted play will be counted as their top play.

• Only sides, no totals

• Players that enter an incorrect game, a game not played on the weekend, a total instead of a side, ect., will have incorrect selections automatically marked as a loss. Players must also submit their picks prior to the first kickoff on Saturday.

• You may select college selections or pro selections to be played only on Saturday or Sunday. No other days count.

• The contest is limited to 20 winners weekly. If there are more than 20 winners the tie breaker will be the amount of points per contestant. If there is still a tie the next tie breaker will be the amount of posts by the contestant. The top twenty with the most points will be awarded $100.

• All players who beat The Prick for the season, have played in at least 14 weeks and have a winning record will get a SBR logo Tommy Bahama silk shirt valued at $119.

• Either Sportsbook Review or BetCRIS may deny entry or prizes for any contestant with out cause and rules may be modified without prior notice.

• 1 account per person, No duplicate accounts or email addresses, and your IP address must not be obscured, cloaked or otherwise unidentifiable.

[Illusion]

Sat 10/8 309 Illinois +6
09:00 AM 310 Indiana -6

Sat 10/8 311 West Virginia -3.5
09:00 AM 312 Rutgers +3.5

Sat 10/8 313 Wisconsin -7
09:00 AM 314 Northwestern +7

Sat 10/8 315 Virginia +7 -106
10:00 AM 316 Boston College -7 -104

Sat 10/8 317 Wake Forest +20.5
09:00 AM 318 Florida State -20.5

Sat 10/8 319 Duke +35.5
12:30 PM 320 Miami Florida -35.5

Sat 10/8 321 Cincinnati U +12
11:00 AM 322 Pittsburgh U -12

Sat 10/8 323 Missouri -5.5
11:00 AM 324 Oklahoma State +5.5

Sat 10/8 325 Kansas +6.5
09:00 AM 326 Kansas State -6.5

Sat 10/8 327 Kentucky +13
10:00 AM 328 South Carolina -13

Sat 10/8 329 LSU -15.5
04:00 PM 330 Vanderbilt +15.5

Sat 10/8 331 Central Michigan -2
10:00 AM 332 Army +2

Sat 10/8 333 Oklahoma +13.5
10:00 AM 334 Texas -13.5
"The Prick" pick

Sat 10/8 335 Maryland -28.5
10:00 AM 336 Temple +28.5

Sat 10/8 337 Minnesota U +7.5
10:00 AM 338 Michigan -7.5

Sat 10/8 339 Akron -11
10:30 AM 340 Buffalo U +11

Sat 10/8 341 Air Force +2
10:30 AM 342 Navy -2

Sat 10/8 343 Baylor +8.5
11:00 AM 344 Iowa State -8.5

Sat 10/8 345 TCU +6
12:00 PM 346 Wyoming -6

Sat 10/8 347 San Diego State -8.5
12:00 PM 348 UNLV +8.5

Sat 10/8 349 Arizona U +37
12:30 PM 350 USC -37

Sat 10/8 351 Georgia +3
12:30 PM 352 Tennessee U -3

Sat 10/8 353 Ohio +22
03:00 PM 354 Bowling Green -22

Sat 10/8 355 Texas A&M +3
04:00 PM 356 Colorado -3

Sat 10/8 357 Idaho +10
01:00 PM 358 Nevada -10

Sat 10/8 359 Iowa +4.5
01:30 PM 360 Purdue -4.5

Sat 10/8 361 Memphis -2.5
03:00 PM 362 Central Florida +2.5

Sat 10/8 363 Rice +5
03:00 PM 364 East Carolina -5

Sat 10/8 365 Stanford +13.5
02:00 PM 366 Washington State -13.5

Sat 10/8 367 Texas Tech -4
01:00 PM 368 Nebraska +4

Sat 10/8 369 Marshall +34.5
09:00 AM 370 Virginia Tech -34.5

Sat 10/8 371 SMU +21
04:00 PM 372 UAB -21

Sat 10/8 373 Utah +4
03:30 PM 374 Colorado State -4

Sat 10/8 375 Hawaii +4.5
04:00 PM 376 Louisiana Tech -4.5

Sat 10/8 377 Ball State +10.5
04:00 PM 378 Western Michigan -10.5

Sat 10/8 379 Eastern Michigan +20.5
04:00 PM 380 Toledo -20.5

Sat 10/8 381 Mississippi St +27
09:00 AM 382 Florida -27

Sat 10/8 383 Houston U -1.5
03:00 PM 384 Tulane +1.5

Sat 10/8 385 North Carolina +13
01:30 PM 386 Louisville -13

Sat 10/8 387 Ohio State -3
04:45 PM 388 Penn State +3

Sat 10/8 389 BYU +7.5
05:00 PM 390 New Mexico -7.5

Sat 10/8 391 Tulsa +12
05:00 PM 392 So Mississippi -12

Sat 10/8 393 San Jose State +4.5
12:00 PM 394 Utah State -4.5

Sat 10/8 395 Fresno State -26.5
07:00 PM 396 New Mexico State +26.5

Sat 10/8 397 Oregon +10
07:15 PM 398 Arizona State -10
"The Prick" pick

Sat 10/8 399 California +1
04:30 PM 400 UCLA -1

Sat 10/8 401 Ul Monroe +25.5
04:00 PM 402 Arkansas -25.5

Sun 10/9 405 Chicago Bears +3
10:00 AM 406 Cleveland Browns -3

Sun 10/9 407 New Orleans Saints +3
10:00 AM 408 Green Bay Packers -3

Sun 10/9 409 Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3
10:00 AM 410 New York Jets +3

Sun 10/9 411 Seattle Seahawks +3
10:00 AM 412 St Louis Rams -3

Sun 10/9 413 New England Patriots +3
10:00 AM 414 Atlanta Falcons -3

Sun 10/9 415 Miami Dolphins +3
10:00 AM 416 Buffalo Bills -3

Sun 10/9 417 Baltimore Ravens +1
10:00 AM 418 Detroit Lions -1

Sun 10/9 419 Tennessee Titans +3
10:00 AM 420 Houston Texans -3

Sun 10/9 421 Indianapolis Colts -14
01:05 PM 422 San Francisco 49ers +14

Sun 10/9 423 Carolina Panthers -3
01:15 PM 424 Arizona Cardinals +3

Sun 10/9 425 Philadelphia Eagles -3
01:15 PM 426 Dallas Cowboys +3
"The Prick" pick

Sun 10/9 427 Washington Redskins +6.5
01:15 PM 428 Denver Broncos -6.5

Sun 10/9 429 Cincinnati Bengals +2.5
05:35 PM 430 Jacksonville Jaguars -2.5

[The Prick]

It was sure awful neighborly of you girls to take it easy on da Prick last week.....i'm operating on the assumption that CRIS isn't too sore about paying all SIX of you pros, at least based on the fact that my kneecaps are still intact. I'm back in the saddle for another week, and your shot at the free cabbage is coming up, but I gotta warn all of you junior cappers that I'm itching for a few lapdances and a taste of Bushmills, so you probably shouldn't even waste yer time entering this week. But I digress, all you squares care about is your FREE shot at the loot......
TEXAS -13.5 Yeah, I know Stoops is a genius, and Mack Brown should be a rodeo clown. But this nut really should be about 26 or so, and I'd take Texas even if H. Ross Perot were coaching them. The Horns dismantle the Sooners, with robo-QB Vince Young dusting off his mantle for that crazy trophy of the guy with the stiff-arm and the raised knee. (Don't let SBR John tell ya he gave me this pick, I've been on it since before the Buckeye game.)
ASU-10 This has massacre written all over it....Oregon gets a taste of what their buddies Oregon State got, as the SunDevils recover from their second half melt-down from the USC game. Not even good teams stand much chance in the desert at night, and Oregon is about as far from being a good team as you can get. I already bet my next week's CRIS pay on this game, so the least I can do is take it off the board for you squares. This, in case yer too soft in the pumpkin to figure it out, is my best bet.
Philadelphia-3 I'd feel bad if I took all the locks away from ya, so this apparent no-brainer might be a stretch. The Dallas Cowboys truly SUCK, and having watched all four of their games (snore), they could realistically be 4-0, or 0-4......I think T.O. dances on that crazy star at midfield at least twice, and decrepit Drew looks up through the hole in the roof buried in Eagles all afternoon. But, ya never know in the NFL, Don King and Vince McMahon might both be on the sidelines, not saying it's rigged or anything.......
There they are, punters, players, squares, and sharps. I don't blame you for being scared, but at least it won't cost you anything when you lose. This week da Prick is the Eskimo, and you're all baby seals......where'd I leave that baseball bat?

[LVHerbie]

wv -3.5 (BB)
SD State -8.5
air force +2

[SBR_John]

Kansas +6.5 Best Bet
South Carolina -13
Rice +5

[steelerfan]

San Francisco 49ers +14
Green Bay Packers -3
New England Patriots +3

[juuso]

Denver Broncos -6.5 (best bet)
UCLA -1
Western Michigan -10.5

[TheGuesser]

Bills -3
Cards +3
Jags -2.5

[TheGuesser]

Cards are Best Bet

[picantel]

Maryland(-28.5) BB
Wisconsin(-7)
W.V(-3.5)

[MAB]

Just opened a CRIS account so I can get some of this free $$. Here are my picks.

Ohio State -3 (Best Bet)
California +1
Texas Tech -4

[aceking]

I will follow SBR_John's pick

Kansas +6.5 Best Bet
South Carolina -13
Rice +5

[Razz]

BB - Jaguars -2.5
Wyoming -6
Washington St. -13.5

[HAPPY BOY]

ncaa
cal (+1)
nfl
dolphins (+3)
jacksnvlle (-2.5) = Best Bet

[sjelveh]

dam it prick i wanted to take texas

lions -1
jags -2.5 best pick
redskins +6.5

[hoppa_long]

Dolphins +3
Tampa -3
Bears +3 Best prick

[doncal]

Wis -7 (best bet)
Tx Tech -4
N. Eng +3

[RoyBacon]

Rutgers +3.5
Miami Dolphins +3
Texas Tech -4 (best bet)

[Todd]

Missouri -5.5 BEST BET
Colorado -3
Texas Tech -4

[moses millsap]

Akron -11 (BB)
Michigan -7.5
Northwestern +7

[slacker00]

Dolphins +3 (BB)
Broncos -6 1/2
Ravens +1

[denn333]

best bet NFL- jaguars -2.5
NFL-lions-1
college- san jose st. +4.5

[bubba]

Indianapolis Colts -14
Baltimore Ravens +1
Washington Redskins +6.5- best bet

[EBone]

Testing a theory this week:

Best Bet---Navy (-2)

Others:

Tulane (+1.5)
Western Michigan (-10.5)

[icepick]

Purdue -4' bb
Florida-27
indy colts-14

[Aces]

Mississippi State +27 bb
Georgia +3
Kentucky +13

[paul022112]

Ohio State -3 best bet
Florida State -20.5
Green Bay Packers -3

[noyb]

Best Bet: Rice +5

Tulane +1.5
Hawaii +4.5

[newb411breaker19]

Best Bet
West VA -3.5

UCLA -1
Ohio State -3

gluckeverybody

[Relentless]

cin +2.5 BEST BET
cincy +12
kansas +6.5

[Senator7]

Week 5 Prickbusters:

West Virginia -3.5 (Best Bet)
Florida St. -20.5
Wisconsin -7

All NCAA this week.

Senator 7

[freebie]

Best Bet UCLA -1
(NCAA) Minnesota +7.5
(NCAA) Tennesse -3

[the boss]

Kentucky +13
Arizona ST -10
Louisville -13

[darkghost]

Penn St +3 (BB)
Maryland -28.5
Jax -2.5