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Old 09-06-2008, 12:04 AM   #1
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Exclamation I just told my bookie I will literally take a shit on his face on Saturday...

Just found this site, thought id share my plays with you young folk, I play a lot and I should win a lot on Saturday, the higher the risk the higher the retrun, here you go ladies...

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Sparty -21
Iowa -26.5
Sooners -21'
Georgia -24
Penn State -15.5
Ole Piss +7.5
aTm -2.5
Okie St -15.5
Texas Tech -10
Arizona -23
Az St -13.5


Uconn -6.5
Wyoming -3
Notre Dame -21'
Cuse -4.5
Northwestern -6
Utah -22


Gators -23=Push


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Old 09-06-2008, 12:16 AM   #2
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you want write-up's?

OK here you go...

Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

have a good time

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Old 09-06-2008, 12:30 AM   #3
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one underdog? You will be in for a surprise come Sunday.
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:32 AM   #4
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Default most big betters dont bet 50 games , of you like that many games you , dont ever bet

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Old 09-06-2008, 12:35 AM   #5
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:47 AM   #6
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hey line crusher donkey dick what the **** did i ever do to you, you cock sucker? copy and paste all of my god damn picks in ur thread you pussy, i dont give 2 shits, im not going to change anything scumbag
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:48 AM   #7
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one underdog? You will be in for a surprise come Sunday.
oh really? how do you know? did you watch last weeks games? chalk came in all day long. dogs will start to come in in the coming weeks just not in the first 2, so keep "fading the public" cause your a lazy capper and have no skills
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Old 09-06-2008, 12:50 AM   #8
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Ole Eddie aint no damn tout and Ole eddie aint lookin for no free picks, ole eddie is not a big better I bet between 300-1500 a game...so why dont you go and mind your own business and go crush lines, pole smoker

ole eddie has had enough for today, ole eddie is going to bed
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:44 AM   #9
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You're boring and lame.
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:50 AM   #10
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"I just told my bookie I will literally take a shit on his face on Saturday."

No offense, but judging by your plays, I don't think he was too worried. You kind of redefine the term chalk eating weasel, but to each his own...
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:22 AM   #11
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hilarious! these kind of threads really break up the monotony around here. keep 'em coming and gl 2day eddie.
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:30 AM   #12
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Old eddies actually pretty funny... (read after his picks funny stuff)
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:32 AM   #13
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I am not sure if you could be more offensive if you tried, but it was worth the read. GL but for your bookies sake, I hope you lose.
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:33 AM   #14
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yeah, i laughed out loud at the iowa mcdonald's thing.
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:34 AM   #15
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I am not sure if you could be more offensive if you tried, but it was worth the read. GL but for your bookies sake, I hope you lose.
oh he's going to lose but still a very funny post, no?
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:35 AM   #16
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My personal fav is the Texas A&M....
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:39 AM   #17
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thanks guys, but seriously, im not going to lose, lets roll today folks, good luck to all...
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:41 AM   #18
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or how about uconn and he's got jim calhoun coaching the football team too! magic.
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:45 AM   #19
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manny you know im joking about the Calhoun comment
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thanks guys, but seriously, im not going to lose, lets roll today folks, good luck to all...
Read your analysis, made me laugh.
Got tons of bets. A winning day is a winning day, hopefully you get over 60%. gl sir
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Old 09-06-2008, 09:49 AM   #21
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thanks darrell74 - stand up guy right here
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:16 AM   #22
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go get'em OE! ....

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Old 09-06-2008, 10:31 AM   #23
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I agree, it's nice to have a little humore on here now and again. I actually agree with most of his picks, so we'll be going down together I guess
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:17 AM   #24
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holy balls those write-ups were hilarious. can't wait till next weeks. you do nfl too?
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Old 09-06-2008, 01:27 PM   #25
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you want write-up's?

OK here you go...

Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

have a good time

Ole Eddie
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:42 PM   #26
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this guy is a joke
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:45 PM   #27
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you want write-up's?

OK here you go...

Sparty -21 - emu blows, sparty piss' on directional michigan teams

Cuse -4.5 - akron blows, cuse blows, big east better than mac

Northwestern -6 - duke blows, nu seeks revebge

Sooners -21' - cincy will get pissed on by robert stoops and co, cincy's qb wont make it out of norman alive

Gators -23 - swamp at night, freshman QB, 6 time revenge lol later canes

Texas Tech -10 - mike leach takes shits on squads like reno, reno blows, tech piss' all over reno.

Georgia -24 - ga will whip out there dicks on this MAC shit squad, and whack them around

Penn State -15.5 - joe pa takes shits on pac ten teams, oregon state will get humilaited

Wyoming -3 - air force blows, wyoming stops the run pretty good

Notre Dame -21' - sdsu is an abortion and will literally get swallowed by charles weis III

aTm -2.5 - atm's fans will burn down kyle field if they lose to these scumbags, they want a place to play home games this season so they wont lose

Okie St -15.5 - mike gundy is a man and hes 40

Ole Piss +7.5 - wake blows as a favorite, dont give me baylor bullshit i dont want to hear that dog shit

Uconn -6.5 - temple is a MAC team and they like to shove poles up there ass, Jim Calhoun will roll in this one girls

Utah -22 - mormans piss all over people from vegas especially when they are seeking revenge trust me

Arizona -23 - toledo is a mac team and they blow, az will put up 80 pts

Az St -13.5 - stanford is a good school, just not at football, az st is a bad school just not at football

Iowa -26.5 - this will be like when you eat at mcdonalds and you come home and you take a splatter crap all over the toilet, very similar here...

have a good time

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Are you serious guy? Gotta love analysis that includes teams shitting and pissing on the other team.
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:12 PM   #28
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God bless internet anonymity. You can be ten times tougher just by mashing some keys.

I wish Pags would start his write ups with:

I'M SO ****ING GOOD I'M PAGS I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE WORLD
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:17 PM   #29
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Arizona all day baby......WVU rolls and pisses and shits all over pirates today...Good thread bud....
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:17 PM   #30
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hes drunk
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Old 09-06-2008, 03:59 PM   #31
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God bless internet anonymity. You can be ten times tougher just by mashing some keys.

I wish Pags would start his write ups with:

I'M SO ****ING GOOD I'M PAGS I'M GOING TO SHIT ON THE WORLD
don't take yourself so serious bro- just having a little fun here. ole eddie loves to lay the lumber and talk smack so just leave his thread alone and go fvck yourself.
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Old 09-06-2008, 05:59 PM   #32
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manny is right you guys take me way to serious lol im just ****in with all ya....
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Old 09-06-2008, 06:03 PM   #33
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Sparty -21
Iowa -26.5
Sooners -21'
Georgia -24
Penn State -15.5
Ole Piss +7.5


Uconn -6.5
Wyoming -3
Notre Dame -21'
Cuse -4.5


aTm -2.5
Okie St -15.5
Gators -23
Texas Tech -10
Utah -22
Arizona -23
Az St -13.5
Northwestern -6



6-4 so far girls!!!
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:53 PM   #34
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Sparty -21
Iowa -26.5
Sooners -21'
Georgia -24
Penn State -15.5
Ole Piss +7.5
aTm -2.5
Okie St -15.5
Gators -23


Uconn -6.5
Wyoming -3
Notre Dame -21'
Cuse -4.5
Northwestern -6
Utah -22



Pending:

Texas Tech -10
Arizona -23
Az St -13.5


9-6 girls, yall thought i was going to get eatin alive today

Guess not....
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Old 09-06-2008, 11:29 PM   #35
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Wow. That was awesome.
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