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    Would You Rather Be A Professional Golfer or UFC Fighter?

    Harvard researchers have conducted a study that found a simple answer to this question can be used to describe a person's personality.

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    Probably make more money as an average pro golfer than an average UFC fighter with less brain damage.

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    Anybody who doesn't say golfer is either a teenager or a retard.

    Golfers have a longer shelf life, make more money on average, and won't be a walking zombie in their advanced years due to head trauma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit View Post
    Probably make more money as an average pro golfer than an average UFC fighter with less brain damage.
    Probably

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    Nosey question

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    depends, if I was to make the same amount doing either career , of course you would pick golf.

    I throw around enough people outside of the ring anyways.

    www.wgt.com if anyone wants to compare who's got the bigger "club" , hit me up

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    Golf provides less risk, while UFC creates more excitement. Both could be lucrative but, longevity in the UFC is a rare thing.

    the reward of living on the edge has benefits and consequences.

    One may be considered more of a calculated career choice over a reckless and dangerous choice.

    I have always preferred excitement but, what goes up must eventually come down......which is not pretty when you get older if you pick UFC.............


    my girl Brittney Skye in my avatar would sure pick UFC. She is a huge fan. If it means Brittney Skye is sucking my balls after my UFC match, then penetrate golf!!!!
    Last edited by timbaland99; 04-17-14 at 12:16 AM.

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    Hands down Golf....Rich white money Im IN!!

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    Golf. I don't like to fight anymore. At all. I wake up sore as shit even if I won(which is extremely rare).

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    I would prefer golf definitely more money to make and you stay healthy

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    I would rather be the reason that rocket disappeared

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    Golf of course

    Fighters are low class and trash

    I want to be with educated people and well-to-do people.

    Also you get higher class woman

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    You would have to be retarded to say UFC Fighter.

    If you added up the Top 10 UFC fighters and the money they made in 2013-- it would equal roughly 8.75 million COMBINED, with Rashad Evans earning the most at slightly over 1 million.

    27 PGA Golfers by themselves made more money than THE OWNER OF UFC FIGHTING.

    Phil Mickelson made a little more than 45 million last year---

    White pulled in 10 million in 2013---- 21 golfers made more money than the fuking owner.

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    you would have to be retarded to take this thread seriously

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    UFC fighting is chump change
    Horrible golfers make more money tha bedt UFC fighters

    UFC trash

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    MMA fighter for me... Nothing is more rewarding in life than knocking some fool out!

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Mayan View Post
    MMA fighter for me... Nothing is more rewarding in life than knocking some fool out!
    Could not agree more. I just love walking down the street knocking people out left and right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Could not agree more. I just love walking down the street knocking people out left and right.
    Have you ever lost a fight?

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    UFC

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Could not agree more. I just love walking down the street knocking people out left and right.
    This made me laugh a lot more than it should

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    Hmmmmmm let's take this to a different level. What about the attraction from a female? Getting laid 24/7?

    Let's say you were an avg golfer on the PGA tour and in all seriousness you never placed. You always missed the 3rd cut and never got paid. Yet, you think in your head hey... I'm a bad ass I have my PGA ID and I'm on tour. Do you think you'd get laid at the clubhouse? I don't think it would be that easy.

    Or how about... hey... I'm in the UFC and I have a .500 record. I'm not good... I'm not the worst either. You say "UFC fighter" to anyone and you're at a club... and chicks spot you. Sh#$... you're going to get laid within 5 minutes.

    So as you clearly see... it depends on what you want. You want money? fame? or sex 24/7? You make the call.

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    Mid Level UFC fighter.....whew tough run---BUT in the terms of getting/attracting and landing PussY....UFC all the way.....mid level golfers bang mid level pussy
    Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot View Post
    Hmmmmmm let's take this to a different level. What about the attraction from a female? Getting laid 24/7?

    Let's say you were an avg golfer on the PGA tour and in all seriousness you never placed. You always missed the 3rd cut and never got paid. Yet, you think in your head hey... I'm a bad ass I have my PGA ID and I'm on tour. Do you think you'd get laid at the clubhouse? I don't think it would be that easy.

    Or how about... hey... I'm in the UFC and I have a .500 record. I'm not good... I'm not the worst either. You say "UFC fighter" to anyone and you're at a club... and chicks spot you. Sh#$... you're going to get laid within 5 minutes.

    So as you clearly see... it depends on what you want. You want money? fame? or sex 24/7? You make the call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Golf of course

    Fighters are low class and trash

    I want to be with educated people and well-to-do people.

    Also you get higher class woman
    Hahahaa

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    lol thread.

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    UFC fighter fo'sho.

    A UFC fighter would kick a golfers ass any day.

    Being able to fight is a good survival skill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seaweed View Post
    Harvard researchers have conducted a study that found a simple answer to this question can be used to describe a person's personality.
    What was Harvard's conclusion? Anybody who doesn't say golfer is either a teenager or a retard? I agree with Eddy Munny on this. This is what happens to you if you are considered the Greatest MMA fighter of all time:
    If you're only an average fighter it's going to be much much worse.

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    5 years ago I probably would have said UFC fighter. Now that I have gotten close to 30, a few surgeries, and wear and tear from training has changed my mind. More money and a much longer career in golf. Get to travel and play the best courses in the world. Couldn't pass up

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    I'd be a golfer, but the kind of golfer that would turn UFC Fighter if I lost. Just straight up smashing Tiger woods in the teeth with my five iron, like "leave some white woman for the rest of us, beetch". Then id jump in the golfcart and race out of there with my stolen trophy in hand.

    A happy medium so to speak.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneylineExpress View Post
    5 years ago I probably would have said UFC fighter. Now that I have gotten close to 30, a few surgeries, and wear and tear from training has changed my mind. More money and a much longer career in golf. Get to travel and play the best courses in the world. Couldn't pass up
    Lol this is written as if u did have intention of being a ufc fighter and are now going to be a pro golfer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Giant View Post
    Could not agree more. I just love walking down the street knocking people out left and right.
    Just the other day I was walking down the street and a complete stranger punched me in the face(nice to meet you Giant btw). After I regained consciousness the first thing I thought of was... that was definitely better than a round of golf.

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    This is a tough one...make more money and keep my health or get beat up for pennies.

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    No one could do either, this is a false question. Fighting is more important golf easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by inrenokid View Post
    No one could do either, this is a false question. Fighting is more important golf easier.
    ^^^ Exhibit (A) as to why a career in pro golf is the right choice. This is what brain damage sounds like.

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    I would rather be a UFC fighter. However, If I had children I would want them to choose golf instead. Oh & if you think that UFC main card fighters only get paid the numbers that the commission release then I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell ya chummmmmm-p.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ron_Paul_2012 View Post
    I would rather be a UFC fighter. However, If I had children I would want them to choose golf instead. Oh & if you think that UFC main card fighters only get paid the numbers that the commission release then I have a bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell ya chummmmmm-p.
    Still doesn't even come close to what an average golfer makes on the tour. Not to mention endorsements that golfers have, it's not even close and not debatable. You would like to be a UFC fighter cause you're a nerd ball, only thing you ever fought was your glasses falling off your nose.

    Shit I got had by the fake Ron Paul.
    Last edited by Cuse0323; 04-17-14 at 09:44 PM.

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