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    Backyard MMA Thread

    Since we will probably be seeing most of these guys in the UFC after a couple more fights I thought we could get some cerebral discussion going on up and coming martial artists who hone their craft on a garbage bag in the backyard.

    In this one a fat kid fights and even fatter kid.


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    Which one has the bigger hog tho? Lets keep this cerebral please

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Since we will probably be seeing most of these guys in the UFC after a couple more fights I thought we could get some cerebral discussion going on up and coming martial artists who hone their craft on a garbage bag in the backyard.

    In this one a fat kid fights and even fatter kid.

    Woooahh dude, guy in Tapout shorts looks legit. Wonder if he could cut weight and make the HW division?

    Also, was the ref a down syndrome?

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    hahahaha They actually have a website and a make out like it's a promotion - "XFactor MMA" and WGFC Heavyweight Belt! This shiiit is amazing! http://xfactormma.co.nr/

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    HAAAAAAAA......... Where is that Adam B. kid at? This guys must be part of his crew.

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    This one is actually pretty good


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    Pistachio Stimpleton may be the greatest name ever.

    Why he chose 'the master of disaster" over "the nut" eludes me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Pistachio Stimpleton may be the greatest name ever.

    Why he chose 'the master of disaster" over "the nut" eludes me.
    haha yeah I lol'ed when I saw tht. When you have parents that name you "Pistachio" it kind of makes sense why this dude is fighting in the backyard with a load of fellow inbreds

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    haha yeah I lol'ed when I saw tht. When you have parents that name you "Pistachio" it kind of makes sense why this dude is fighting in the backyard with a load of fellow inbreds
    Dude I think those names are all made up

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Dude I think those names are all made up

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    Next you're going to say Chandler Blades isn't real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    This one is actually pretty good

    "Top of the food chain transition in to the triangle"!!! Dude makes J-Lau's look mediocre.

    I love how non-charismatic the ref is and how he just has his hands in his pockets like "**** it"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunyaBidness View Post
    Next you're going to say Chandler Blades isn't real.
    Lol I have no idea who Chander Blades is, or this Ross Gellar poster

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    My favourite part is the highly qualified 14 year old autistic kid that was 'refereeing' - blew my mind when I saw he was in the other fight too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamB View Post
    My favourite part is the highly qualified 14 year old autistic kid that was 'refereeing' - blew my mind when I saw he was in the other fight too.
    Dude wtf happened to your thread, you think you can take these kids?

    I dunno man I saw your pics and the fat kid from the first video would starch your whole crew

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    hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Dude wtf happened to your thread, you think you can take these kids?

    I dunno man I saw your pics and the fat kid from the first video would starch your whole crew
    Not my thread mate, but I would like to see those two elite MMA stables compete against one another.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Which one has the bigger hog tho? Lets keep this cerebral please

    lol

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    Fat kid from the first video is beasting on the whole scene. Heavy legs kicks, guy was just holding on for dear life in the mount. Definitely the top prospect coming out of this shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Fat kid from the first video is beasting on the whole scene. Heavy legs kicks, guy was just holding on for dear life in the mount. Definitely the top prospect coming out of this shit.

    Not even a dustbin liner for a mat in this one. Can imagine this dude at high school walking around like a boss.

    hahahaa his kicks are amazing...like a young Gokhan Saki

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    Somebody sent me this a while back. Dude fights at rumbleweight, asian guy had nothing for him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Somebody sent me this a while back. Dude fights at rumbleweight, asian guy had nothing for him.

    lol dude looks like a genetic experiment gone wrong

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    Other dude looks like Loyd from Entourage!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Other dude looks like Loyd from Entourage!
    Lol. Things only get worse for him...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DeFactoCrippler View Post
    Lol. Things only get worse for him...

    ha poor little chap. You see the giant dude's eyes? Got a crazy shining glint in them like the Terminator or sumin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    Not even a dustbin liner for a mat in this one. Can imagine this dude at high school walking around like a boss.
    Update. This dude is serious. Would probably fock up Bigday. Might be seeing him in the TUF house soon.


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    hahha

    Im tempted to use my new mod powers and sticky this in player's talk!

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    This is the lad who taught Joe Daddy Stevenson how to set-up and throw a Superman punch...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5ZS...layer_embedded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    This is the lad who taught Joe Daddy Stevenson how to set-up and throw a Superman punch...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5ZS...layer_embedded
    Fuuuck, the noise on that punch even from the shitty microphone on that dude's cameraphone... With 4oz gloves and I bet they're not wearing gumshields. Love how the guy at the end shouts "Anderson Silva!"

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    haha yeah

    Have you sorted out your Galaxy yet? THinking Im gonna order one this week as my Blackberry contract expires on Monday. Am I right in thinking that Galaxy 3s has Flash player unlike Iphone so can play videos a lot better?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    haha yeah

    Have you sorted out your Galaxy yet? THinking Im gonna order one this week as my Blackberry contract expires on Monday. Am I right in thinking that Galaxy 3s has Flash player unlike Iphone so can play videos a lot better?
    I haven't sorted it - the insurance policy I bought doesn't allow you to claim for 14 days. I may as well try and use that and pay about £95 rather than pay £200~ to fully replace the screen.

    Yeah, that's right. It plays video great - I'm not sure which network you intend to use, but I got it on 3 - the internet is really good so I was streaming stuff fairly seamlessly. Had no problem with phone coverage either, but I didn't exactly get to try it out much, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any real issues with any provider where I live.

    I'm pretty pissed off about having destroyed it, I don't have a laptop and I'm moving to a new job so I've been having to train people in Worksop of all places for a few days/a week at a time with dick all to do in the evening, would have been at least able to make some degen plays on the phone if I hadn't smashed the shit out of it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdamB View Post
    I haven't sorted it - the insurance policy I bought doesn't allow you to claim for 14 days. I may as well try and use that and pay about £95 rather than pay £200~ to fully replace the screen.

    Yeah, that's right. It plays video great - I'm not sure which network you intend to use, but I got it on 3 - the internet is really good so I was streaming stuff fairly seamlessly. Had no problem with phone coverage either, but I didn't exactly get to try it out much, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any real issues with any provider where I live.

    I'm pretty pissed off about having destroyed it, I don't have a laptop and I'm moving to a new job so I've been having to train people in Worksop of all places for a few days/a week at a time with dick all to do in the evening, would have been at least able to make some degen plays on the phone if I hadn't smashed the shit out of it!
    argghhh that's bad, nothing worse than not having any access to internet..especially when you're a degen like me! I get the shakes after a few hours!
    yeah the deal I was looking at was £26 (after redemption) a month with 3 network. Been paying about £24/month I think for my Blackberry so a couple squid more a month for a much better phone seems great to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vaughany View Post
    argghhh that's bad, nothing worse than not having any access to internet..especially when you're a degen like me! I get the shakes after a few hours!
    yeah the deal I was looking at was £26 (after redemption) a month with 3 network. Been paying about £24/month I think for my Blackberry so a couple squid more a month for a much better phone seems great to me!
    The plan I got is "The One Plan". Seems to be the best one they offer - £31 a month, unlimited data (no fair usage so you can take the piss with streaming stuff), 2000 minutes, 5000 texts plus 5000 additional 3-to-3 texts. To be fair, the minutes and texts are probably overkill for me, I am pretty abrupt on the phone so don't use anywhere near that much...

    Oh, and get a good case. I have one now for when I get it back - I don't really remember exactly what I did, but I'm fairly sure it was dropping it on concrete on the way home. I reckon with the case I've now bought it would've absorbed the shock way better and not cracked, since it was just the plastic it would just bounce and do a shit load of damage (as it did).

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