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    PAULYPOKER
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    Pauly's proven Craps system

    What I'm about to give you is a proven craps system I developed in less than 5 hours I shit you not here it is:


    I developed this system in 2003 and it has yet to even come close to failure in other words it's bullet proof.
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    Introduction of system:
    by telling just one of my many stories/experiences of using this method


    I used this system at many casino's but the example I'll use to give you all some quick $ was at the Taj Mahal Atlantic City New Jersey.
    I won $760.00 in less than 45 minutes betting min. which was $10.00 per bet goal using this method which is bullet proof.
    But if you abuse it meaning playing to long you might not get paid or even get taken to the back room by security or worse so use extreme caution when applying this I'm dead serious here boys they were debating on whether or not to pay me in this example I'm giving you so when I say use extreme caution I mean it!!!!
    I will tell you a little of what went down when I used this method just so you can get a better understanding I had one of the two chip holder slots in front of me completely full of red chips which were equal to $5 each so I grabbed half of them and placed them down on the table and said color me up please and the Pitt boss poked his head around the attendant I was asking and said angrily sarcastically Are you leaving!!? I politely said no Sir then he said well then I'm not going to color you up until you leave. then I uttered under my breath the words fine then I'll just take all your reds then and smirked
    but truth was I knew he was on to me so I placed a few more bets after this and said color me up and yes I'm leaving and the attendant said to the Pitt boss should I pay him and the Pitt boss stared at my huge stack of reds and greens getting a rough count I presume for at least 30 seconds then angrily sarcastically blurted the words yes we'll pay him this time. So he paid me $760 which was on top of what I came with because my original bankroll was in my pocket 5 minutes into to the execution Yes sirree boys it's that quick.
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    "PAULY's Craps system" in steps
    :
    Now by the time I'm done giving you this flawless system you will completely understand why you need to use extreme caution when applying the "Pauly's Craps system"
    trust me it will be clear as glass to you and if it is not don't even try to attempt this I mean it for your own safety both financially and physically

    1.First you pick a craps table which has the highest max bet in concordance with lowest possible minimum
    example:$500 Max. $10.00 Min. which is the norm.
    *important make sure it is a full table of patrons*
    {also step 6.B must be done before step one but it would make no sense to you at this moment so this is the reason I chose constructively to place it where it is}

    2.Set your goal/ which is to win table min. per dice roll/ which is $10.00 in this example

    3. All your bets and I mean all are going to be field bets.(for those of you who doesn't know what a field bet is) a field bet is a one roll bet which consist of 7 numbers which are 2,3,4,9,10,11,and12 if any of these numbers show up on the two dice combined as one number total 3,4,9,10,11 you win bet amount which is $10 if 2 or12 come up it pays you double which would be $20 (now this is the spinal cordof my whole system you will see why later be patient please)

    4.This is an added step I previously refused to do but now realize I should have used it and this is when ever it is your turn to roll do not pass meaning take your turn like the rest of the patrons at the table and roll the dice for the table.(reason I'm adding this step because this will take the attention off of you which will take management longer to catch on or maybe not even catch on at all to what you are doing which is consistently winning and we all know this is what brings abrupt attention in all casino's in other words red plastered to your forehead.

    5.Double your bet every time you lose which is the
    brain power or engine connected to the spinal cord or drive shaft I mentioned earlier.
    Pauly's Craps system in action:
    6a.System in action:which is steps 1 through 5 into action accordingly place your bet which is $10 on the field bet if you lose place $20 on next roll if you lose place $40 on next roll if you lose place $80 on next roll if you lose place $160 on next roll if you lose place $320 I am ending the bet procedure at this point because of the simple fact is I never got higher than $320 in my 6+years of using this system to be honest I only got this high once and yes I was shitting my pants but it was only once out of only God knows how many times but I'll give you the next bet placement just for shits&giggles on next roll if you lose place $500 which is table max in this example in other better understanding words you have a better chance of seeing God than the 7th bet or $500 table max happening unless you have already saw God or perhaps been struck by lightning three times in other words unless you are cursed this bad it will not happen trust me.
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    6b. which is the first step you make when entering the casino

    6b.You Must have $1200 bankroll which will cover your min to max bets. To be totally bullet proof which is excess baggage in my opinion $1700 bankroll (important instructions on your bankroll take your$1200or$1700 cash to the cashiers window and purchase your chips exactly to this plan which is: $125 worth of $5 or red chips; $175worth of $25 or green chips; $400worth of $100 or black chips;and 1 $500 or purple chip(I like call these chipsPRINCE because of Purple Rain meaning I want to see it pouring Purple Rain )
    Follow
    instructions the same way if using the $1700 bankroll except purchase 2 PRINCE's instead of 1.

    Make sure you ask for a plastic chip carrying case to put your chips in.Now take your chips and casually walk to a uncrowded discreet area or just do what I do which is go to the nearest bathroom lock yourself in a stall and pretend to take the worst shit of your life seriously though. Now set your chips for bet placement which is $30 in reds for first two bets;$40 = one green and three reds for your third bet;$80= Three green and one red for your fourth bet;$160=one black,two greens and two reds for your fifth bet;$320= three black and four reds for your sixth bet;$500=one
    Prince, for your seventh bet;. Take all these chips and stack them in easy to manage stacks on top one another in sequential order starting with 1st bet to last. Carefully put chips in your pockets
    (I personally wear baggy pants with huge pockets such as cargo types with regular and thigh pockets for ease of access I suggest you do the same)

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    6a. continued

    Trust me you will never have to bet more than $320 meaning you will not lose more than 6 bets in a row unless you are cursed for life. I got to $320 one time since I put this plan together and this was over six years ago do the math Now here comes the beauty or spinal cord which is snake eyes or 2 and boxcars or 12 which completely bullet proofs this system engineered with precision of a Bentley or Asten Martin

    spinal cord
    in action: Remember the goal is to win $10 per bet or Roll of the dice: So you place your first bet on the field of $10; the dice are thrown by one of the patrons it is his first roll you are not looking because you are getting your next bet ready in case you lose which is $20 you hear the dice tender call out 5 which is the point for the player which means he has to roll a 5 before he rolls a 7 but you lost; you now have your next bet ready so you place the $20 as soon as he takes your first bet from the field area; the dice are now thrown you are getting next bet ready in case of loss which is $40 and you hear 8 from the dice tender you lost again; so you place $40 as soon as he takes your second bet away; The dice are thrown you are getting next bet ready in case of loss and you hear 7 out from the dice tender so you place $80 as soon as he clears all the money from the entire table
    {because 7 means the patron rolling the dice turn is over and all money on table is lost because he did not make his point roll which was the 5 before rolling a 7}

    The new player or patron shakes and throws the dice (meanwhile you are starting to mutha fukk me in your mind because you are reaching into your pocket for your next bet which is $160 and you still haven't won yet and you already lost $70 soon to be $150 if recent history repeats itself)
    and you hear the the dice tender yell out snake eyes followed by field bet pays double which is instant euphoria to your inner ego because not only did you achieve your goal of $10 per bet goal but you just stole an $80 bonus both unexpectedly & surprisingly So you are now up $90 which is 9 times your goal per bet believe me 12&2 come up more times than you think because of this system you'll cash in every time 2&12 come up sometimes more than others but it will always be double your bet/ gift/bonus the highest I ever got the bonus on was a $160 bet which is 16 times your goal bet Is what you will be doing when this happens but it is rare only because you win your goal per bet before you get to place your $160 bet down there not that you would want to but you would be surprised because I already caught myself hoping for a loss so I could get my bet built to $160 to hit the double payday of 2 or 12
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    Further explained:


    {{but this is just a ugly sign of greed so if you find yourself thinking this nip it at the bud before it grows into a wildfire which I guarantee it will if you don't stop this urge from within:If you do not stop this inner beast I promise you these are just a few of the things which will happen
    A.you'll Draw instant unwanted attention to you

    B.
    Make you lose all sense of reality meaning:you just became dumb as a box of rocks because of your false message of self God-ism caused by your over abundance of natural Euphoria

    Some comparisons to B.
    If you do not tame the fire before it becomes wild before it grows into an towering inferno:

    1.
    Taking a trip on your Harley to the dessert and plunging a metal straw into to the first peyote cactus you find and sucking it dry

    2.
    Eating a whole bag of psychedelic mushrooms in ten minutes or less in front of sober people

    3.
    Smoking a brick of Afghanny weed as fast as it will burn

    4.
    Eating a sheet of acid instead of just eating 1 tab

    5.
    Driving to the nearest state store buying a fifth of Barcardi (151 proof alcohol) and and completely indulging every last drop before you get back home which is at tops ten minutes from your house
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    6.a continued

    The majority of the time you will win your $10 per bet goal on your first second or third roll=$10,$20or$40, slightly less than majority on your fourth=$80,rarely your fifth=$160 and super rare lottery chance on your sixth=$320

    You know sometimes I think I'm cursed for life when it comes to my luck but all gamblers do some just more than others but you see boys I all but eliminated luck completely with this so easy a cave man can do it system.
    Think about it's 6th grade math level and you can break Vegas with it if they don't kick you out first which is what realistically would and will happen if you draw attention I Shit you not yes boys I guarantee you they will kick you out if they catch on to what you are doing but the beauty of it though this is all they can do because you are breaking no laws what so ever you are just putting the odds in your favor so greatly that you are now the casino and the casino is now the public which they will never allow their-selves to get into this position if they can help it what will happen in a nutshell if they think you have an advantage over them they will pull you aside and simply tell you we no longer want your business and when this happens your days of using this system are pretty much over because by this time they will have your profile and video of your Identity programmed and shared with all gaming security networks abroad So this is why I can not stress the point enough do not draw ATTENTION!!!!!!
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    In closing:


    This system is my gift to all who want to use it.
    If and when you decide to use it you have to follow my instruction word for word in exact form as if you had a 357 magnum to your head safety off finger on the trigger and the psycho holding it has Parkinson's disease to top it off!!! This may sound funny to you but all funniness aside I'm serious as a heart attack Do not draw Attention any how way shape or form you Got it??? GOOD!

    Now go make some quick cash at your nearest casino
    and thank me later boys I would wish you luck but the only luck I can wish you is not to get caught because this is the only luck you'll need I promise

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    mattd83
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    Good stuff. Pretty sure I witnessed someone playin this or something real similar this weekend. He did VERY well in the time that I watched him. Pit boss was giving him the evil eye, then he bailed soon after he knew he was being watched.

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    i too have a crap system


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    Le_Donk
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    tl:dr...

    Quote Originally Posted by PAULYPOKER View Post

    6a. continued

    Trust me you will never have to bet more than $320 meaning you will not lose more than 6 bets in a row unless you are cursed for life. I got to $320 one time since I put this plan together and this was over six years ago do the math
    (20/36)^6 = 2,9 %

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    this is all great until you hit that streak where it goes in the shitter!

    this is a horrible strategy for risk vs. reward!

    field bet is the worst play on the craps table!

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    Quote Originally Posted by big joe 1212 View Post
    this is all great until you hit that streak where it goes in the shitter!

    this is a horrible strategy for risk vs. reward!

    field bet is the worst play on the craps table!

    I agree that it's not necessarily the best bet....but it's certainly not the worst

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    Someone needs to try this in the sbr casino and report back.

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    all you do is martingale a bet on the field every time?

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    See the thread I posted earlier today. That story intringued the hell out of me.

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    martingale field bets?

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    Wow genius,martingaling the field bet. Can't wait to see some schmuck posting he lost his shirt playing this.

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    martingale always works... until it doesnt
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    You sir....are an absolute idiot. I won't even stoop so low as to tell you what an actually moronic "system" that is.

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    omg i dont like this system at all sir

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    I'd love to be at the table when someone tried this . . . and it won't be me.

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    Played this w/ my 78pt bankroll at the SBR Casino just for the hell of it. Got up to the 32pt level 3 times in about 10 minutes and won each time, coming out about +30 pts overall. Clearly a flawless system.

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    won 1200 with this method tonight!

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    It took you 5 hours to think up this system or 5 hours to type it?

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    Martingale but with odds worse than European roulette?
    The propensity for idiocy is incredible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FourLengthsClear View Post
    Martingale but with odds worse than European roulette?
    The propensity for idiocy is incredible.
    Do you play Euro on Bodog?

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    This is idiotic. No, retarded. No, imbecilic. No, insane. No, moronic. Actually it is all of those.

    Let's see, you are at a table that has a $10 min and a $500 max, and you are doubling all losses on a bet that has a vig of 5.6%.

    First bet, $10
    Second, $20
    Third, $40
    Fourth, $80
    Fifth, $160
    Sixth, $320

    On a $500 max table you cannot double after loss 6.

    You will lose this $630 really fast.

    Just find a cute hooker and spend a few hours with her, that will be more fun.

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    FourLengthsClear
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    Quote Originally Posted by FuzzyDunlop View Post
    Do you play Euro on Bodog?
    I don't play any casino games, live or online.

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    Ill try it

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    They'll pick you up in a Limo at the airport if you play a martingale system with the field.

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    What a flawless system. 80% of the time it works every time.

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    the field, lol, worst bet on the entire dice table

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    I just tried this on the Bodog practice table. Using $5 base bets, I won $325 in about 15 minutes. $40 was the highest bet I made. Of course if it was for money I probably would've lost terribly.

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    oh my gosh - son you played with fire and your lucky you didnt get burned real bad , please dont try this anymore ....if you do it will make you want to jump off a bridge , realy

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    unbelievable that this guy wrote all that for a martingale system on the field bet!

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    Try your system using the Don't Pass line, but only chase 3 times then start over. I guarantee you will have a new system.

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    dont understand this secrecy or being exposed

    like your stealing from the casino or unlocked some secret

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    Just went and played some craps yesterday at Dover Downs and told a pit boss of 31 years your "system". He almost pissed himself laughing and told me to please give you the address to his casino...he promises not to sweat any of your bets.

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    "3. All your bets and I mean all are going to be field bets."

    stopped reading after this. gl.

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    i can't believe someone with 6,600 posts would start a thread like this. have you not seen martingale discussed here before?

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