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Old 10-23-09, 06:31 PM   #1
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UFC 104 is upon us, and I’ve got my work cut out for me if I want to continue the amazing beating that I have been putting on the books’ MMA offerings. There are a couple of really nice dogs that I just can’t turn my back on. This isn’t easy; I just make it look that way, folks.

Lyoto Machida -410
Mauricio Rua +330

I would swear to God that I was about to watch a Bruce Lee movie if you told me that I was going to witness “Shogun vs. The Dragon.” But no, it’s just an amazing battle of 205’s in a featured five round match-up. That’s all.

I’ll be honest, I was having a bit of trouble capping this one. My brain was racked, and I was forced to incorporate some unique methods to determine the winner of this fight. After weeks of studying, I took into account every single dynamic, skill and weakness of both fighters, and brought in two actors to mimic the path that this bout is most likely to take on. Leaving no detail unnoticed, I was even sure to make sure that my MMA Guinea Pigs were of Brazilian descent, to reflect what we could see on Saturday night to a tee. The results of this experiment were astonishing, and I am here to share them with you. Machida (15-0-0) is represented by the actor in black, while Rua (18-3-0) is represented in red.




It doesn’t get any clearer than that, does it? You can see Machida using his unorthodox style to avoid Rua’s attacks, which will frustrate Rua as it has many others before him. Machida will perform a little ground and pound on Rua’s face, and eventually extract a tap out via arm bar. I am 100% convinced that this extensive study will yield those exact results. Machida remains unbeaten.

Cain Velasquez -380
Ben Rothwell +270

I like two big upsets on the main card, starting with Rothwell (30-6-0). If I can hit at least one upset I will be up. And set. But not upset. Did that make sense?

I know that Velasquez (6-0-0) is a bad man. I realize that this could end badly for ya boy Bread, but at these odds, I think that Rothwell is absolutely worth a shot. Velasquez didn’t wow me by any means in his last fight against Cheick Kongo. At 6’1” 240 lbs, he is an imposing figure. What’s scary is that he will look small compared to Rothwell.

Big Ben Rothwell towers at 6’4” 265 lbs. 21 of his 30 victories have resulted from early stoppage beatings. I’m willing to play +270 that he can do some damage via fists and pull the sweet upset.

Gleison Tibau -130
Josh Neer +110


Calm down Josh Neer





Josh Neer (25-8-1) is nowhere as good as he thinks he is, but he’s still better than Tibau (29-6-0). It’s Tibau to get crazy up in here, and my payday is Neer! (Thank you, thank you. I worked on that for all of five seconds.)

Tibau boasts victories over a slew of ho-hum type talent, and loses to guys who can fight like Nick Diaz, Tyson Griffin and Joe Stevenson. He has already said that he plans on being honored with the Submission of the Night award. The problem with that is that Neer can, and has beaten good wrestlers like Mac Danzig and Stevenson.

I’m no fan of Neer, but I am a fan of Neer in this fight. I will also be throwing him in a parlay. Another play for this fight that catches my eye is for it to go the full three rounds (-180).

Anthony Johnson -330
Yoshiyuki Yoshida +270

Anthony Johnson (7-2-0) is younger, quicker, stronger and hits harder than Yoshida (11-3-0). Yoshida is the only guy I’ve seen to get knocked out twice in one second (see Josh Koscheck highlight reel). Johnson should beat this Asian dog like a naughty Akita, right? Perhaps, but once again I’m taking a gamble on the upset here.

Now I know what you’re thinking. “But Bread! You have such a great record fading Asian fighters in the UFC!” You are correct, but I have this nagging feeling that Yoshida can possibly endure an initial beating, and use his powers of sneakiness to slide Johnson into a fight-ending choke out. Perhaps Johnson’s recent injuries, weight-cutting and arrest have taken a toll on him. That’s the game plan, at least.


Yes, I’m betting on this guy



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Old 10-23-09, 06:55 PM   #2
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If you want to make some money, take SHOGUN (risk invovled) but if he gets back to fight like the way he did in PRIDE, it looks like Machida might get his first loss. Also, take ROTHWELL as he is more experienced than an overrated velasquez
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Old 10-23-09, 06:59 PM   #3
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good luck bread


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Old 10-23-09, 07:03 PM   #4
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gl bread, looks like the mma forum is split on the cain fight, 3 for velazquez and 2 for rothwell

who does robin like for that fight?
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Old 10-23-09, 07:29 PM   #5
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Is it wrong that I am turned on by that video Bread? No seriously...is it?

Hopefully fat man can cash for us and beat square head into a pulp!
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Old 10-23-09, 07:32 PM   #6
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Rothwell carries all of his size right here...



I'm surprised that your fear of Asians is subsiding. It has to help that Anthony Johnson came in 6 pounds over weight.
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Old 10-23-09, 07:35 PM   #7
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Good luck Bread
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Old 10-23-09, 08:09 PM   #8
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No idea who Robyn is on Ill...will find out tomorrow. My guess is Velasquez though.

I'm liking my Yo play more and more.
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Old 10-23-09, 08:20 PM   #9
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gl bread, looks like the mma forum is split on the cain fight, 3 for velazquez and 2 for rothwell

who does robin like for that fight?
I am leaning toward Velasquez, but I don't do my studying until Saturday morning for every card. I will have a better answer tomorrow.
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Old 10-23-09, 09:00 PM   #10
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Who is up next for Machida after he dances around Shogun and then submits him?
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Old 10-24-09, 09:23 AM   #11
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if both your underdogs hit then you are cheating.
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Old 10-24-09, 09:30 AM   #12
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Hey! You don't my write-ups too???
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Old 10-24-09, 09:40 AM   #13
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haha ...sorry not this time and only because I really need my picks to hit.



if Yoshida wins I will uncontrollably sob myself to sleep.
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Old 10-24-09, 09:53 AM   #14
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I will pour a bit of my fizzy beverage out on the floor in your memory as Yo is choking out your overweight brutha.
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Old 10-24-09, 11:07 AM   #15
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Haven't read your write-up yet but here are my picks. I'm on a lot of dogs this time around.

Lyoto Machida -405

Cain Velasquez -310

Josh Neer +120

Spencer Fisher +205

Yoshiyuki Yoshida +265

Ryan Bader -405

Pat Barry -105

Chael Sonnen +180

Jorge Rivera +120

Razak Al-Hassan +110

Stefan Struve +180
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Old 10-24-09, 11:19 AM   #16
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That video was dreadful. I am convinced the women in red is Asian and not Brazilian.

I am surprised you are on Rothwell, but I understand, it was a tough one to cap. Velasquez may not be able to handle Rothwell's heavy mitts and if this is the case, the fight will end in the first round with a Rothwell victory. But I am going with Velasquez in hopes he can make it past the first round and then take Rothwell to the ground when he starts fatting out.
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Old 10-24-09, 11:41 AM   #17
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Back off Robyn. Those woman were awesome. I loved the women in red.
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Old 10-24-09, 11:51 AM   #18
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rothwell seems like a good value bet
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Old 10-24-09, 11:52 AM   #19
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rothwell seems like a good value bet
One time for the big boy
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Old 10-24-09, 11:54 AM   #20
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Back off Robyn. Those woman were awesome. I loved the women in red.
Your a dummy and you need to curb you're sense of humor or there going to make fun of you.
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Old 10-24-09, 11:59 AM   #21
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What nationality are you? You seem so sweet but I got this impression that if you really got pissed off you could rip someone's head off with your bare hands?
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Old 10-24-09, 12:17 PM   #22
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Filthy Bermudian.
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Old 10-24-09, 02:04 PM   #23
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Do you do betting for a living?
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Old 10-24-09, 02:48 PM   #24
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I live to bet, but I dont bet to make a living. No.
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Old 10-24-09, 04:00 PM   #25
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Nice write up as usual Bread
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Old 10-24-09, 04:07 PM   #26
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Thanks GR7. God bless our plays tonight.
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Old 10-24-09, 05:07 PM   #27
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Rothwell 2.5 units
Neer 5 units
Stevenson 5 units
Yoshida 2.5 units
Hardonk 5 units

Parlay - Neer/Yoshida/Bader
2.5 units to win 21.5 units

Still scheming here.
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Old 10-24-09, 05:09 PM   #28
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Rothwell 2.5 units
Neer 5 units
Stevenson 5 units
Yoshida 2.5 units
Hardonk 5 units

Parlay - Neer/Yoshida/Bader
2.5 units to win 21.5 units

Still scheming here.
I am on Hardonk. Opposite for the rest. Good luck though
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Old 10-24-09, 05:24 PM   #29
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Opposite for ALL the rest, Mex???
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Opposite for ALL the rest, Mex???
Yes sir. If you don't mind I will post my plays here. You are probably in good shape though. You are the MMA Pro
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Old 10-24-09, 05:34 PM   #31
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Post away pally!
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Old 10-24-09, 05:50 PM   #32
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Kyle Kingsbury -135
Stefan Struve +185
1 to win 3.87

Rob Kimmons -190
Kyle Kingsbury -135
1 to win 1.66

Yushin Okami -300
Rob Kimmons -190
1 to win 1.04

Yushin Okami -300
Antoni Hardonk -160
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Antoni Hardonk -160
Ryan Bader -475
1 to win 1.17

Ryan Bader -475
Anthony Johnson -340
1 to win 0.61

Spencer Fisher +205
Anthony Johnson -340
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Gleison Tibau -120
Spencer Fisher +205
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Cain Velasquez -365
Gleison Tibau -120
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Lyoto Machida -400
Cain Velasquez -365
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why do you like Kingsbury so much?, I'm on him as well but just want to hear what you think
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Old 10-24-09, 05:56 PM   #34
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Parlay heaven. I might try this strategy sometime.
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Old 10-24-09, 05:58 PM   #35
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darks dont bark this hard....ever.



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Rothwell 2.5 units
Neer 5 units
Stevenson 5 units
Yoshida 2.5 units
Hardonk 5 units

Parlay - Neer/Yoshida/Bader
2.5 units to win 21.5 units

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bread will be soggy from the crying later
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