PAGS is DEAD! GET OVER IT! New Capper in Town!

10-29-09 08:23 PM

Just like you, I got pretty sick of everyone masturbating while reading the Almighty Pags sacred picks every week. 'You're the best, Pags' 'Great pick on Tulsa, Pags!' "Will you marry me, Pags! I Love you!'

Now he has a crap seasopn, and leaves the forum. He's gone now.

Get over it. This sorry-ass forum needs a new leader. You won't know who I am, you won't like me, and I don't want to have my ass-kissed if i go 10-0.

You WILL be entertained. You WILL be able to bash me all day unlike the baby Pags. Granted, you all are a bunch of 13 year old kids who bet like $5 a game, but act like high-rollers. You children need to be taught how to gamble on sports. And if you don't like what I have to say... blow me.

Just like our Dear Leader Pags... I will dramatically release my picks one at a time to give you time to be in awe of my brilliant prognostications....

THE UNKNOWN COMIC HAS ARRIVED!

tblues2005 · 10-29-09 08:26 PM

Unknown Capper good luck!

HoulihansTX · 10-29-09 08:28 PM

Wow! Post some plays so we can clown, after your initial losing streak.

Be 'bout shit, then talk shit .

P.S. All the Pags meatbeaters followed him to his new forum. He never had the crown, cuz there is too many good cappers around here for someone to try and claim it.

10-29-09 08:29 PM

Do yourself a favor tblues, click on capperchics picks and fade them. Women know nothing about sports. Even the bull-dyke lesbian types. I can't wait to see how horrible she does this week.

10-29-09 08:34 PM

All selections based on Bookmaker.com. None of this +104 Matchbook bullsh*t.

PICK #1 (drum roll please)

RUTGERS +7.5

I know that guy on Uconn got killed or whatever, but Rutgers and their nappy-headed hoe following doesn't care. They're from Jersey where people get killed every 3 minutes. Rutgers likes to turn it up a notch in the second half and will probably win outright. Emotional day for Uconn? Yes. Profitable? Not a chance.

10-29-09 08:35 PM

PICK #2
SMU/TULSA +52.5 OVER

I really don't have time to figure out why this total is so low. SMU allowed 23 pts. to Steve F. Austin, and I;m supposed to believe they're going to contain Tulsa for less than 40? Tulsa thrives on weak opponents, and this one should get ugly. Probably a trap, oh well. I need to go bang my wife. More picks to come....

Serbone · 10-29-09 08:37 PM

Originally Posted by Unknown Capper

All selections based on Bookmaker.com. None of this +104 Matchbook bullsh*t.

PICK #1 (drum roll please)

RUTGERS +7.5

I know that guy on Uconn got killed or whatever, but Rutgers and their nappy-headed hoe following doesn't care. They're from Jersey where people get killed every 3 minutes. Rutgers likes to turn it up a notch in the second half and will probably win outright. Emotional day for Uconn? Yes. Profitable? Not a chance.

So the first thing you do is take Pags first play on the list.

HoulihansTX · 10-29-09 08:45 PM

This Guys a F'n joke.

sweetpete57@ · 10-29-09 08:48 PM

What site is Pags on now?

10-29-09 08:55 PM

Pick #3

BOISE ST. -36.5

Boise needs to win the remaining games by about 80 points each to gain any BCS respect. These Northern California Tree-Huggers from San Jose are in for an ass-whoopin, Boise Style. Random thought...Remember when Yakov Smirnoff did that comedy special in Moscow, Idaho? Yeah, me neither.

10-29-09 08:58 PM

Houlihans... What kind of douchebag has a stadium for an avatar? Keep it up and you'll beat out that Mustache guy from the videos and King Douchebag.

Serbone... It's nice to hear that Pags and I are or the same page on that one. It's also nice to see that you and I both have an infatuation with corrupt Eastern European dictators.

HoulihansTX · 10-29-09 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by sweetpete57@

Hey Houlihans...What kind of douchebag has a stadium as an avatar? Speaking of douchebags, who's that guy with the mustache on those SBR videos? Dude, shut up! Let that computer wiz guy talk.

Texas stadium is Iconic. Get over it, hater. You should make that lame azz arch your avatar.

dchecks · 10-29-09 09:02 PM

Unknown I hope you kill it this weekend!! I like your "I could care less" attiude.. Sometime this place is to uptight...

P.S. Go F*ck yourself

10-29-09 09:03 PM

Pick #4

Temple +7

Even though alum Bill Cosby is the offensive coordinator, Temple seems to fly under everyone's radar. They should have beaten Navy LY, and have an even better run defense this year. Without Ricky Dobbs, don't expect the quintuple option bullsh*t that Navy runs to be as effective. Close game, folks, close game.

10-29-09 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by dchecks

Unknown I hope you kill it this weekend!! I like your "I could care less" attiude.. Sometime this place is to uptight...

P.S. Go F*ck yourself

Though your avatar may have people questioning your sexuality, i appreciate the support.

HoulihansTX · 10-29-09 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by sweetpete57@

What site is Pags on now?

Originally Posted by Unknown Capper

Houlihans... What kind of douchebag has a stadium for an avatar? Keep it up and you'll beat out that Mustache guy from the videos and King Douchebag. Serbone... It's nice to hear that Pags and I are or the same page on that one. It's also nice to see that you and I both have an infatuation with corrupt Eastern European dictators.

Wow, we got a couple of butt-buddies on the forum now. You and Sweetazz, can go lose your wagers together, FcukBois

I hate the fact we agree on the Temple game, but its a great pick.

BECHunter · 10-29-09 09:08 PM

I like this dude. Finally someone that can type sentences that make sense (no offense LINE-crush-ER). As an added bonus dude has a sense of humor on top of that.

How did you do last college football season?

wal66 · 10-29-09 09:10 PM

Bread's bored I guess.

10-29-09 09:10 PM

PICK #5

S. CAROLINA +6

WTF? Tennesse plays a halfway decent game @ 'Bama and all of a sudden is a powerhouse? Not buyin' it. Tennessee stinks, and Spurrier always had UTs number at Florida. Just like in the gender game when a man and woman of equal ability go after the same job, Cocks win.

HoulihansTX · 10-29-09 09:11 PM

Originally Posted by wal66

Bread's bored I guess.

Exactly. Bunch of losers jumping in the forum lately.

10-29-09 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Serbone

So the first thing you do is take Pags first play on the list.

Hey Milosevic...does Pags have any of these other beauties this week, too?

wal66 · 10-29-09 09:14 PM

Originally Posted by Unknown Capper

Just like you, I got pretty sick of everyone masturbating while reading the Almighty Pags sacred picks every week. 'You're the best, Pags' 'Great pick on Tulsa, Pags!' "Will you marry me, Pags! I Love you!'

Now he has a crap seasopn, and leaves the forum. He's gone now.

Get over it. This sorry-ass forum needs a new leader. You won't know who I am, you won't like me, and I don't want to have my ass-kissed if i go 10-0.

You WILL be entertained. You WILL be able to bash me all day unlike the baby Pags. Granted, you all are a bunch of 13 year old kids who bet like $5 a game, but act like high-rollers. You children need to be taught how to gamble on sports. And if you don't like what I have to say... blow me.

Just like our Dear Leader Pags... I will dramatically release my picks one at a time to give you time to be in awe of my brilliant prognostications....

THE UNKNOWN COMIC HAS ARRIVED!

Bread and Buhtaz are the only two that can spell, let alone know what it means and use it in a sentence. Well Robyn and Nina can but I'm sticking with Bread.

HoulihansTX · 10-29-09 09:16 PM

Originally Posted by wal66

Bread and Buhtaz are the only two that can spell, let alone know what it means and use it in a sentence. Well Robyn and Nina can but I'm sticking with Bread.

And he is obsessed with PAgs too. Thanks for pointing out this guy. What a F'n loser he is.

wal66 · 10-29-09 09:18 PM

Nah Bread just plays the role of a loyalist. He's actually rolling on the floor laughing with every sweet lathered post. Sadistic lovely bastard that he is.

10-29-09 09:20 PM

Pick #6

C. MICHIGAN +5.5

These late-season non-conference games for BCS schools tend to spell disaster. CM has already won @ Mich St. so the home advantage doesn't mean much. Not to mention, Michigan has the highest unemployment rate in the U.S., so maybe a lot of Chippewa folk will come to the game and stay for a job cleaning up the stadium afterwards. Plus, BC is still stinging from the Notre Dame loss and are even more pissed that the Yankees are in the World Series.

10-29-09 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by wal66

Nah Bread just plays the role of a loyalist. He's actually rolling on the floor laughing with every sweet lathered post. Sadistic lovely bastard that he is.

I was unaware that the identitry of the Unknown Capper would cause such a hullaballoo. Who gives a f**k who i am. Play my picks and be rewarded. And if i suck and lose, oh well, buy a cheaper house

10-29-09 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by BECHunter

I like this dude. Finally someone that can type sentences that make sense (no offense LINE-crush-ER). As an added bonus dude has a sense of humor on top of that.

How did you do last college football season?

Last season....
1st Half...great
2nd Half..awful
Bowl games...kicked ass

This season..not sayin'... Just be prepared to win $$$

10-29-09 09:31 PM

Pick #7

CALIFORNIA -6.5

Unlike their fellow tree-huggers from San Jose, these Left-wing scum from Berkeley will be the beneficiaries of a beatdown. It's been a bipolar season for Cal, but I wouldn't expect anything less than serious mental illness from anybody who attends that ultra-left Communist university. Cal reads Mao's little red book on the flight for inspriation, then promptly rolls in Tempe.

Serbone · 10-29-09 09:47 PM

Originally Posted by Unknown Capper

Hey Milosevic...does Pags have any of these other beauties this week, too?

So far you have stolen 3 of Pags plays, Rutgers, SC, and Temple. Typical thieving Croat you are...

10-29-09 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by Serbone

So far you have stolen 3 of Pags plays, Rutgers, SC, and Temple. Typical thieving Croat you are...

Jeez Slobodan, I didn't realize you Pags little watchdog! Do you lick his face and does he scratch you behind your ears? Anyway, all that guy does is pick underdogs, so i'll take your word that we have similar picks.

KASHMAN24 · 10-29-09 10:05 PM

I like it. Sorry pags left but you are funny. I like your picks especially cal. I think they roll!

10-29-09 10:12 PM

Pick #8 (that's right, I don't stop at 7 picks. 10 Commandments, 10 Plagues, 'Just the 10 of Us', and now 10 selections by the Unknown Capper.

MIAMI (Fl.) -7

Miami will be looking to avenge LWs loss to Clemson, and the lowly Demon Deacons will be the victim. I say lowly, b/c WF hasn't beaten a good conference team this year, and Miami is better on both sides of the ball. Plus, Miami tends to be a bunch of thugs and they'll bully the good Christian boys from Wake.

firedawg · 10-29-09 10:16 PM

i like this guy

Mac4Lyfe · 10-29-09 10:19 PM

Keep em coming Unknown...

Robyn · 10-29-09 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by wal66

Nah Bread just plays the role of a loyalist. He's actually rolling on the floor laughing with every sweet lathered post. Sadistic lovely bastard that he is.

It's good to know that there are at least 5 sharp guys at SBR (including yourself). Anyone who takes ANYTHING Bread says seriously, isn't very bright.

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